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Tom Heaton

Post by Diesel » Sat Feb 18, 2017 5:07 pm

Looked fat and stunk of booze today, Pope or Robinson should come in against Hull.

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Re: Tom Heaton

Post by DCWat » Sat Feb 18, 2017 5:11 pm

Apparently he was raping the walk on pensioners during the walk out, spitting at fans and didn't even wipe his arse after his pre match ****.

Robinson every day for me, despite all of Heaton's MoM performances. It's beyond a joke now.

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Re: Tom Heaton

Post by Slurpy » Sat Feb 18, 2017 5:12 pm

What about Ian Woan? Don't know what he is playing at on that touchline, should be forced to clean the away dressing room tonight.

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Re: Tom Heaton

Post by Lord Beamish » Sat Feb 18, 2017 5:12 pm

I saw him drowning a bag of kittens by the Culvert, just before the match. He then went on to kick the stick from an old lady outside the Prinny Royal, and then steal a hotdog from a disabled kid in a wheelchair outside the Players' Enterance.
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Re: Tom Heaton

Post by FactualFrank » Sat Feb 18, 2017 5:17 pm

Other than a wayward kick and possibly doing better for the goal (possible - will have to see it again... would rather not though), he didn't do anything wrong.

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Re: Tom Heaton

Post by Diesel » Sat Feb 18, 2017 5:22 pm

FactualFrank wrote:Other than a wayward kick and possibly doing better for the goal (possible - will have to see it again... would rather not though), he didn't do anything wrong.
He's a liability, has been for a while, that England call up has changed him.

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Re: Tom Heaton

Post by FactualFrank » Sat Feb 18, 2017 5:27 pm

Diesel wrote:He's a liability
He wasn't today though. He came and collected the ball when he needed to and did his job.

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Re: Tom Heaton

Post by Funkydrummer » Sat Feb 18, 2017 5:31 pm

His kicking has been a bit awry in the last two games. He can be forgiven
for the odd mistake though.

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Re: Tom Heaton

Post by cricketfieldclarets » Sat Feb 18, 2017 5:37 pm

Too small. Always said this. And why sign a keeper from a relegated side having let 90 in. Pope the same. In fact I think Robinson was relegated with Leeds and Blackburn. Bring back Cennamo.
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Re: Tom Heaton

Post by HelloHiGoodbye » Sat Feb 18, 2017 5:38 pm

His family are Rovers fans.
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Re: Tom Heaton

Post by Diesel » Sat Feb 18, 2017 5:41 pm

Pro Brexit, thick then.

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Re: Tom Heaton

Post by Gnulty » Sat Feb 18, 2017 5:42 pm

He was very good today, despite having problems with alcohol, stealing, cruelty to animals and old people...and wayward kicks!...
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Re: Tom Heaton

Post by Tall Paul » Sat Feb 18, 2017 11:04 pm

Childish
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Re: Tom Heaton

Post by boatshed bill » Sat Feb 18, 2017 11:08 pm

He looked better at left back (when he turned and passed the winger) than Flanagan did all afternoon!
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Re: Tom Heaton

Post by daveisaclaret » Sat Feb 18, 2017 11:11 pm

People are saying on the tweets that Heaton has been funnelling money to ISIS.

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Re: Tom Heaton

Post by Chester Perry » Sun Feb 19, 2017 12:48 am

Tall Paul wrote:Childish
yep

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Re: Tom Heaton

Post by Garnerssoap » Sun Feb 19, 2017 1:34 am

******* still charging 43 quid for his luminous green shirt in't shop

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Re: Tom Heaton

Post by Saxoman » Sun Feb 19, 2017 1:40 am

Am I becoming a bad influence on this board? :lol:

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