Mighty Clarets versus Bill and Ben's mates

[IndigoLake]

that made me chuckle

I aim to please

[piston broke]

Truly awful.

Hahahahahhaha

find the time to enlighten me on what you found noteworthy in that performance. Their keeper never made a save that I couldn't have made, apart from the pen.
Our defending for their first was shambolic. They have one man up and we have nobody within 10yds of him.
I'll be waiting.

[piston broke]

Just the one. The structure of the omelette was very solid. Presentation and flavour were lacking but it had character.

More tortilla than torture. Unlike the match that was pure torture.

[joey13]

If no one else wanted to take one should we have stopped with 4?

Are you intentionally avoiding that part or being really dim?
Or just picking an argument for the sake of it?

I'd be asking questions if a 30k a week professional footballer wasn't up to taking a penalty.

[Sidney1st]

There are better paid players who probably don't take penalties unless there is no other option.

If you've got an issue about why players on good money don't put their hand up to take penalties use social media and ask them.

[joey13]

There are better paid players who probably don't take penalties unless there is no other option.

If you've got an issue about why players on good money don't put their hand up to take penalties use social media and ask them.

I apologise for calling you dim, it was childish and wrong.

[Sidney1st]

Apology accepted but I feel like I should be waiting for a punch line

[joey13]

Apology accepted but I feel like I should be waiting for a punch line

No punchline, circumstances dictate I'm not going to be coming on here for some considerable time ,(to the relief of many no doubt ) and it wasn't sitting right with me .
Up the clarets

[IanMcL]

No punchline, circumstances dictate I'm not going to be coming on here for some considerable time ,(to the relief of many no doubt ) and it wasn't sitting right with me .
Up the clarets

That is a good post. Honourable.

[Sidney1st]

No punchline, circumstances dictate I'm not going to be coming on here for some considerable time ,(to the relief of many no doubt ) and it wasn't sitting right with me .
Up the clarets

You're generally alright in my eyes, but thanks for being a decent person.

Hope everything's OK away from UTC and see you when you're back.

[IanMcL]

Madge has turned out to wave you off.