If Owen Coyle's Blackburp Roverrs do not progress to the quarter-finals of the FA Cup then owners (the wonderful Venkys) will issue him with an ultimatum:
Average out at least 1.2 point per game between now and April or concede less than 1.2 goals per game (with a maximum of 3.2 allowed for away games) or face further budget cuts once next years accounts are published.
The message (from Mrs. Rao herself) was sent via a series of intermediaries so that she did not have to communicate with Judas herself.
The Lying Scotsman is currently working out how this will affect his summertime plans to formulate and escape from League 1. He also wants to know whether an exception can be made in Mrs. Rao's formula for own goals.
FAKE NEWS!!!!
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Rowls
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Re: FAKE NEWS!!!!
Just been looking at the FA Cup fixtures and have realised it's actually possible for there to be NO teams from the top flight in the quarter finals. :0
Thought I'd place that snippet of information in this thread for some reason.
Thought I'd place that snippet of information in this thread for some reason.
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minnieclaret
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Re: FAKE NEWS!!!!
That is not fake news. As Benitez would say FACT.Rowls wrote:Just been looking at the FA Cup fixtures and have realised it's actually possible for there to be NO teams from the top flight in the quarter finals. :0
Thought I'd place that snippet of information in this thread for some reason.