Cardivvs City versus Mighty Clarets

careyclaret · Post by **careyclaret** » Sun Sep 30, 2018 4:39 pm

Unwatchable

Rick_Muller · Post by **Rick_Muller** » Sun Sep 30, 2018 4:39 pm

Should’ve expected a typical Colin approach tbh “just make sure you kick ‘em at every opportunity, keep niggling them and it’ll unsettle them”

...and we’re playing the exact game he wants, letting them do it.

Colburn_Claret · Post by **Colburn_Claret** » Sun Sep 30, 2018 4:39 pm

Our possession football is atrocious. They give the ball but never move and try and make themselves available, I've seen better football in the championship.
No composure on the ball at all.

SGr · Post by **SGr** » Sun Sep 30, 2018 4:39 pm

Hoofing it against a team of 7ft sh*thouses. I should genuinely be surprised, but the fact is, I’m not.

Cleveleys_claret · Post by **Cleveleys_claret** » Sun Sep 30, 2018 4:39 pm

Barry_Chuckle wrote:The number of Clarets who’ve made the trip tells you all you need to know about our style of play.

Zero attempt to entertain

I have my season ticket but am no longer travelling to away games while we serve up this rubbish

FactualFrank · Post by **FactualFrank** » Sun Sep 30, 2018 4:39 pm

All we need is to double our wages to 100k a week and not put any relegation clauses into player contracts. If we go down, we can just buy another team.

Buxtonclaret · Post by **Buxtonclaret** » Sun Sep 30, 2018 4:39 pm

Coms really are running us down.
Hard to argue.

We ain't losing though!

HiroshimaClaret · Post by **HiroshimaClaret** » Sun Sep 30, 2018 4:40 pm

I can honestly say I have NEVER heard a commentary team be so scathing about any Premier League game I have ever watched. They`re not even attempting to hide their contempt for this game. Burnley are a throwback to the 70s and 80s according to one of them.

BOYSIE31 · Post by **BOYSIE31** » Sun Sep 30, 2018 4:40 pm

jesus this is appalling

cockneyclaret · Post by **cockneyclaret** » Sun Sep 30, 2018 4:40 pm

piston broke wrote:Do you have steam coming out of your ears?

Hahahaha even that's given up

GodIsADeeJay81 · Post by **GodIsADeeJay81** » Sun Sep 30, 2018 4:40 pm

Hibsclaret wrote:U need a life and to get out more....

I've been out all day with the kids, but thanks for the suggestion.

Sutton-Claret · Post by **Sutton-Claret** » Sun Sep 30, 2018 4:40 pm

cockneyclaret wrote:Its that bad Im starting the ironing

Can I bring mine round

GodIsADeeJay81 · Post by **GodIsADeeJay81** » Sun Sep 30, 2018 4:41 pm

HiroshimaClaret wrote:I can honestly say I have NEVER heard a commentary team be so scathing about any Premier League game I have ever watched. They`re not even attempting to hide their contempt for this game. Burnley are a throwback to the 70s and 80s according to one of them.

You haven't watched much PL footy then.

Derby for example.
Sunderland, Villa and several others I could mention.

NickBFC · Post by **NickBFC** » Sun Sep 30, 2018 4:41 pm

Almost feel upset watching this after last season's fantastic season. It's so poor and very depressing.

FactualFrank · Post by **FactualFrank** » Sun Sep 30, 2018 4:41 pm

Quiz Question: When was the last time SD made a half time sub that wasn't mandatory?

willsclarets · Post by **willsclarets** » Sun Sep 30, 2018 4:41 pm

Dross. We can hardly complete a pass, everything looks like a hit and hope. A decent team would be all over us by now

IndigoLake · Post by **IndigoLake** » Sun Sep 30, 2018 4:41 pm

Headed clearance off the line. Cardiff could have been 2 up by now. Have we had a shot on goal yet?

Rick_Muller · Post by **Rick_Muller** » Sun Sep 30, 2018 4:42 pm

Should be 1-0 down there

GodIsADeeJay81 · Post by **GodIsADeeJay81** » Sun Sep 30, 2018 4:42 pm

Cleveleys_claret wrote:I have my season ticket but am no longer travelling to away games while we serve up this rubbish

With a bit of luck they'll block all streams and we only have to put up with you stamping your feet for our home games.

Buxtonclaret · Post by **Buxtonclaret** » Sun Sep 30, 2018 4:42 pm

Phew!

Ric_C · Post by **Ric_C** » Sun Sep 30, 2018 4:42 pm

Who are the commentary team?

burnleymik · Post by **burnleymik** » Sun Sep 30, 2018 4:42 pm

It's only a matter of time here

tim_noone · Post by **tim_noone** » Sun Sep 30, 2018 4:42 pm

We might win....

jedi_master · Post by **jedi_master** » Sun Sep 30, 2018 4:43 pm

I actually can’t believe what I’m watching.

Tinribs · Post by **Tinribs** » Sun Sep 30, 2018 4:43 pm

Usual dross from Burnley.now I know why I’ve given up bothering going away

Rick_Muller · Post by **Rick_Muller** » Sun Sep 30, 2018 4:43 pm

Well, it is Sunday and it’s like being in church...

HiroshimaClaret · Post by **HiroshimaClaret** » Sun Sep 30, 2018 4:43 pm

GodIsADeeJay81 wrote:You haven't watched much PL footy then.

Derby for example.
Sunderland, Villa and several others I could mention.

No...have watched plenty. Besides the point. Beglin and the commentator have not said ONE good thing in 44 minutes and most of what they have said has been with a sneer in their voice.

cockneyclaret · Post by **cockneyclaret** » Sun Sep 30, 2018 4:43 pm

Championship club by Dec??

HiroshimaClaret · Post by **HiroshimaClaret** » Sun Sep 30, 2018 4:43 pm

Ric_C wrote:Who are the commentary team?

Beglin the co-commentator.

Rick_Muller · Post by **Rick_Muller** » Sun Sep 30, 2018 4:44 pm

cockneyclaret wrote:Championship club by Dec??

But harsh on the Taffs there...

SGr · Post by **SGr** » Sun Sep 30, 2018 4:44 pm

Half time changes for me: a technical director and a time machine

thatdberight · Post by **thatdberight** » Sun Sep 30, 2018 4:44 pm

We're awful. Clueless. Somehow we're still in it. That's the only positive.

Vegas Claret · Post by **Vegas Claret** » Sun Sep 30, 2018 4:45 pm

this lost got beat 5-0 at home last week, we won 4-0

Really really really makes me question what Dyche is doing during the week

atlantalad · Post by **atlantalad** » Sun Sep 30, 2018 4:45 pm

cockneyclaret » Sun Sep 30, 2018 4:32 pm

Its that bad Im starting the ironing

Can you give us a commentary on your ironing - it'd be more exciting than this p.$$ poor performance.

ksrclaret · Post by **ksrclaret** » Sun Sep 30, 2018 4:45 pm

I wonder if Dyche himself is happy with the dross he serves up for us

IndigoLake · Post by **IndigoLake** » Sun Sep 30, 2018 4:45 pm

We're on the ropes here.

Against Cardiff who have 2 points.

tim_noone · Post by **tim_noone** » Sun Sep 30, 2018 4:46 pm

[quote="IndigoLake"]Headed clearance off the line. Cardiff could have been 2 up by now. Have we had a shot on goal yet? 45 minutes to come yet it might get interesting....

burnleymik · Post by **burnleymik** » Sun Sep 30, 2018 4:46 pm

Hanging on for dear life here.

NickBFC · Post by **NickBFC** » Sun Sep 30, 2018 4:46 pm

Must get to half time level. Personnel and tactical changes needed. Can Dyche manage it though? Not so sure.

4:20 · Post by **4:20** » Sun Sep 30, 2018 4:46 pm

I'm watching the bubbles inside my bottle of Heineken, zoned out, now and again I look up and the ball is bouncing up and down around our box.

The worst half of Premier League football I've ever half seen.

jedi_master · Post by **jedi_master** » Sun Sep 30, 2018 4:46 pm

Vegas Claret wrote:this lost got beat 5-0 at home last week, we won 4-0

Really really really makes me question what Dyche is doing during the week

Bournemouth game was a total anomaly as I say, forget the 4-0. Look at the rest of the season, look at Burton which was a near full strength team, look at every performance bar that.

We are absolutely **** - why pretend otherwise anymore.

FactualFrank · Post by **FactualFrank** » Sun Sep 30, 2018 4:46 pm

Cardiff haven't battered any team so far this season and man for man, are a top-end Championship side.

Blackrod · Post by **Blackrod** » Sun Sep 30, 2018 4:46 pm

Dreadful advert for PL football. Championship football is a better standard than this. We might get ax well. It bother playing with strikers and play a 5-5-0. Boring.

PWBFC · Post by **PWBFC** » Sun Sep 30, 2018 4:47 pm

It’s dismal. We look a team totally devoid of any ideas or ambition and it’s happening far too often.

IndigoLake · Post by **IndigoLake** » Sun Sep 30, 2018 4:47 pm

tim_noone wrote:

Like I said, can't get much worse!

cockneyclaret · Post by **cockneyclaret** » Sun Sep 30, 2018 4:47 pm

ksrclaret wrote:I wonder if Dyche himself is happy with the dross he serves up for us

Doesn't matter he knows he's un-sackable

BOYSIE31 · Post by **BOYSIE31** » Sun Sep 30, 2018 4:47 pm

I will say it again time for a change

Devils_Advocate · Post by **Devils_Advocate** » Sun Sep 30, 2018 4:47 pm

FactualFrank wrote:Quiz Question: When was the last time SD made a half time sub that wasn't mandatory?

March 2017

FactualFrank · Post by **FactualFrank** » Sun Sep 30, 2018 4:47 pm

The one plus - we never play two halves well. Therefore, we still have a chance of doing something.

IndigoLake · Post by **IndigoLake** » Sun Sep 30, 2018 4:48 pm

The Spanish commentators are even starting to turn on Burnley. Usually very complimentary about us.