If you had a grand to treat yourself, what would you get

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Re: If you had a grand to treat yourself, what would you get

Post by Dressinggown » Fri Mar 18, 2022 12:57 pm

A new Macerator Pump Unit for my 'Saniflo' type toilet system.

Given my age, my stools have the consistency of Dundee Cake and, therefore, I suspect that the current mechanism is properly done for.

I'm sick and tired of trying to break up the faeces using my wooden kitchen spoon.

Costs around £800 but the peace of mind will far outweigh the initial financial outlay.
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Re: If you had a grand to treat yourself, what would you get

Post by NRC » Fri Mar 18, 2022 1:06 pm

I think Bill has it right
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Re: If you had a grand to treat yourself, what would you get

Post by RMutt » Fri Mar 18, 2022 1:08 pm

Dressinggown wrote: ↑
Fri Mar 18, 2022 12:57 pm
 A new Macerator Pump Unit for my 'Saniflo' type toilet system.

Given my age, my stools have the consistency of Dundee Cake and, therefore, I suspect that the current mechanism is properly done for.

I'm sick and tired of trying to break up the faeces using my wooden kitchen spoon.

Costs around £800 but the peace of mind will far outweigh the initial financial outlay.
Two hundred quid spare there too to spend on curries to help it out during its running in period.
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Re: If you had a grand to treat yourself, what would you get

Post by jos » Fri Mar 18, 2022 1:20 pm

I’m currently a few grand in to getting my limping dog fixed, so he gets priority at the moment.
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Re: If you had a grand to treat yourself, what would you get

Post by Rileybobs » Fri Mar 18, 2022 1:23 pm

jos wrote: ↑
Fri Mar 18, 2022 1:20 pm
 I’m currently a few grand in to getting my limping dog fixed, so he gets priority at the moment.
I’ve seen averts on the tv for pills which will sort that problem out for you for much less than a grand.
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Post by jos » Fri Mar 18, 2022 1:46 pm

Rileybobs wrote: ↑
Fri Mar 18, 2022 1:23 pm
 I’ve seen averts on the tv for pills which will sort that problem out for you for much less than a grand.
He’s due surgery next week, tablets can’t fix that. Thanks for the info though, I reckon he’ll be on tablets soon enough.
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Post by Rileybobs » Fri Mar 18, 2022 3:02 pm

jos wrote: ↑
Fri Mar 18, 2022 1:46 pm
 He’s due surgery next week, tablets can’t fix that. Thanks for the info though, I reckon he’ll be on tablets soon enough.
Lame attempt at a viagra joke on my part - apologies!
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Post by JohnMac » Fri Mar 18, 2022 11:10 pm

RMutt wrote: ↑
Fri Mar 18, 2022 1:08 pm
 Two hundred quid spare there too to spend on curries to help it out during its running in period.
Shouldn't that be 'Running out period' :D
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Post by ŽižkovClaret » Mon Mar 21, 2022 10:04 am

So far im looking at a countertop dishwasher and a sodastream

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Post by IanMcL » Tue Mar 22, 2022 7:40 pm

Buxtonclaret wrote: ↑
Thu Mar 17, 2022 7:53 pm
 I'd pay Sherlock homes a grand to find out just why I'd so many odd socks. 8-)
I have odd socks, all of a sudden. I think my partner must be having an affair with a one legged man!

I have odd Burnley socks as they wear out so quickly. Real crap.

I am left with one proper pair and two very different odd ones. I wear the odd pair, as I am keen to get full wear!
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Re: If you had a grand to treat yourself, what would you get

Post by Bosscat » Tue Mar 22, 2022 8:04 pm

IanMcL wrote: ↑
Tue Mar 22, 2022 7:40 pm
 I have odd socks, all of a sudden. I think my partner must be having an affair with a one legged man!

I have odd Burnley socks as they wear out so quickly. Real crap.

I am left with one proper pair and two very different odd ones. I wear the odd pair, as I am keen to get full wear!
Am down to my last 2 pairs of "lucky socks" am blaming the wearing out of my best pair as the reason we are struggling this season 🙄
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Post by TheFamilyCat » Tue Mar 22, 2022 8:08 pm

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Post by Tribesmen » Tue Mar 22, 2022 8:09 pm

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Post by Belial » Tue Mar 22, 2022 8:12 pm

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Post by turbo5 » Tue Mar 22, 2022 8:33 pm

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Re: If you had a grand to treat yourself, what would you get

Post by Buxtonclaret » Wed Mar 23, 2022 3:08 pm

IanMcL wrote: ↑
Tue Mar 22, 2022 7:40 pm
 I have odd socks, all of a sudden. I think my partner must be having an affair with a one legged man!

I have odd Burnley socks as they wear out so quickly. Real crap.

I am left with one proper pair and two very different odd ones. I wear the odd pair, as I am keen to get full wear!
Keen to get full wear, Ian, is called Thrift North of the border.
Just called being Tight down here. :lol:
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Re: If you had a grand to treat yourself, what would you get

Post by IanMcL » Thu Mar 24, 2022 1:19 am

:o How can you throw a Burnley sock away though?
It has to be worn. They odd pair are very different though! :D
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Re: If you had a grand to treat yourself, what would you get

Post by Vegas Claret » Thu Mar 24, 2022 3:12 am

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Re: If you had a grand to treat yourself, what would you get

Post by whentheballmoves » Thu Mar 24, 2022 2:46 pm

ClaretTony wrote: ↑
Thu Mar 17, 2022 8:41 pm
 No idea. I’ve just sold my BFC shares so I should be treating myself.
Same here, but I've no idea what to do with it...just sitting in a bank account at the moment, whilst I mull over what to do. Could bung it on the mortgage, I suppose?!
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Re: If you had a grand to treat yourself, what would you get

Post by Goalposts » Thu Mar 24, 2022 7:53 pm

A dog… best thing you can ever buy
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Re: If you had a grand to treat yourself, what would you get

Post by ŽižkovClaret » Fri Mar 25, 2022 3:19 pm

whentheballmoves wrote: ↑
Thu Mar 24, 2022 2:46 pm
 Same here, but I've no idea what to do with it...just sitting in a bank account at the moment, whilst I mull over what to do. Could bung it on the mortgage, I suppose?!
I suspect keeping some moolah in reserve for the utilities isnt a bad shout
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Re: If you had a grand to treat yourself, what would you get

Post by NottsClaret » Fri Mar 25, 2022 4:41 pm

Goalposts wrote: ↑
Thu Mar 24, 2022 7:53 pm
 A dog… best thing you can ever buy
I actually did that last year. The missus and kids had been on at me for ages, I'd resisted. Then got paid for a freelance job I'd not been expecting and sneaked off to buy one for them. Wouldn't be without him now.
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Re: If you had a grand to treat yourself, what would you get

Post by Im_not_Robbie_Blake » Fri Mar 25, 2022 10:16 pm

A week in a cottage on Skye.
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Re: If you had a grand to treat yourself, what would you get

Post by Foreverly Claret » Fri Mar 25, 2022 10:42 pm

I'd put it towards the cost of buying a Gibson J200 guitar
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