`ammer the `ammers mutiny thread

HiroshimaClaret · Post by **HiroshimaClaret** » Sun Dec 30, 2018 8:40 am

This might be hard for some to take (some more than others!

) but I`m turning my back on Madge. It is done with a heavy heart and it might enrage her disciples but I think she has taken away our focus, got us all in a tizz and we`ve all gone bloody soft! We need to regain focus for this HUGE game and a must-win in my eyes.

Not only am I saying "NO!" to the vixen that is Madge, but I`m knocking off the beer in a favour of the Japanese version of White Lightning. Something drastic and akin to going to the dark side, but I`m willing to sacrifice my brain for the good of the Clarets!!!!

Let`s go for it on this alternate thread and see where it takes us.

COME ON!!!!

いしょにいくとがんばってね!!!!!!!

I TURN TO SIGUR ROS FOR BRAIN STIMULATION AND INSPIRATION RATHER THAN MADGE WHO STIMULATES OTHER PARTS! JOIN ME!!!!

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SussexDon1inIreland · Post by **SussexDon1inIreland** » Sun Dec 30, 2018 8:45 am

Come on Super Burnley

HiroshimaClaret · Post by **HiroshimaClaret** » Sun Dec 30, 2018 8:47 am

SussexDon1inIreland wrote:Come on Super Burnley

POSITIVITY OFF THE CHART ALREADY!!!! You negate my usual `negativity` with your super positivity!!!!! Welcome along, MORALE OFFICER!!!

Tall Paul · Post by **Tall Paul** » Sun Dec 30, 2018 9:11 am

We're going to win today.

HiroshimaClaret · Post by **HiroshimaClaret** » Sun Dec 30, 2018 9:17 am

Tall Paul wrote:We're going to win today.

LOVE IT!!!!!

gawthorpe_view · Post by **gawthorpe_view** » Sun Dec 30, 2018 9:18 am

That's the spirit.

burnleymik · Post by **burnleymik** » Sun Dec 30, 2018 9:24 am

Tarks hat-trick. Vydra To start and score. Dyche plays ultra attacking formation. Burnley win 5-0.

Too much?

HiroshimaClaret · Post by **HiroshimaClaret** » Sun Dec 30, 2018 9:28 am

burnleymik wrote:Tarks hat-trick. Vydra To start and score. Dyche plays ultra attacking formation. Burnley win 5-0.

Too much?

PERfECT!!!!!!!!!!! WE have to!!!!!!!

Goobs · Post by **Goobs** » Sun Dec 30, 2018 9:50 am

Start of 5 wins on the bounce and an ascent to mid table obscurity

Jeremy_Bentham · Post by **Jeremy_Bentham** » Sun Dec 30, 2018 9:50 am

. wonders how bad things have to get before the tinned food count makes a return.

claretblue · Post by **claretblue** » Sun Dec 30, 2018 10:09 am

. wrote:. wonders how bad things have to get before the tinned food count makes a return.

17 succulent beans suspended in 104ml of juice!

3 - 0 to the Clarets!

HiroshimaClaret · Post by **HiroshimaClaret** » Sun Dec 30, 2018 10:31 am

I have to believe today!!!!!!!!!!!!

HiroshimaClaret · Post by **HiroshimaClaret** » Sun Dec 30, 2018 10:32 am

PRAYING for a 4-3-2-1!

Marney&Mee · Post by **Marney&Mee** » Sun Dec 30, 2018 10:55 am

HiroshimaClaret wrote:PRAYING for a 4-3-2-1!

Can’t see that being the score HC...

karatekid · Post by **karatekid** » Sun Dec 30, 2018 11:13 am

HiroshimaClaret wrote:PRAYING for a 4-3-2-1!

I think dusty bin has a chance of starting for us today.

HiroshimaClaret · Post by **HiroshimaClaret** » Sun Dec 30, 2018 11:32 am

karatekid wrote:I think dusty bin has a chance of starting for us today.

Loved that show!

bobinho · Post by **bobinho** » Sun Dec 30, 2018 11:37 am

We’ll smash em.

Roosterbooster · Post by **Roosterbooster** » Sun Dec 30, 2018 11:38 am

HiroshimaClaret wrote:PRAYING for a 4-3-2-1!

I agree, with Hendrick in the 3 and licence to get forward, and Vydra & JBG just behind a lone striker (please not Wood)

HiroshimaClaret · Post by **HiroshimaClaret** » Sun Dec 30, 2018 11:43 am

Will settle for...

Pope (I know but hope!)
Bardsley Tarks Gibson Taylor
Hendrick Cork Westwood
Gudmundssson Vydra
Barnes

SGr · Post by **SGr** » Sun Dec 30, 2018 11:44 am

[A goalkeeper]
Bardsley Tarkowki Gibson Taylor
Hendrick Westwood
Gudmundsson Vydra McNeil
Barnes

HiroshimaClaret · Post by **HiroshimaClaret** » Sun Dec 30, 2018 11:45 am

Roosterbooster wrote:I agree, with Hendrick in the 3 and licence to get forward, and Vydra & JBG just behind a lone striker (please not Wood)

GREAT MINDS!!!!

Roosterbooster · Post by **Roosterbooster** » Sun Dec 30, 2018 12:24 pm

Either way, I have a feeling the team won’t be what most people are expecting

HiroshimaClaret · Post by **HiroshimaClaret** » Sun Dec 30, 2018 12:27 pm

Roosterbooster wrote:Either way, I have a feeling the team won’t be what most people are expecting

HOPE THAT Is NOT NEGATIVE!!!!!!

midlander63 · Post by **midlander63** » Sun Dec 30, 2018 12:40 pm

I will miss Madge and so should we all

But desperate times call for desperate measures so with a heavy heart - I am backing this thread!

Burnley to win 2 - 0!!!

Buxtonclaret · Post by **Buxtonclaret** » Sun Dec 30, 2018 12:53 pm

. wrote:. wonders how bad things have to get before the tinned food count makes a return.

Only one word sums that up.

Skittlegate.

Buxtonclaret · Post by **Buxtonclaret** » Sun Dec 30, 2018 12:58 pm

But what happens if a Madgeless thread doesn't work?

What if she pouts, throws her makeup in a little bag and buggers back off to Gaul?
What if she refuses to come back and spends her days sulking, flicking snail shells at Rowls in his favourite eatery?

Too many 'What ifs'
Burnley to win 5-1!
The final two being converted penalties, both awarded in added time.

UTC

The Enclosure · Post by **The Enclosure** » Sun Dec 30, 2018 1:01 pm

Heaton to play....well I reckon he will

Safron · Post by **Safron** » Sun Dec 30, 2018 1:09 pm

Long and Gibson for me something is not right with tarks and mee

SGr · Post by **SGr** » Sun Dec 30, 2018 1:11 pm

My sources inside the club inform me Gudmundsson and McNeil start today, with Heaton in goal

Vegas Claret · Post by **Vegas Claret** » Sun Dec 30, 2018 1:16 pm

SGr wrote:My sources inside the club inform me Gudmundsson and McNeil start today, with Heaton in goal

correct

dermotdermot · Post by **dermotdermot** » Sun Dec 30, 2018 1:16 pm

Heaton!!!!!

Vegas Claret · Post by **Vegas Claret** » Sun Dec 30, 2018 1:18 pm

Safron · Post by **Safron** » Sun Dec 30, 2018 1:18 pm

Just seen team news very surprised he sticks with mee and tarks yet again ,

Vegas Claret · Post by **Vegas Claret** » Sun Dec 30, 2018 1:20 pm

very strong West ham team

Arnautovic back, Anderson and Lucas Perez play

Vegas Claret · Post by **Vegas Claret** » Sun Dec 30, 2018 1:21 pm

who is 42 Koiki ?

dermotdermot · Post by **dermotdermot** » Sun Dec 30, 2018 1:22 pm

He’s been on the bench before.

Vegas Claret · Post by **Vegas Claret** » Sun Dec 30, 2018 1:22 pm

JohnDearyMe · Post by **JohnDearyMe** » Sun Dec 30, 2018 1:23 pm

Vegas Claret wrote:who is 42 Koiki ?

Think he is a young left back

Vegas Claret · Post by **Vegas Claret** » Sun Dec 30, 2018 1:25 pm

such a shame Vydra isn't getting game time

Narwhalchomper · Post by **Narwhalchomper** » Sun Dec 30, 2018 1:26 pm

Slightly disappointed with the team selection. I was hoping dyche would have seen that Barnes and wood don’t work together and finally given Vydra a go at things. Plus we are too weak in midfield and need Hendrick in there for his physicality if nothing else! But I hope he proves me wrong!

JohnDearyMe · Post by **JohnDearyMe** » Sun Dec 30, 2018 1:27 pm

Vegas Claret wrote:such a shame Vydra isn't getting game time

Very strange. Definitely worth a go ahead of Wood at the moment

Buxtonclaret · Post by **Buxtonclaret** » Sun Dec 30, 2018 1:33 pm

Think both Wood and Mee are lucky to keep their places.

burnleymik · Post by **burnleymik** » Sun Dec 30, 2018 1:49 pm

Okay time to get some positivity. Rock solid defence and a good 3-1 win. COYC!

HiroshimaClaret · Post by **HiroshimaClaret** » Sun Dec 30, 2018 1:58 pm

Both kids in my bed and the wife already asleep. It`s a nailed on win!!!!!

COME ON!!!!!!!

Tribesmen · Post by **Tribesmen** » Sun Dec 30, 2018 1:59 pm

Afternoon all from a dry and very mild Galway as it must be about 10c at the moment .
Hummmm today not sure what to expect , home alone as the wife is on some spa treatment so one bottle of wine down and have said not a drop to pass my lips lips before full time , hey so what now a very nice bottle of chard is waiting for a win and i promise not to even to look it until full time .
Love the Clarets , can the players do it for me ?

dermotdermot · Post by **dermotdermot** » Sun Dec 30, 2018 2:01 pm

Two match day threads on the go. I reckon we should stick with this one.

HiroshimaClaret · Post by **HiroshimaClaret** » Sun Dec 30, 2018 2:06 pm

dermotdermot wrote:Two match day threads on the go. I reckon we should stick with this one.

IT`S A ONE OFF!!!!!!! Madge needs a rest!

tiger76 · Post by **tiger76** » Sun Dec 30, 2018 2:15 pm

Buxtonclaret wrote:Think both Wood and Mee are lucky to keep their places.

And Cork.

burnleymik · Post by **burnleymik** » Sun Dec 30, 2018 2:18 pm

Good start...

joey13 · Post by **joey13** » Sun Dec 30, 2018 2:20 pm

Heaton should score there , sorry Barnes