Asteroid To Destroy Earth Next Month

No Ney Never · Post by **No Ney Never** » Fri Jan 27, 2017 1:11 am

MACCA wrote:Ha ha, how thick are you.

If we all blow up, how you going to collect your winnings??

Bookies love gamblers like you!!!

Don't be too quick to judge, could come within 10 million miles and he may be offered a cash out at a profit

Rowls · Post by **Rowls** » Fri Jan 27, 2017 1:21 am

ClaretAndJew wrote:NASA or one guy. Hmm

Yeah but that's what they said about Zarkov and he was right. Who knows what would have happened if he'd been with Mr Bean instead of Flash Gordon?

Barely worth considering the fate of mankind if that man hadn't saved everyoneofus.

NRC · Post by **NRC** » Fri Jan 27, 2017 1:57 am

the death clock compulsory advert under its declaration was for a real estate agent

JohnMac · Post by **JohnMac** » Fri Jan 27, 2017 5:08 am

Bruce Willis has been quiet for a while.
I know why now!

MACCA · Post by **MACCA** » Fri Jan 27, 2017 7:31 am

No Ney Never wrote:Don't be too quick to judge, could come within 10 million miles and he may be offered a cash out at a profit

Oh yeah.

What betting site was it?
Might be worth a fiver.

Wexford_Claret · Post by **Wexford_Claret** » Fri Jan 27, 2017 8:00 am

dougcollins wrote:I'd take a Russian astronomer over NASA.

If you're talking about this in the context of a fistfight, I'd have to agree with you.

Hipper · Post by **Hipper** » Fri Jan 27, 2017 8:30 am

RalphCoatesComb wrote:Can we speak to Clark Kent and get it put back a few weeks? I've got a holiday planned for next month !

Clark Kent signed for Mars on a four year deal, so he's not available.

What about Lois Lane?

ClaretEngineer · Post by **ClaretEngineer** » Fri Jan 27, 2017 9:15 am

I hope not. I haven't finished my collection of Snap On spanners yet.

Midmoorclaret · Post by **Midmoorclaret** » Fri Jan 27, 2017 10:06 am

Will it be live on Sky? If it's 12th Feb I bet they bloody well move our game to a Monday night kick off!!

box_of_frogs · Post by **box_of_frogs** » Fri Jan 27, 2017 10:57 am

As long as it arrives after I get back from my holiday then that's fine.

Hipper · Post by **Hipper** » Fri Jan 27, 2017 11:04 am

12th of February? That's 75 years since 'The Channel Dash':

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XxUeCUamNv4" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;

I think I will be having more then a dash in my channel if this happens.

Vintage Claret · Post by **Vintage Claret** » Fri Jan 27, 2017 11:40 am

I think it will look almost certain to be coming here but at the last minute will get a better offer from another planet and go there instead.

NRC · Post by **NRC** » Fri Jan 27, 2017 11:46 am

Hipper wrote:Clark Kent signed for Mars on a four year deal, so he's not available.

Is Mars the new China?

Imploding Turtle · Post by **Imploding Turtle** » Fri Jan 27, 2017 11:47 am

NRC wrote:Is Mars the new China?

It's pronounced 'Gyyyynah'!

LoveCurryPies · Post by **LoveCurryPies** » Fri Jan 27, 2017 11:58 am

Trump will have blown the Earth to pieces long before the Asteroid hits.

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