Patrick Bamford on talks port in next hour.

[RingoMcCartney]

Could be interesting.

[martin_p]

Don't mind a drop of port, will listen with interest.

[Lancasterclaret]

No wonder he couldn't get in our side if he's an expert on Port already.

Never had him down as a connoisseur to be honest

[Lancasterclaret]

SD - "Pat, get your boots on, you are on the bench?"

PB - "Be honest with me gaffer, do you prefer a Croft Quinta Da Roeda 2002 or a Taylors first estate reserve?"

Never going to last

[claretdom]

SD - "Pat, get your boots on, you are on the bench?"

PB - "Be honest with me gaffer, do you prefer a Croft Quinta Da Roeda 2002 or a Taylors first estate reserve?"

SD - "f*** off"

[ClaretAndJew]

Haha

"Hello and welcome to Talks Port, with me Patrick Bamford. In this episode we will be talking about the history of vinho do port, from it's Douro Valley origins to the British dining tradition of passing the port to the left. Chin chin"

[Lord Beamish]

No wonder he didn't get a run out that often if he was suffering from gout.

[Lancasterclaret]

Ah Dom, I suspect our manager (with his man management skills) would have said something like

"Later Pat, but we have a job to do first, and we'll have a chat, but I hear that Aitor Karanka is looking for a striker who can talk about Port".

[CnBtruntru]

Harvey's Bristol Cream (Sherry will do for me), I come cheap he can afford the dear Port on €30,000 a week. £6,000.000 believe he has gone for, crazy.

[Lancasterclaret]

Anyway, they have just had an amazing caller on from an elderly gentleman whose clearly been waiting YEARS to whinge about off side decisions given against him when he played for the RAF during the Boer War, or something

[ClaretAndJew]

I remember that game

[martin_p]

He's just said he's not a big fan of claret! How rude! He's only been gone ten minutes!!

[Lancasterclaret]

We need to sign some one soon, or this thread could get really silly

[claretdom]

Apparently he has agreed a 5 minute interview but doesn't expect to feature much at the start and is hopeful of coming on in the last minute.

[martin_p]

Apparently he has agreed a 5 minute interview but doesn't expect to feature much at the start and is hopeful of coming on in the last minute.

Only to find that they've decided to interview James Tarkowski for the last minute instead.

[IWOODLOVETT]

Patrick was about to have a fortified whine to the manager but lost his bottle and was passed to the left.

[Woodleyclaret]

Now he's Dyche fit he still can't be arsed.What a waste of money by a deluded Boro boss

[dibraidio]

The fool, Middlesborough isn't even on the coast. He should know that, he's been there before.

[dibraidio]

It has got a port though, Teesport can be no more than 2 or 3 miles outside the town centre.

You're right, there is a port right next to the ground. You see, Bamford is the perfect man to talk ports, never doubted it for a minute.

[Wile E Coyote]

which bit of the rancid station is bamford on? because there's a talk sport 2 as well, as if it wasnt bad enough with 1.
is the the jim white programme ?

[Lancasterclaret]

He could have gone to Feyenoord, Werder Bremen, Hamburg SV, Felixstowe.........

[duncandisorderly]

He could have gone to Feyenoord, Werder Bremen, Hamburg SV, Felixstowe.........

Isn't that a Beautiful South lyric?

[bob-the-scutter]

Is Boro`s raison d'etre just to keep signing players......any player will do, money no object....just sign players and if you run out of players just sign some people!

[ecc]

Fleetwood.

[ecc]

Porto

[Lancasterclaret]

Rumour has he listens to them while drinking Port, while reading about Ports

[mickleoverclaret]

Heard he turned down an approach from Stockport

[Lancasterclaret]

He's on now!

No mention of ports or port so far.

Going about his footballing career disappointedly

[Wile E Coyote]

must have been rough for him feeling he was good enough but not getting a chance.

[RalphCoatesComb]

Loan system is "wrong" because loanees are not picked... perhaps there was a reason why he wasn't played by SD and others

Be interesting to see how Kawanka brings him on !

[Lancasterclaret]

I like Danny Murphy, think he's great, but he's just said that this move will suit him because "Burnley play a lot of long balls"*

*which we do, but so do 'Boro

[Wile E Coyote]

Danny Murphy, wrongly summing up our style of play as usual.

[Wile E Coyote]

three minutes of a nothing interview,back to the bookies ads and builders products now.a septic tank of a station.

[bob-the-scutter]

Danny Murphy, wrongly summing up our style of play as usual.

Well it`s what he`s heard!

[andyh]

I'm happy people think we just lump it... The more people don't understand our way of playing the better.

I listened to PB and nothing he said made me wish we had treated him differently.

Will be interesting to see what happens now... He thinks he'll possibly be back at Chelsea...

[Wile E Coyote]

bamford might give away our secrets now, and boro might shoot up the table.

[minnieclaret]

bamford might give away our secrets now, and boro might shoot up the table.

There's more probability of shooting Kawanka.

[CnBtruntru]

I honestly thought he would have gone to "PORTsmouth",