Anyone else got a sudden urge to buy new trainers?

martin_p · Post by **martin_p** » Fri Apr 14, 2017 9:16 am

Don't know why!

Croydon Claret · Post by **Croydon Claret** » Fri Apr 14, 2017 9:24 am

Got my eye on some ear rings. Don't know where to buy as literally nobody advertises stuff like this anymore

Bertiebeehead · Post by **Bertiebeehead** » Fri Apr 14, 2017 9:27 am

Pearl necklace?

FulledgeClaret · Post by **FulledgeClaret** » Fri Apr 14, 2017 9:37 am

Looks like the Up The Clarets Shopping channel has finally gone live

joey13 · Post by **joey13** » Fri Apr 14, 2017 10:09 am

Great bargains to be had at annoyingspamwankers.com

Pstotto · Post by **Pstotto** » Fri Apr 14, 2017 10:16 am

Let's hope you don't also have an urge to bow down and s*ck bl*ck c*ck after watching the Premier League Show...

DCWat · Post by **DCWat** » Fri Apr 14, 2017 10:27 am

What the hell is with these sucking black cock posts, Pstotto!?

Duffer_ · Post by **Duffer_** » Fri Apr 14, 2017 10:31 am

Ahhh - sorry, I thought it was sock block(ing) cack. Makes sense now...

UTC!