Chelsea champs versus Mighty Clarets

Jeffbfc · Post by **Jeffbfc** » Sat Aug 12, 2017 3:43 pm

possibly first on MOTD, will see,

Wexford_Claret · Post by **Wexford_Claret** » Sat Aug 12, 2017 3:43 pm

AAAAAAAAAAAAH!

IndigoLake · Post by **IndigoLake** » Sat Aug 12, 2017 3:44 pm

Calm now. Let's get to HT.

Imploding Turtle · Post by **Imploding Turtle** » Sat Aug 12, 2017 3:44 pm

dpinsussex · Post by **dpinsussex** » Sat Aug 12, 2017 3:44 pm

Omg keep going lads. We want 5

Giftonsnoidea · Post by **Giftonsnoidea** » Sat Aug 12, 2017 3:44 pm

Easy Easy EAsy!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Loyalclaret · Post by **Loyalclaret** » Sat Aug 12, 2017 3:44 pm

Keep em coming IT

ClaretEngineer · Post by **ClaretEngineer** » Sat Aug 12, 2017 3:44 pm

Is Costa even on then bench?

FactualFrank · Post by **FactualFrank** » Sat Aug 12, 2017 3:44 pm

Normally, I'd wish for the game to finish after 45 minutes.

Sod that!... I want 4!

piston broke · Post by **piston broke** » Sat Aug 12, 2017 3:44 pm

18m for AG what's Sam worth?

spadesclaret · Post by **spadesclaret** » Sat Aug 12, 2017 3:45 pm

I can definitely hear our supporters now

Imploding Turtle · Post by **Imploding Turtle** » Sat Aug 12, 2017 3:45 pm

Vokes 3-0

Saxoman · Post by **Saxoman** » Sat Aug 12, 2017 3:45 pm

happyclaret17 wrote:Where is Saxo when you need him .

I've been told I'm not wanted here, Tara!

IndigoLake · Post by **IndigoLake** » Sat Aug 12, 2017 3:45 pm

Mee is a ******* trooper.

Long Time Lurker · Post by **Long Time Lurker** » Sat Aug 12, 2017 3:45 pm

Conte looks subdued, fondles his chin on 41, touches his throat and Vokes applies the blade

Get in

Tarks is looking good out there as well, some excellent headers to keep us safe earlier on.

Goalposts · Post by **Goalposts** » Sat Aug 12, 2017 3:45 pm

dreamland

aclaretinstevenage · Post by **aclaretinstevenage** » Sat Aug 12, 2017 3:46 pm

Terrible transfer window, we're going down Dyche out!

Come on Burnley,come on Burnley!

iluva64 · Post by **iluva64** » Sat Aug 12, 2017 3:46 pm

Unbelievable. absolutely unbelievable

To quote the beeb

Giftonsnoidea · Post by **Giftonsnoidea** » Sat Aug 12, 2017 3:46 pm

Pawson usually hates us, Chelsea's turn it seems haha

IndigoLake · Post by **IndigoLake** » Sat Aug 12, 2017 3:46 pm

Batshuayi going down for absolutely nothing.

Edit - to be fair, Tarkowski did push him haha

tiger76 · Post by **tiger76** » Sat Aug 12, 2017 3:47 pm

Do you think Trump can hold off Armageddon till we win the league would be appreciated.Think the last time we scored three in a first half was Brentford away couple of years ago.

joey13 · Post by **joey13** » Sat Aug 12, 2017 3:47 pm

Chelsea should be down to 9

Giftonsnoidea · Post by **Giftonsnoidea** » Sat Aug 12, 2017 3:47 pm

Need to keep our heads now

Decades · Post by **Decades** » Sat Aug 12, 2017 3:47 pm

Am I dreaming?!

Tall Paul · Post by **Tall Paul** » Sat Aug 12, 2017 3:47 pm

If only we'd replaced Gray/Keane before we sold them.

Firthy · Post by **Firthy** » Sat Aug 12, 2017 3:47 pm

Almost tears of joy hear, I'm still in a state of shock. Just hope I don't wake up in the next hour.

Buxtonclaret · Post by **Buxtonclaret** » Sat Aug 12, 2017 3:47 pm

Cheating gits.
They really are gonna start rolling and falling now.

Giftonsnoidea · Post by **Giftonsnoidea** » Sat Aug 12, 2017 3:47 pm

Pawson might need security at the end of this game lol

icu81b4 · Post by **icu81b4** » Sat Aug 12, 2017 3:48 pm

ARE YOU WATCHING ANDRE GRAY .... Brill

Buxtonclaret · Post by **Buxtonclaret** » Sat Aug 12, 2017 3:48 pm

Giftonsnoidea wrote:Need to keep our heads now

Absolutely.

We want FOUR!

Darthlaw · Post by **Darthlaw** » Sat Aug 12, 2017 3:49 pm

Luiz sticks his nut on Brady and gets nothing. Consistent refereeing folks...

ŽižkovClaret · Post by **ŽižkovClaret** » Sat Aug 12, 2017 3:49 pm

My streams faulty, its says we are winning 3-0

IndigoLake · Post by **IndigoLake** » Sat Aug 12, 2017 3:49 pm

I have an erection and I'm not hiding it.

FactualFrank · Post by **FactualFrank** » Sat Aug 12, 2017 3:49 pm

#CHEBUR is trending BIG TIME on Twitter.

iluva64 · Post by **iluva64** » Sat Aug 12, 2017 3:49 pm

Half time, I'm f@@king exhausted

Buxtonclaret · Post by **Buxtonclaret** » Sat Aug 12, 2017 3:49 pm

Great half!

GIVE US A BBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBB!!

Imploding Turtle · Post by **Imploding Turtle** » Sat Aug 12, 2017 3:49 pm

ZizkovClaret wrote:My streams faulty, its says we are winning 3-0

Delete system32

Longsidebovril · Post by **Longsidebovril** » Sat Aug 12, 2017 3:49 pm

IndigoLake wrote:I have an erection and I'm not hiding it.

Pics or it's not true

Giftonsnoidea · Post by **Giftonsnoidea** » Sat Aug 12, 2017 3:50 pm

The dirty bastards will try their best to even this game up, big half ahead of us, expect serious cheating and foul play, need to stay solid and in 4-5-1

Winstonswhite · Post by **Winstonswhite** » Sat Aug 12, 2017 3:50 pm

How did Luiz not get at least booked then? You can't stick your head into someone!

ClaretCanada · Post by **ClaretCanada** » Sat Aug 12, 2017 3:50 pm

Long way to go yet but we are playing brilliantly well done you Clarets and fans there sound great

IndigoLake · Post by **IndigoLake** » Sat Aug 12, 2017 3:50 pm

Chelsea with just the 0 shots on target that half.

IndigoLake · Post by **IndigoLake** » Sat Aug 12, 2017 3:51 pm

Longsidebovril wrote:Pics or it's not true

It's too small to be seen anyway.

ClaretCanada · Post by **ClaretCanada** » Sat Aug 12, 2017 3:51 pm

Vokes for Golden Boot

KateR · Post by **KateR** » Sat Aug 12, 2017 3:51 pm

Well if ever a half time required a drink this is it, back shortly:)

Vegas Claret · Post by **Vegas Claret** » Sat Aug 12, 2017 3:51 pm

My how we've learned. Last season against 10 men at Man City we just didn't know what to do, Defour just slows the game down and picks a pass. Absolute masterclass so far. Whatever went on (or didn't) with Defour and Dyche we can see after 45 mins the benefit of a fit Defour.

Imploding Turtle · Post by **Imploding Turtle** » Sat Aug 12, 2017 3:52 pm

Longsidebovril wrote:Pics or it's not true

Tower of Joy

IndigoLake · Post by **IndigoLake** » Sat Aug 12, 2017 3:52 pm

From BBC: Burnley are ruining Fantasy Football teams everywhere and it is they who look like the Premier League champions at the moment as they grab a third just before half time.

Erm no. I've got Vokes in my team, thanks.

KateR · Post by **KateR** » Sat Aug 12, 2017 3:52 pm

Cahill. Once a Claret always a Claret, I will drink to you plus all clarets everywhere

iluva64 · Post by **iluva64** » Sat Aug 12, 2017 3:52 pm

The Beeb has us as Top of the League!