Reecey1987 wrote:Sky have said Jay Rodriguez more ‘likely target’

Reecey1987 wrote:Sky have said Jay Rodriguez more ‘likely target’
I think our biggest problem might be the emphasis we place on the value of an omelette in transfer negotiations.NL Claret wrote:I totally agree it is the type of potential we should be signing. Some utc posters will want a foreign import costing millions. If dyche has actually met with him there's probably a good chance of signing him if he likes an omelette.
zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzLong Time Lurker wrote:I think our biggest problem might be the emphasis we place on the value of an omelette in transfer negotiations.
Different markets have different requirements.
If we want to target European players Sean is going to have to learn how to make crepes.
I know they look easy to make, but developing the skill to twirl the trowel on a crepe griddle is a lot harder than it appears to be. Mastering a new food offering can take time, we just have to be supportive and confident that Sean will get the hang of it and expand his cooking repertoire.
We might be able to speed things along by booking him in for an intensive training course at Quick Crepes in Burnley Centre or splash out on some croissants from Home Bargains and bedazzle our targets with some crafty "here is one I made earlier".
Thing is, plenty believe he has spent long enough in this kitchen to be familiar with knocking up a crepe... maybe even long enough to attempt something from further afield? The world is a lot smaller than it used to be.Long Time Lurker wrote:I think our biggest problem might be the emphasis we place on the value of an omelette in transfer negotiations.
Different markets have different requirements.
If we want to target European players Sean is going to have to learn how to make crepes.
I know they look easy to make, but developing the skill to twirl the trowel on a crepe griddle is a lot harder than it appears to be. Mastering a new food offering can take time, we just have to be supportive and confident that Sean will get the hang of it and expand his cooking repertoire.
We might be able to speed things along by booking him in for an intensive training course at Quick Crepes in Burnley Centre or splash out on some croissants from Home Bargains and bedazzle our targets with some crafty "here is one I made earlier".
Don't worry, that wont be happening.Greeny wrote:I still have this horrible feeling our only transfer dealings will peak on deadline day evening with Peter Crouch signing a new one year deal. Nightmare......
Im guessing your talking about jay rod ?MACCA wrote:Don't worry, that wont be happening.
I think it'll be a good window, problem is, to get deals done early, you need to offer the asking price to the club regards fee, and the player regards package, something we will never do I am afraid.
That's our way of working.
At the moment our target is currently still in Ibiza, so wont be signing anytime soon.
Bloody hell, even your jokes take up half a page.Long Time Lurker wrote:I think our biggest problem might be the emphasis we place on the value of an omelette in transfer negotiations.
Different markets have different requirements.
If we want to target European players Sean is going to have to learn how to make crepes.
I know they look easy to make, but developing the skill to twirl the trowel on a crepe griddle is a lot harder than it appears to be. Mastering a new food offering can take time, we just have to be supportive and confident that Sean will get the hang of it and expand his cooking repertoire.
We might be able to speed things along by booking him in for an intensive training course at Quick Crepes in Burnley Centre or splash out on some croissants from Home Bargains and bedazzle our targets with some crafty "here is one I made earlier".
Goobs wrote:Bloody hell, even your jokes take up half a page.
Possibly why Pope signed a new deal? Maybe given assurances that he is our number 1 for the future?SGr wrote:Guardian reporting Heaton has rejected a new deal
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Mirror reporting similarly
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Yes and his wife is pregnant.randomclaret2 wrote:Isnt he on loan there from Barcelona ?
I guess it’s all transfer news though.agreenwood wrote:Players we aren’t signing.
Players we aren’t interested in anymore.
Players who want to leave.
Good thread.
I think I saw him in TescoClaret-On-A-T-Rex wrote:Yes and his wife is pregnant.
His wife is the sister of a trainer I know and he says he was in Burnley last weekend.
Might be nowt in it but if he signs you heard it here first.
What we should do is make another political discussion thread instead. That’s much better than things that are related to this club.agreenwood wrote:Players we aren’t signing.
Players we aren’t interested in anymore.
Players who want to leave.
Good thread.
looks like he's gone to Norwich for just over 3 millionLancasterclaret wrote:Nixon reporting that Celtic have bid a lot more than any English club for Turnbull from Motherwell
I have a very distinctive hairstyle - or I did until it disappearedrandomclaret2 wrote:I trust Tony's sighting of the Spanish lad in Tesco. He has a very distinctive hairstyle ( Cucurella not Tony ) and wouldnt be easily forgotten. Something Graham Branchesque about his hair...
Don't you write fiction for kids?Claret-On-A-T-Rex wrote:Yes and his wife is pregnant.
His wife is the sister of a trainer I know and he says he was in Burnley last weekend.
Might be nowt in it but if he signs you heard it here first.
According to a Norwich supporting guy I know they have a top class recruitment manager or whatever his job title isVegas Claret wrote:looks like he's gone to Norwich for just over 3 million
As Fulham last year, doesn't mean anything.KRBFC wrote:Norwich are fast movers in the market
Be very interested how Farke does next season. He’s their man and knows they like their football flowing in Norfolk, yet doesn’t seem to me anyone’s mental enough to spend big. He’s going to have to play olé...and defend like Burnley. Be some manager if he pulls it off.mkmel wrote:And unlike Fulham they spend very little money in comparison
There was talk of them having a transfer budget this season of about £30M
As soon as I arrived at footy training tonight one of the other dads was shouting, "Hey your team are signing Cucurella!"levraiclaret wrote:Don't you write fiction for kids?
BTW I hope you are right, but is he any cop?>
5'8 left back played 30 games for eibar last season. Has big hair. That's all I know about him.Claret-On-A-T-Rex wrote:As soon as I arrived at footy training tonight one of the other dads was shouting, "Hey your team are signing Cucurella!"
It took me a while to find out what he was on about but apparently either he came to see us last weekend or we came to see him.
I can't find anything on any of the Spanish websites but the price seems to be between 2-5 million Euros as Barca have a buyback clause for 4 million and Eibar can buy him for 2 million.
There are several clubs after him including some German teams, that's everything I know folks.
More chance of Bambo signingReecey1987 wrote:https://www.thesun.co.uk/sport/football ... 1561138910 linked with Yahya Al Ghassani.
Some struggle with Lowton & TarkowskiBlackrod wrote:I always like it when we are linked with or sign players that are difficult to say with a Lancashire accent.
Easy done Tony. Lowts, Tarks and Cucu. SortedClaretTony wrote:Some struggle with Lowton & Tarkowski
Seen him about a dozen times last year in online matches, plays well forward- first couple of times I wasn't sure if he was a LB or LMF, can't see him fitting in with SD's defensive philosophy, so guaranteed purchase then!levraiclaret wrote:Don't you write fiction for kids?
BTW I hope you are right, but is he any cop?>
Hope that's an old school photo...... he only looks about 12!Reecey1987 wrote:https://www.thesun.co.uk/sport/football ... 1561138910 linked with Yahya Al Ghassani.
I liked it last year when Leeds were linked with that player from Bilbao with the most Yorkshire-sounding name....Ibai Gomez!Blackrod wrote:I always like it when we are linked with or sign players that are difficult to say with a Lancashire accent.
1st of july things will start to pick upBlackrod wrote:I month and two weeks to go. Not sure we will have any new faces for start of pre season.