The 3 worst films you've ever seen

CaptainKirk · Post by **CaptainKirk** » Mon Apr 04, 2022 5:30 pm

Steve1956 wrote: ↑
Sun Apr 03, 2022 1:45 pm
Chitty Chitty Bang Bang
Carry on Camping
Escape to Victory

Anyone with an ounce of sense will know that Chitty Chitty Bang Bang is a masterpiece and will be doing the rounds in fifty years.

Wokingclaret · Post by **Wokingclaret** » Mon Apr 04, 2022 5:39 pm

CaptainKirk wrote: ↑
Mon Apr 04, 2022 5:30 pm
Anyone with an ounce of sense will know that Chitty Chitty Bang Bang is a masterpiece and will be doing the rounds in fifty years.

Carry on Camping worth every bit

Star Trek V the one you directed
Star Trek Insurrection
Star Trek Nemesis

GodIsADeeJay81 · Post by **GodIsADeeJay81** » Mon Apr 04, 2022 6:42 pm

CaptainKirk wrote: ↑
Mon Apr 04, 2022 5:26 pm
"It's a wonderful life"?????
Are you for real?
Hang your head in shame you Philistine!

My mum's favourite film, personally I've never watched it and I've no desire too either.

iowalan · Post by **iowalan** » Mon Apr 04, 2022 6:49 pm

Agree with the Adam Sandler comments .....absolute dross films all the same .....feel the same about dolph lungren films...and liam neeson films......and vinny jones films ....and jason statham films ....and nicholas cage films....and paul hogan films ...and (apart from one film) samuel l jackson films ....and the bald bloke with the deep voice vin deisel ....and hugh grant films ....but i do like movies !

IanMcL · Post by **IanMcL** » Mon Apr 04, 2022 7:27 pm

Years ago, I went to see Here We go round the Mulberry Bush. It was hopeless.

However, as I only went to see Judy Geeson, it was OK by me!

Claretforever · Post by **Claretforever** » Mon Apr 04, 2022 8:47 pm

1. Dogville
2. Matrix Revolutions
3. Fargo

Number 3 is probably okay, but I couldn’t get past the accent. The “yar” 5 times per minute was too much for me, so I only got 20 minutes in. I should probably give it another go.

Shaggy · Post by **Shaggy** » Mon Apr 04, 2022 8:55 pm

Devils_Advocate wrote: ↑
Mon Apr 04, 2022 12:13 pm
I dont think i've seen the film Rita, Sue and Bob. I've seen Rita, Sue and Bob 2 but didn't think it was that good. Do you prefer the original or Rita, Sue and Bob 2?

I didn’t even think there was a second one. Not sure where they could have went with it.

It was a cheesy bit of comedy which was quite relevant to the times.

Devils_Advocate · Post by **Devils_Advocate** » Mon Apr 04, 2022 8:59 pm

Shaggy wrote: ↑
Mon Apr 04, 2022 8:55 pm
I didn’t even think there was a second one. Not sure where they could have went with it.

It was a cheesy bit of comedy which was quite relevant to the times.

I believe the second one was a lot more popular than the original. I think you're the first person Ive come across who has actually seen "Rita, Sue & Bob" whereas I know a fair few people who have seen "Rita, Sue & Bob 2"

Funkydrummer · Post by **Funkydrummer** » Mon Apr 04, 2022 9:07 pm

1.Blair witch project

2.Blair witch project

3.Blair witch project

Truly, truly shocking and an insult to anyone with a modicum of intelligence.

If you haven't seen it, give it a go and see how long you last. We walked out of the cinema
after half an hour.

Shaggy · Post by **Shaggy** » Mon Apr 04, 2022 9:57 pm

Devils_Advocate wrote: ↑
Mon Apr 04, 2022 8:59 pm
I believe the second one was a lot more popular than the original. I think you're the first person Ive come across who has actually seen "Rita, Sue & Bob" whereas I know a fair few people who have seen "Rita, Sue & Bob 2"

It’s actually Rita, Sue and Bob too but anyway

karatekid · Post by **karatekid** » Mon Apr 04, 2022 10:15 pm

Police Academy 1
2
3

I can only guess at 2 and 3 because I never made it to the end of PA1

GodIsADeeJay81 · Post by **GodIsADeeJay81** » Mon Apr 04, 2022 10:42 pm

karatekid wrote: ↑
Mon Apr 04, 2022 10:15 pm
Police Academy 1
2
3

I can only guess at 2 and 3 because I never made it to the end of PA1

Hmm 6 & 7 are actually the worst ones in that series and by some distance

GodIsADeeJay81 · Post by **GodIsADeeJay81** » Mon Apr 04, 2022 10:59 pm

iowalan wrote: ↑
Mon Apr 04, 2022 6:49 pm
Agree with the Adam Sandler comments .....absolute dross films all the same .....feel the same about dolph lungren films...and liam neeson films......and vinny jones films ....and jason statham films ....and nicholas cage films....and paul hogan films ...and (apart from one film) samuel l jackson films ....and the bald bloke with the deep voice vin deisel ....and hugh grant films ....but i do like movies !

Sandler - Happy Gilmore, Grown Ups
Dolph Lundgren - Masters of the Universe, Rocky IV
Liam Neeson - Schindler's List, Taken, Batman Begins
Cage - Con Air, Gone in 60 Seconds, Face Off, City of Angels, Windtalkers
Statham - Expendables, Transporter
Vinny Jones - Lock Stock..
Samuel L Jackson - Pulp Fiction, Glass, A Time To Kill
Vin Diesel - the first Fast & Furious is actually a good film, Chronicles of Riddick, Pitch Black
Hugh Grant - love Actually, The Gentleman
Hogan - Crocodile Dundee is a good film.

Can't believe you don't like any of the films I've mentioned above

GodIsADeeJay81 · Post by **GodIsADeeJay81** » Mon Apr 04, 2022 11:01 pm

Wokingclaret wrote: ↑
Mon Apr 04, 2022 5:39 pm
Carry on Camping worth every bit

Star Trek V the one you directed
Star Trek Insurrection
Star Trek Nemesis

I've had a think about this and Star Trek V is the one I've watched the least amount of times of all the Trek films, so I'll agree it's pretty bad

Insurrection was quite good I thought, Nemesis better than V...

Wokingclaret · Post by **Wokingclaret** » Mon Apr 04, 2022 11:08 pm

GodIsADeeJay81 wrote: ↑
Mon Apr 04, 2022 11:01 pm
I've had a think about this and Star Trek V is the one I've watched the least amount of times of all the Trek films, so I'll agree it's pretty bad

Insurrection was quite good I thought, Nemesis better than V...

Yes after the brilliant First Contact, the TNG movies failed and killed the movies for a while. But, Still loving the 2nd season of Star Trek Picard

Goobs · Post by **Goobs** » Tue Apr 05, 2022 3:48 am

Man overboard (Adam Sandler)
Master and Commander
Psycho (the remake)

NottsClaret · Post by **NottsClaret** » Tue Apr 05, 2022 9:12 am

Funkydrummer wrote: ↑
Mon Apr 04, 2022 9:07 pm
1.Blair witch project

2.Blair witch project

3.Blair witch project

Truly, truly shocking and an insult to anyone with a modicum of intelligence.

If you haven't seen it, give it a go and see how long you last. We walked out of the cinema
after half an hour.

Now this I totally get. I thought it was a good film and enjoyed it, so essentially I disagree but can understand the opposite opinion with this one.

Hipper · Post by **Hipper** » Tue Apr 05, 2022 9:19 am

Claretforever wrote: ↑
Mon Apr 04, 2022 8:47 pm
1. Dogville
2. Matrix Revolutions
3. Fargo

Number 3 is probably okay, but I couldn’t get past the accent. The “yar” 5 times per minute was too much for me, so I only got 20 minutes in. I should probably give it another go.

I just watched Fargo (the Coen one) because it was highly recommended by someone.

However I didn't think a great deal of it, pretty violent but with such a dry sense of humour (if that's what it was) that I didn't feel it, and therefore I couldn't see any purpose to the film.

karatekid · Post by **karatekid** » Tue Apr 05, 2022 7:59 pm

Eraserhead
Apex
Police academy

CHEWBACCA · Post by **CHEWBACCA** » Tue Apr 05, 2022 8:10 pm

A Clockwork Orange .

Tricky Trevor · Post by **Tricky Trevor** » Tue Apr 05, 2022 9:00 pm

Goobs wrote: ↑
Tue Apr 05, 2022 3:48 am
Man overboard (Adam Sandler)
Master and Commander
Psycho (the remake)

You had me with Man Overboard as I’d never heard of it. Found this on IMDb, if it is the film you intended the world agrees with you, going off its’ rating. The lowest score I've ever seen on IMDb.

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Stalbansclaret · Post by **Stalbansclaret** » Tue Apr 05, 2022 10:48 pm

GodIsADeeJay81 wrote: ↑
Mon Apr 04, 2022 10:59 pm
Sandler - Happy Gilmore, Grown Ups
Dolph Lundgren - Masters of the Universe, Rocky IV
Liam Neeson - Schindler's List, Taken, Batman Begins
Cage - Con Air, Gone in 60 Seconds, Face Off, City of Angels, Windtalkers
Statham - Expendables, Transporter
Vinny Jones - Lock Stock..
Samuel L Jackson - Pulp Fiction, Glass, A Time To Kill
Vin Diesel - the first Fast & Furious is actually a good film, Chronicles of Riddick, Pitch Black
Hugh Grant - love Actually, The Gentleman
Hogan - Crocodile Dundee is a good film.

Can't believe you don't like any of the films I've mentioned above

You forgot About A Boy (Hugh Grant)...love that film !

Swizzlestick · Post by **Swizzlestick** » Tue Apr 05, 2022 10:55 pm

Claretforever wrote: ↑
Mon Apr 04, 2022 8:47 pm
1. Dogville
2. Matrix Revolutions
3. Fargo

Number 3 is probably okay, but I couldn’t get past the accent. The “yar” 5 times per minute was too much for me, so I only got 20 minutes in. I should probably give it another go.

Yeah, Dogville is hard work as is most of Lars von Trier's stuff which I think is just pretentious for the sake if it.

Ptangyangkipperbang · Post by **Ptangyangkipperbang** » Wed Apr 06, 2022 6:11 am

In the late 90s Scandinavian films seemed to be all the rage and I remember watching aDanish one called the Idiots.It has to be seen to be believed a horrible piece of work.I recall Jonathan Ross reviewing it on film night a film made by idiots starring idiots for idiots

Goobs · Post by **Goobs** » Wed Apr 06, 2022 7:15 am

Tricky Trevor wrote: ↑
Tue Apr 05, 2022 9:00 pm
You had me with Man Overboard as I’d never heard of it. Found this on IMDb, if it is the film you intended the world agrees with you, going off its’ rating. The lowest score I've ever seen on IMDb.
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That's the one. It was awful. I don't mind most of Sandler's stuff but this was just shockingly bad.

GodIsADeeJay81 · Post by **GodIsADeeJay81** » Wed Apr 06, 2022 9:08 am

Stalbansclaret wrote: ↑
Tue Apr 05, 2022 10:48 pm
You forgot About A Boy (Hugh Grant)...love that film !

Never watched it, so I couldn't add it.

ecc · Post by **ecc** » Wed Apr 06, 2022 1:57 pm

It might be useful to introduce some criteria.

To start with, what is meant by "worst"?

"Worst" because of the:

a) plot;

b) screenplay;

c) acting;

d) directing ?

I'm not sure the "genre" can be a reason in itself. I don't like all these comic book films but millions do. I sat through the latest "Star Wars" film with Adam Driver. But only because my son wanted to go to watch it. I think Adam Driver's a good actor but to be quite honest anybody could "star" in these films.

I also endured the penultimate Spiderman effort. Jake Gyllenhaal was in it. He's an excellent actor in my humble opinion but the money was there and he sleptwalked his way through it. He alternates though, making independent films where he'll be paid 1% of what he was paid for the Spiderman thing.

The special effects in these films are amazing but I just get bored of them. But each to their own.

I cannot abide musicals but were I to watch either version of "West Side Story" and say it was one of the worst films I've seen just wouldn't be fair. Or valid.

Rumbletonk · Post by **Rumbletonk** » Wed Apr 06, 2022 2:03 pm

GodIsADeeJay81 wrote: ↑
Mon Apr 04, 2022 10:59 pm
Sandler - Happy Gilmore, Grown Ups
Dolph Lundgren - Masters of the Universe, Rocky IV
Liam Neeson - Schindler's List, Taken, Batman Begins
Cage - Con Air, Gone in 60 Seconds, Face Off, City of Angels, Windtalkers
Statham - Expendables, Transporter
Vinny Jones - Lock Stock..
Samuel L Jackson - Pulp Fiction, Glass, A Time To Kill
Vin Diesel - the first Fast & Furious is actually a good film, Chronicles of Riddick, Pitch Black
Hugh Grant - love Actually, The Gentleman
Hogan - Crocodile Dundee is a good film.

Can't believe you don't like any of the films I've mentioned above

Faultless and then you lobbed in Masters of the Universe! Where did that come from

GodIsADeeJay81 · Post by **GodIsADeeJay81** » Wed Apr 06, 2022 2:35 pm

Rumbletonk wrote: ↑
Wed Apr 06, 2022 2:03 pm
Faultless and then you lobbed in Masters of the Universe! Where did that come from

Cult classic

yTib · Post by **yTib** » Sat Apr 23, 2022 4:09 pm

mutiny on the buses
holiday on the buses
meet joe black

Belial · Post by **Belial** » Sat Apr 23, 2022 4:27 pm

Watched one on Netflix the other day called 'The Cleanse'.

Wtaf....

Swizzlestick · Post by **Swizzlestick** » Sat Apr 23, 2022 4:32 pm

Ptangyangkipperbang wrote: ↑
Wed Apr 06, 2022 6:11 am
In the late 90s Scandinavian films seemed to be all the rage and I remember watching aDanish one called the Idiots.It has to be seen to be believed a horrible piece of work.I recall Jonathan Ross reviewing it on film night a film made by idiots starring idiots for idiots

Yep another Von Trier film - no real artistic merit, just pretension and forced shock value.

Blakesboots · Post by **Blakesboots** » Sat Apr 23, 2022 4:33 pm

The most disappointing films I’ve seen:

1. Star Wars: The Rise of Skywalker
2. Spectre
3. Any Matrix film after the first one

yTib · Post by **yTib** » Sat Apr 23, 2022 4:38 pm

i rather liked the idiots.

it was certainly better than mutiny on the buses.

fatboy47 · Post by **fatboy47** » Sat Apr 23, 2022 5:00 pm

1973, in Mississipi, a well-intentioned cousin took me to a drive-in cinema.
We saw something where various angry-looking little Orientals would continually leap 10 feet into the air in order to kick some or other fat villain dressed in black. I was only 16, but even then amazed to see actual adults watching the stuff.

Title something like "entrance of the dragon".. Or something close to that.

Whatever it was, it made John Wayne's catologue of gormless berkery look almost intellectual.

yTib · Post by **yTib** » Sat Apr 23, 2022 5:04 pm

hey the man who shot liberty valance was a cracker mister.

Notnurb23 · Post by **Notnurb23** » Sat Apr 23, 2022 5:37 pm

Mama Mia
Mr Bean - the movie
The three stooges

dermotdermot · Post by **dermotdermot** » Sat Apr 23, 2022 7:43 pm

Spiral wrote: ↑
Sat Apr 02, 2022 9:27 pm
Woah, this is going to be a controversial thread. Magnolia is one of the best films of its decade. So is No Country For Old Men, a Coen Brothers film. You're all being silly.

Totally agree. The Coen Brothers, along with Wes Anderson, bring a breathe of fresh air to an otherwise dank period in contemporary film making.

yTib · Post by **yTib** » Sat Apr 23, 2022 8:16 pm

like the coen brothers; always thought anderson was a bit novelty. too much quirk.

dermotdermot · Post by **dermotdermot** » Sat Apr 23, 2022 9:00 pm

yTib wrote: ↑
Sat Apr 23, 2022 8:16 pm
like the coen brothers; always thought anderson was a bit novelty. too much quirk.

I don’t think so. I watch them all again and again. The Grand Budapest Hotel, Hail Caesar, Burn After Reading. All great fun.

dermotdermot · Post by **dermotdermot** » Sat Apr 23, 2022 9:06 pm

And The Big Lebowski. Unmissable.

yTib · Post by **yTib** » Sat Apr 23, 2022 9:13 pm

like i said, i like the coens. not so much wes anderson.

box_of_frogs · Post by **box_of_frogs** » Sun Apr 24, 2022 1:49 am

Had the misfortune to see ‘The Northman’ the other day. Jesus wept, what a crock of sh1t. Genuinely 2 hrs of my life I’ll never get back.

SydneyClaret · Post by **SydneyClaret** » Sun Apr 24, 2022 3:44 am

I’m only going to mention one as there’s 1000s of ridiculously bad movies out there. Worst much watch movie of all time…

Sex lives of the potato men

Taffy on the wing · Post by **Taffy on the wing** » Sun Apr 24, 2022 5:15 am

One of the worst threads still surviving on this site.........

box_of_frogs · Post by **box_of_frogs** » Sun Apr 24, 2022 10:48 am

Taffy on the wing wrote: ↑
Sun Apr 24, 2022 5:15 am
One of the worst threads still surviving on this site.........

Not even close to winning that award!

Ric_C · Post by **Ric_C** » Sun Apr 24, 2022 11:31 am

I'm going to go with the 3 films I've been most disappointed with

1. The Last Jedi - just what were they thinking?
2. Judge Dredd (Sly Stallone) - nearly walked out of the cinema it was that poor
3. Ad Astra - So boring I struggled to stay awake

TintoVerano · Post by **TintoVerano** » Sun Apr 24, 2022 4:21 pm

LoveCurryPies wrote: ↑
Sun Apr 03, 2022 8:46 am
The Mission. I was willing this film to end half way through.

Out of Africa. Stunning photography and great music but so so slow.

Dune. The original film.

You're probably best sticking to culinary classics CurryPies.....

yTib · Post by **yTib** » Sun Apr 24, 2022 4:52 pm

star trek 7 - generations was worse than insurrection due in part to one of the biggest plot-holes in film history.