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Westwood needs a song

Post by DefourGenius » Sat Mar 02, 2019 12:47 am

Drop in a few suggestions of your own, not the same old one word boring ones. Here’s an idea:

Ashley Westwood wins the ball
Ashley Westwood’s our workhorse
Ashley Westwood makes a pass
Ashley Westwood’s ******* class

To the tune of the Anthony Martials song if u know that
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Re: Westwood needs a song

Post by Devils_Advocate » Sat Mar 02, 2019 12:51 am

He's a real steady eddie having a good spell but there's nothing about him that warrants his own song. Within a few years of him leaving us only CT and his archives will actually remember the lad

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Re: Westwood needs a song

Post by fidelcastro » Sat Mar 02, 2019 12:54 am

Devils_Advocate wrote:He's a real steady eddie having a good spell but there's nothing about him that warrants his own song. Within a few years of him leaving us only CT and his archives will actually remember the lad
Complete belmtardery from you, as always.

:roll: :(

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Re: Westwood needs a song

Post by Devils_Advocate » Sat Mar 02, 2019 12:58 am

fidelcastro wrote:Complete belmtardery from you, as always.

:roll: :(
Who are we talking about again...I cant remember?

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Re: Westwood needs a song

Post by fidelcastro » Sat Mar 02, 2019 1:01 am

Devils_Advocate wrote:Who are we talking about again...I cant remember?
Well... you wouldn't, seeing as you hardly ever go on, it's hardly surprising that the players aren't familiar to you.

:lol:

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Re: Westwood needs a song

Post by Spike » Sat Mar 02, 2019 7:15 am

There’s only one Ashley Westwood!

Played really well for us for two seasons now while Defour has been on the TV series Casualty

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Re: Westwood needs a song

Post by box_of_frogs » Sat Mar 02, 2019 7:44 am

We wouldn’t be able to sing it properly anyway due to our inability to sing anything with a tempo slower than 1000 beats per minute.

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Re: Westwood needs a song

Post by 4:20 » Sat Mar 02, 2019 7:51 am

To Disturbed, Down With The Sickness

Get up, we're going down with your sickness
Get up, we're going down with your sickness
Get up, we're going down with your sickness
Open up the pack-ate, Beechams is yer mate.

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Re: Westwood needs a song

Post by ŽižkovClaret » Sat Mar 02, 2019 7:54 am

To "Go West" by Pet Shop Boys

Westwood, going box to box
Westwood, blocking all your shots
Westwood, plays like 2 is 3
Westwood, plays for Burn-a-lee

(no, you **** off)
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Re: Westwood needs a song

Post by ŽižkovClaret » Sat Mar 02, 2019 7:55 am

Spike wrote:There’s only one Ashley Westwood!

Played really well for us for two seasons now while Defour has been on the TV series Casualty
Hows that second line go? Can't think of the tune

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Re: Westwood needs a song

Post by CharlieinNewMexico » Sat Mar 02, 2019 8:08 am

Weeeee believe in the Westwood! (Theater of hate)

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Re: Westwood needs a song

Post by Bordeauxclaret » Sat Mar 02, 2019 8:14 am

Come on, we all know it’s going to be “du du du du Ashley Westwood”
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Re: Westwood needs a song

Post by ŽižkovClaret » Sat Mar 02, 2019 8:17 am

He only cost 5 million
We thought he's probably crap
But now we've seen him play more
We want to see him capped

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Re: Westwood needs a song

Post by MACCA » Sat Mar 02, 2019 12:31 pm

DefourGenius wrote:Drop in a few suggestions of your own, not the same old one word boring ones. Here’s an idea:

Ashley Westwood wins the ball
Ashley Westwood’s our workhorse
Ashley Westwood makes a pass
Ashley Westwood’s ******* class

To the tune of the Anthony Martials song if u know that
Whats the Anthony Martial song tune for all those that don't have a 2nd team or are a closet red?

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Re: Westwood needs a song

Post by bfccrazy » Sat Mar 02, 2019 12:36 pm

One that’d fit perfectly and not be new to Burnley gleans would be the old “Vokesy/Ingsy” chant.

Ashley
Ashley Ashley
Ashley Ashley
Ashley ASHLEY
WESTWOOD

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Re: Westwood needs a song

Post by ClaretMoffitt » Sat Mar 02, 2019 12:38 pm

ZizkovClaret wrote:To "Go West" by Pet Shop Boys

Westwood, going box to box
Westwood, blocking all your shots
Westwood, plays like 2 is 3
Westwood, plays for Burn-a-lee

(no, you **** off)
First two lines and tune is excellent, think we can do better with second 2 though
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Re: Westwood needs a song

Post by Funkydrummer » Sat Mar 02, 2019 12:39 pm

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I'll leave it to the wordsmiths to sort it out. :D

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Re: Westwood needs a song

Post by claretbonkers » Sat Mar 02, 2019 12:46 pm

Hi ho Ashley Westwood ?

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Re: Westwood needs a song

Post by Vegas Claret » Sat Mar 02, 2019 12:48 pm

ClaretMoffitt wrote:First two lines and tune is excellent, think we can do better with second 2 though
Westwood, going box to box
Westwood, blocking all your shots
Westwood, he can pick a pass
Westwood, he is ******* class

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Re: Westwood needs a song

Post by bfccrazy » Sat Mar 02, 2019 12:50 pm

Ohhhhhh, his name is Ashley Westwood
He plays in claret and blue
And if you try and run at him - he’ll take the ball off you
He plays it to the left - he spreads it to the right
And when he played at Ewood - he made them all look shite.

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Re: Westwood needs a song

Post by ClaretMoffitt » Sat Mar 02, 2019 1:05 pm

Vegas Claret wrote:Westwood, going box to box
Westwood, blocking all your shots
Westwood, he can pick a pass
Westwood, he is ******* class
Like it.

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Re: Westwood needs a song

Post by wilks_bfc » Sat Mar 02, 2019 1:09 pm

Can we not have a song with swearing please

I’m no snowflake and I know swearing goes on at grounds but It’s very difficult when on with kids to sing some of the songs

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Re: Westwood needs a song

Post by CoolClaret » Sat Mar 02, 2019 1:54 pm

'Westwood needs a song, Westwood Westwood needs a song'


Rinse and repeat

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