Jean-Claude Juncker so drunk he has to be held up and can hardly walk.

quoonbeatz · Post by **quoonbeatz** » Fri Jul 13, 2018 9:31 am

RingoMcCartney wrote:the alcoholic no mark!!!

its the 'no mark' bit thats funny.

he might be a pisshead but when he wakes up in the morning he'll still be president of the european comission, whereas you'll still be some dude ranting about him on football messageboard.

Lancasterclaret · Post by **Lancasterclaret** » Fri Jul 13, 2018 9:31 am

Typo, changed it now.

Imploding Turtle · Post by **Imploding Turtle** » Fri Jul 13, 2018 9:32 am

ClaretMoffitt wrote:Of course they do, on a board where you can gleefully get people sticking the knife in because one of the posters had a few drinks and was gutted the national team went out of the world cup it just goes to show the self loathing and toxic mentality of some on here

There it is!!! "Self loathing". We've missed that favourite, nonsensical little phrase of yours. <3 I for one am glad to see it's returned. It's up there with Damo's "virtue-signalling" and Ringo's "bring you down to their level" catchphrases as my three favourite far-right phrases. (check out that alliteration)

Imploding Turtle · Post by **Imploding Turtle** » Fri Jul 13, 2018 9:33 am

Lancasterclaret wrote:Typo, changed it now.

I refuse to change it in my quote.

houseboy · Post by **houseboy** » Fri Jul 13, 2018 9:36 am

Corky wrote:What shocked me more was the fact that he is only 63, same age as me. I would have taken him for at least 10 years older. Or is it just that I am incredibly youthful looking!!!

Hey Corky mate I'm the same age as you and I only look about 30. I think it's all the drink and drugs.

Blackrod · Post by **Blackrod** » Fri Jul 13, 2018 9:36 am

Juncker isn't credible anymore. Just on the European Gravy Train.

RingoMcCartney · Post by **RingoMcCartney** » Fri Jul 13, 2018 9:41 am

martin_p wrote:So why imply he did?

I didn't!!! You did!!!

"martin_p wrote:Where did he say we weren’t Europeans?

Oh Marty youre so so desperate!!

He wrote-

"Is there anything you lot actually know about Europeans lads?

I pointed out that, we are actually Europeans! Now anyone with the smallest amount of intelligence should be able to extrapolate the obvious.

You really really don't have a very good grasp of language do you! And a worryingly short memory!!

RingoMcCartney · Post by **RingoMcCartney** » Fri Jul 13, 2018 9:43 am

quoonbeatz wrote:its the 'no mark' bit thats funny.

he might be a pisshead but when he wakes up in the morning he'll still be president of the european comission, whereas you'll still be some dude LAUGHING about him on football messageboard.

sorted

quoonbeatz · Post by **quoonbeatz** » Fri Jul 13, 2018 9:44 am

RingoMcCartney wrote:sorted

yes, if your intention was to make yourself look just as daft.

martin_p · Post by **martin_p** » Fri Jul 13, 2018 9:45 am

RingoMcCartney wrote:Erm, word in your ear Lancaster claret.

You asked "Is there anything you lot actually know about Europeans lads?"

Hate have to tell you. But we are actually Europeans!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

And theres you all "educated" and "right most of the time"!

Here's your full quote Wrongo, just to help you out. You missed out the crucial last sentence.

RingoMcCartney · Post by **RingoMcCartney** » Fri Jul 13, 2018 9:46 am

Blackrod wrote:Juncker isn't credible anymore. Just on the European Gravy Train.

I don't think it's gravy he's been on! Reminds me of a certain Boris Yeltsin!

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Rick_Muller · Post by **Rick_Muller** » Fri Jul 13, 2018 9:47 am

Some of the perceived greatest politicians were said to be alcoholics, Winston Churchill anyone...?

RingoMcCartney · Post by **RingoMcCartney** » Fri Jul 13, 2018 9:50 am

martin_p wrote:Here's your full quote Wrongo, just to help you out. You missed out the crucial last sentence.

Pedantic and utterly wrong!!!

And even reposting my post that actually prove I didn't say what you claimed i said!!!!!

Oh Marty!!

You really really don't help your self sometimes!!!

RingoMcCartney · Post by **RingoMcCartney** » Fri Jul 13, 2018 9:51 am

martin_p wrote:Where did he say we weren’t Europeans?

This is you saying it gold fish brain!!!

Not me !!!!!

Bordeauxclaret · Post by **Bordeauxclaret** » Fri Jul 13, 2018 9:54 am

Leeeeeeeeeeetsssssssssssss play Ringo Dingo!!!!!

ClaretMoffitt · Post by **ClaretMoffitt** » Fri Jul 13, 2018 9:56 am

quoonbeatz wrote:its the 'no mark' bit thats funny.

he might be a pisshead but when he wakes up in the morning he'll still be president of the european comission, whereas you'll still be some dude ranting about him on football messageboard.

I'm not sure why you liked this post Turtle because it's perfectly epitomises yourself with trump.

martin_p · Post by **martin_p** » Fri Jul 13, 2018 9:58 am

RingoMcCartney wrote:

Pedantic and utterly wrong!!!

And even reposting my post that actually prove I didn't say what you claimed i said!!!!!

Oh Marty!!

You really really don't help your self sometimes!!!

Read my post carefully Wrongo, I said ‘imply’ (look it up in a dictionary).

martin_p · Post by **martin_p** » Fri Jul 13, 2018 10:00 am

RingoMcCartney wrote:This is you saying it gold fish brain!!!

Not me !!!!!

No ive asked a question no made a statement (look up question mark in a dictionary)

nil_desperandum · Post by **nil_desperandum** » Fri Jul 13, 2018 10:04 am

As someone who in the past has been heavily medicated for back / shoulder pain, I think it's entirely plausible that Juncker's condition could have been a consequence of strong medication and a fairly modest intake of alcohol over lunch.
(Of course I have no idea - but from experience I certainly wouldn't rule it out).

RocketLawnChair · Post by **RocketLawnChair** » Fri Jul 13, 2018 10:09 am

nil_desperandum wrote:As someone who in the past has been heavily medicated for back / shoulder pain, I think it's entirely plausible that Juncker's condition could have been a consequence of strong medication and a fairly modest intake of alcohol over lunch.
(Of course I have no idea - but from experience I certainly wouldn't rule it out).

So he’s gone to the do high on Drink and Drugs. Sounds like a real guy to hang out with does this Drunker

Lancasterclaret · Post by **Lancasterclaret** » Fri Jul 13, 2018 10:09 am

I've got to be honest here, I think I prefer my politicians to like the odd beer than politicians who lie, are charged with multiple sexual assaults, is a myscognist and think its ok to lock up kids separated from their families.

But thats just me.

ClaretMoffitt · Post by **ClaretMoffitt** » Fri Jul 13, 2018 10:13 am

Lancasterclaret wrote:I've got to be honest here, I think I prefer my politicians to like the odd beer than politicians who lie, are charged with multiple sexual assaults, is a myscognist and think its ok to lock up kids separated from their families.

But thats just me.

Not a fan of Bill Clinton then, I assume?

martin_p · Post by **martin_p** » Fri Jul 13, 2018 10:15 am

Lancasterclaret wrote:I've got to be honest here, I think I prefer my politicians to like the odd beer than politicians who lie, are charged with multiple sexual assaults, is a myscognist and think its ok to lock up kids separated from their families.

But thats just me.

This has caused a much bigger stir amongst the Brexiteers than the Tory minister who admitted lying to the house last week.

RocketLawnChair · Post by **RocketLawnChair** » Fri Jul 13, 2018 10:16 am

“ What’s you’re feelings on the Irish Border Mr Junker?”

“ well I don’t exactly know just where the border is but that’s ok cos were all sorted out for Es and Whizz”

dsr · Post by **dsr** » Fri Jul 13, 2018 10:17 am

nil_desperandum wrote:As someone who in the past has been heavily medicated for back / shoulder pain, I think it's entirely plausible that Juncker's condition could have been a consequence of strong medication and a fairly modest intake of alcohol over lunch.
(Of course I have no idea - but from experience I certainly wouldn't rule it out).

Then he ought to avoid combining strong medication and alcohol. Whatever the other factors, a politician should not make himself incapable through alcohol while working, any more than anyone else should; but the more responsible the job, the more important that you stay sober.

RingoMcCartney · Post by **RingoMcCartney** » Fri Jul 13, 2018 10:17 am

martin_p wrote:Where did he say we weren’t Europeans?

This is you asking the question, and I quote -

"Where did he say we weren't europeans?"

And I said "he didnt"

What part of that don't you either under stand or don't want to understand.?

Do you have learning difficulties? Genuine question?

Are you dragging this out longer than it needs to or do you enjoy painting yourself as an illiterate moron for as long as possible?

martin_p · Post by **martin_p** » Fri Jul 13, 2018 10:21 am

RingoMcCartney wrote:This is you asking the question, and I quote -

"Where did he say we weren't europeans?"

And I said "he didnt"

What part of that don't you either under stand or don't want to understand.?

Do you have learning difficulties? Genuine question?

Are you dragging this out longer than it needs to or do you enjoy painting yourself as an illiterate moron for as long as possible?

Again, partial reporting of the facts Wrongo. I then went on to ask ‘then why imply he did?’. This is when my vocabulary seems to have defeated you (can I suggest you follow up on the dictionary thing).

AlargeClaret · Post by **AlargeClaret** » Fri Jul 13, 2018 10:26 am

Drunker has been at it for years , he’s a functioning alcoholic ,though when you’re blind drunk at a world leader summit it’s beyond ridicule he should have been fired on the spot.

The puce like raging furore and bedroom based hysteria that would have ensued if Trump or a brexiteer had been caught in this state is beyond comprehension

ClaretMoffitt · Post by **ClaretMoffitt** » Fri Jul 13, 2018 10:29 am

AlargeClaret wrote:Drunker has been at it for years , he’s a functioning alcoholic ,though when you’re blind drunk at a world leader summit it’s beyond ridicule he should have been fired on the spot.

The puce like raging furore and bedroom based hysteria that would have ensued if Trump or a brexiteer had been caught in this state is beyond comprehension

My point exactly.

The fact that people on here are actually defending this sort of behaviour shows just how badly people will stick behind the line in the sand they drew since the Brexit result.

Imploding Turtle · Post by **Imploding Turtle** » Fri Jul 13, 2018 10:36 am

ClaretMoffitt wrote:My point exactly.

The fact that people on here are actually defending this sort of behaviour shows just how badly people will stick behind the line in the sand they drew since the Brexit result.

Aren't you one of those people who defend or try to dismiss Russian interference in our democracy?

Tell me more about how other people will "stick being the line in the sand".

RingoMcCartney · Post by **RingoMcCartney** » Fri Jul 13, 2018 10:38 am

martin_p wrote:Again, partial reporting of the facts Wrongo. I then went on to ask ‘why did you imply he did then’. This is when my vocabulary seems to have defeated you (can I suggest you follow up on the dictionary thing).

Even the man himself (lancs) has moved on.!

I didn't "imply" he said "we weren't europeans" you did! You absolute and utter brainless cretin!

I pointed out the fact that we were actual Europeans!!!!!

Now if you don't have the intellectual capacity to work out that as Europeans, we might have a good idea about "Is there anything you lot actually know about Europeans lads?

But prefer to instead meet yourself coming backwards as you tie yourself in knots flailing around with a desperate combination of "I implied" "it's a question not a statememt" "why did you imply" "partial reporting"

(we're "reporting"now!) using my quotes to try and show I said something. When the quote itself shows nothing of the sort. Then you cart on Marty! You cart on!!

I'll try and make it simple and basic for your ickle brain.

Imagine some body asked you the question -

"Is there anything you lot actually know about being a Burnley supporter lads?"

Now ill leave it with you Marty. Youve got all day long!
Now try and imagine the answer you'd give, assuming you're actually a Burnley supporter!

Your a Burnley supporter. And some body asks you" Is there anything you lot actually know about being a Burnley supporter?"

Don't try and over think it Marty! Even for you it should be relatively straight forward!!

ClaretMoffitt · Post by **ClaretMoffitt** » Fri Jul 13, 2018 10:40 am

Imploding Turtle wrote:Aren't you one of those people who defend or try to dismiss Russian interference in our democracy?

Tell me more about how other people will "stick being the line in the sand".

When I see evidence as compelling as this video to support such an argument I will acknowledge it.

martin_p · Post by **martin_p** » Fri Jul 13, 2018 10:41 am

RingoMcCartney wrote:Even the man himself (lancs) has moved on.!

I didn't "imply" he said "we weren't europeans" you did! You absolute and utter brainless cretin!

I pointed out the fact that we were actual Europeans!!!!!

Now if you don't have the intellectual capacity to work out that as Europeans, we might have a good idea about "Is there anything you lot actually know about Europeans lads?

But prefer to instead meet yourself coming backwards as you tie yourself in knots flailing around with a desperate combination of "I implied" "it's a question not a statememt" "why did you imply" "partial reporting" (we're "reporting"now!) using my quotes to try and show I said something. When the quote itself shows nothing of the sort. Then you cart on Marty! You cart on!!

I'll try and make it simple and basic for your ickle brain.

Imagine some body asked you the question -

"Is there anything you lot actually know about being a Burnley supporter lads?"

Now ill leave it with you Marty. Youve got all day long!
Now try and imagine the answer you'd give, assuming you're actually a Burnley supporter!

Your a Burnley supporter. And some body asks you" Is there anything you lot actually know about being a Burnley supporter?"

Don't try and over think it Marty! Even for you it should be relatively straight forward!!

Wriggle away Wrongo. Enjoy your day!

Lancasterclaret · Post by **Lancasterclaret** » Fri Jul 13, 2018 10:46 am

When I see evidence as compelling as this video to support such an argument I will acknowledge it.

what compelling about it?

You've decided he's drunk. You don't know he's drunk. There isn't any proof that he's drunk. You want it to be true so *magically* it is.

Don't you see that this thread is just another where you believe what you want?

Its not evidence, the evidence that Vote Leave broke the law is 100% more credible than this

RingoMcCartney · Post by **RingoMcCartney** » Fri Jul 13, 2018 10:48 am

martin_p wrote:Wriggle away Wrongo. Enjoy your day!

The only wriggling is on your part.

Question to you Marty

"Is there anything you actually know about being a Burnley supporter"

Anything?

Anything at all?

No wriggling now!

A straight forward "yes" or "no"

ClaretMoffitt · Post by **ClaretMoffitt** » Fri Jul 13, 2018 10:49 am

Lancasterclaret wrote:what compelling about it?

You've decided he's drunk. You don't know he's drunk. There isn't any proof that he's drunk. You want it to be true so *magically* it is.

Don't you see that this thread is just another where you believe what you want?

Its not evidence, the evidence that Vote Leave broke the law is 100% more credible than this

If you aren't willing to admit something as obvious as that man in the video is drunk then there is absolutely no hope of having impartial debate with you.

RingoMcCartney · Post by **RingoMcCartney** » Fri Jul 13, 2018 10:50 am

Lancasterclaret wrote:what compelling about it?

You've decided he's drunk. You don't know he's drunk. There isn't any proof that he's drunk. You want it to be true so *magically* it is.

Don't you see that this thread is just another where you believe what you want?

Its not evidence, the evidence that Vote Leave broke the law is 100% more credible than this

The kings wearing clothes!
He's still wearing clothes!
Drunker is sober!
The kings wearing clothes!

ecc · Post by **ecc** » Fri Jul 13, 2018 10:51 am

So, if Juncker was teetotal the EU would be okay?

Rick_Muller · Post by **Rick_Muller** » Fri Jul 13, 2018 10:52 am

RingoMcCartney wrote:The only wriggling is on your part.

Question to you Marty

"Is there anything you actually know about being a Burnley supporter"

Anything?

Anything at all?

No wriggling now!

A straight forward "yes" or "no"

RingoMcCartney wrote:The kings wearing clothes!
He's still wearing clothes!
Drunker is sober!
The kings wearing clothes!

I'm sorry but what the actual F#CK are you on about?

Lancasterclaret · Post by **Lancasterclaret** » Fri Jul 13, 2018 10:56 am

***** sake CM

Its a bloke stumbling around on a video

You've got two people who are on heavy medication telling you that is a side effect.

He might be smashed out of his tits but you can't say stuff without proof.

Again, your problem is that you want him to be drunk, so he is.

Thats the difference, I need proof before I say stuff on here.

Lancasterclaret · Post by **Lancasterclaret** » Fri Jul 13, 2018 10:57 am

And Ringo, are you on heavy medication this morning?

You are barely coherent.

Bordeauxclaret · Post by **Bordeauxclaret** » Fri Jul 13, 2018 11:05 am

Lancasterclaret wrote:And Ringo, are you on heavy medication this morning?

You are barely coherent.

Don’t accuse him of being drunk. I did once and he didn’t react well. Very upset telling me you shouldn’t say people are drunk.

But then he doesn’t do irony does he.

RingoMcCartney · Post by **RingoMcCartney** » Fri Jul 13, 2018 11:07 am

Lancasterclaret wrote:And Ringo, are you on heavy medication this morning?

You are barely coherent.

Lancaster claret.

When you ask the question - "Is there anything you lot actually know about Europeans lads?" To Europeans!

It might tell you that it's you that needs medication!

martin_p · Post by **martin_p** » Fri Jul 13, 2018 11:08 am

Bordeauxclaret wrote:Don’t accuse him of being drunk. I did once and he didn’t react well. Very upset telling me you shouldn’t say people are drunk.

But then he doesn’t do irony does he.

He doesn’t do any of the household chores! (I’m here all week).

Rileybobs · Post by **Rileybobs** » Fri Jul 13, 2018 11:09 am

There’s two ways that you can tell Ringo is losing an argument. The first is that he’s having an argument and the second is his excessive use of smileys.

RingoMcCartney · Post by **RingoMcCartney** » Fri Jul 13, 2018 11:11 am

Bordeauxclaret wrote:Don’t accuse him of being drunk. I did once and he didn’t react well. Very upset telling me you shouldn’t say people are drunk.

But then he doesn’t do irony does he.

Well well well!

Is that the Scarlett Pimpernel! The poster that never puts his head above the parapet! Just snipes from the sidelines.

#coward

RingoMcCartney · Post by **RingoMcCartney** » Fri Jul 13, 2018 11:12 am

martin_p wrote:He doesn’t do any of the household chores! (I’m here all week).

Stop wriggling Marty!

Is there anything you actually know about being a Burnley supporter"

Anything?

Anything at all?

No wriggling now!

A straight forward "yes" or "no"

Lancasterclaret · Post by **Lancasterclaret** » Fri Jul 13, 2018 11:14 am

*Head in hands*

Bordeauxclaret · Post by **Bordeauxclaret** » Fri Jul 13, 2018 11:17 am

RingoMcCartney wrote:Well well well!

Is that the Scarlett Pimpernel! The poster that never puts his head above the parapet! Just snipes from the sidelines.

#coward

Love you.

martin_p · Post by **martin_p** » Fri Jul 13, 2018 11:20 am

RingoMcCartney wrote:Stop wriggling Marty!

Is there anything you actually know about being a Burnley supporter"

Anything?

Anything at all?

No wriggling now!

A straight forward "yes" or "no"

Put the bottle down Wrongo, it’s not even midday yet!