Tesco Green Lentils in Water 390g (Watford Home 15 December 2021)

[RalphCoatesComb]

This TFC is now "LIVE" again for tomorrow's game v Aston Villa.

Results will be published 14.00 hrs Saturday 18 December.

[gawthorpe_view]

Bump!

[bfcjg]

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Hmmmmmm, words got round that the tin food count has been extended, anyone winning with a guess post 3.30pm on Wednesday will have to be scrutinised and take a lie detector test.
Due to panic buying all the tins of lentils were moved upstairs. Fortunately I managed to buy 8 for my beloved great aunt who always makes a lentil curry a week before Christmas and freezes it to be used as a starter on Christmas day. Honest.

[RalphCoatesComb]

Words got round that the tin food count has been extended, anyone winning with a guess post 3.30pm on Wednesday will have to be scrutinised and take a lie detector test.
Due to panic buying all the tins of lentils were moved upstairs. Fortunately I managed to buy 8 for my beloved great aunt who always makes a lentil curry a week before Christmas and freezes it to be used as a starter on Christmas day. Honest.

Only OTHER teams cheat

[Dawlishclaret]

Morning All,
As the count has been extended and I missed the earlier opportunity here is my estimate.
1691 lentils and 76 ml of water.

[Nonayforever]

Think this count is going to be held over till Easter.

[addisclaret]

Might need a new count, some tinned goods only have a 12 month shelf life. I would assume counting of an out of date product is against the rules.

[RalphCoatesComb]

Think this count is going to be held over till Easter.

You may be right !

Spot is currently chewing on a chewable doll of Steven Gerrard !

[RalphCoatesComb]

Might need a new count, some tinned goods only have a 12 month shelf life. I would assume counting of an out of date product is against the rules.

They may go off by Monday. Drainage was started on Wednesday

[RalphCoatesComb]

Might need a new count, some tinned goods only have a 12 month shelf life. I would assume counting of an out of date product is against the rules.

WIth the next game a week away, I agree with Addis. The current Green Lentils count will be abandoned.

Can someone step up for the Everton (H) game please?

[bfcjg]

This could still go ahead as a sort of behind closed doors practice.

[RalphCoatesComb]

This could still go ahead as a sort of behind closed doors practice.

Then, we would have disappointed players. Can't have that

[bfcjg]

Then, we would have disappointed players. Can't have that

Sadly the vast majority of us are used to disappointment.

[gawthorpe_view]

Bump!

[RalphCoatesComb]

I wasn't expecting this.

In the absence of anyone else searching their cupboards, we'll run with this tin of lentils that has suffered TWO postponements

Results will be revealed at 19.15 hours this evening.

Come on down !

[RalphCoatesComb]

2.5 hours to go. Still several "regulars" to appear

[Bosscat]

I will do Leeds count I have a tin in make up ready to be lined up for its photoshoot ...

[bfcjg]

I think a tin of green.lentils opened three weeks ago would.make the most constipated Claret regular

[Cubanforever]

768 lentils
111 juice

3:1 to the Claret machine.....come on you Clarets

[minnieclaret]

I’ll stick, RCC & Spot. It’s been a woof couple of weeks.

[RalphCoatesComb]

I’ll stick, RCC & Spot. It’s been a woof couple of weeks.

Spot says that the oldest jokes are the best

[CharlieinNewMexico]

I think a tin of green.lentils opened three weeks ago would.make the most constipated Claret regular

I think the resulting extrusion would be green, very very green

[Bosscat]

I think the resulting extrusion would be green, very very green

[RalphCoatesComb]

That's it. Ref has blown - FINALLY !

1455 lentils in 95 mls water

[RalphCoatesComb]

Winners

Dawlishclaret and Oppycat

[CharlieinNewMexico]

1455? Those aren’t lentils that’s dust!

[RalphCoatesComb]

[RalphCoatesComb]

[RalphCoatesComb]

1455? Those aren’t lentils that’s dust!

I won't be counting ******* lentils again!

[Bosscat]

I won't be counting ******* lentils again!

I said the same about 3 beans ...

[RalphCoatesComb]

Does anyone know the current standings?

[claretblue]

Does anyone know the current standings?

too early to determine Ralph!
…let the dust settle!

thanks for doing the count!