SD on transfers

[minnieclaret]

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[Sidney1st]

Pretty much what he said last summer and that turned out well in the main.

[Mala591]

New player requirements:

1. Can execute a pin-point cross
2. Can shoot on target from outside the box (with power and accuracy)
3. Can dribble past one or more opponents
4. Can execute a one-two passing movement which by-passes an opponent
5. Can execute a defence splitting pass, curling the ball with the inside or outside of the football boot

Anything else?

[minnieclaret]

pace

[chekhov]

Non-smoker

[Colburn_Claret]

No gambling debts

[CleggHall]

Likes sitting on benches!

[Steve1956]

Has ginger hair, don't think we have had one for a bit.

[Sarum]

"Anything else?"

Yes, he needs to have played for Belgium and Porto. And his lady needs to like living in NW UK. This one could be tricky to find..

[chekhov]

Has ginger hair, don't think we have had one for a bit.

Leighton James? Billy Ingham?
Must be some more recent though none off the top of my head (gingers obviously).

[kentonclaret]

No contentious posts hidden away on social media.

[jlup1980]

Leighton James? Billy Ingham?
Must be some more recent though none off the top of my head (gingers obviously).

James O'Connor?

[ksrclaret]

Mustn't get spotted in 'spoons in the early hours after a heavy night.

[Rammy1968]

Billy O'seven formerly known as Billy O'Rourke

[KRBFC]

Has ginger hair, don't think we have had one for a bit.

Steve Jones had ginger hair and pace.... Sign him up.

[Archie Claret]

He should know where the byline is.

[Dark Cloud]

New player requirements:

1. Can execute a pin-point cross
2. Can shoot on target from outside the box (with power and accuracy)
3. Can dribble past one or more opponents
4. Can execute a one-two passing movement which by-passes an opponent
5. Can execute a defence splitting pass, curling the ball with the inside or outside of the football boot

Anything else?

Ok, what's Lionel Messi's number?

[Roosterbooster]

Ok, what's Lionel Messi's number?

10

[colne-claret]

New player requirements:

1. Can execute a pin-point cross
2. Can shoot on target from outside the box (with power and accuracy)
3. Can dribble past one or more opponents
4. Can execute a one-two passing movement which by-passes an opponent
5. Can execute a defence splitting pass, curling the ball with the inside or outside of the football boot

Anything else?

For points 1,2, 5 has Charlie Adam written all over it.

[Dark Cloud]

For points 1,2, 5 has Charlie Adam written all over it.

Good job the list didn't include taking a corner without falling over!

[beeholeclaret]

New player requirements:

1. Can execute a pin-point cross
2. Can shoot on target from outside the box (with power and accuracy)
3. Can dribble past one or more opponents
4. Can execute a one-two passing movement which by-passes an opponent
5. Can execute a defence splitting pass, curling the ball with the inside or outside of the football boot

Anything else?

1. to 4. sounds a bit like "Jóhann Berg Guðmundsson"?
5. Is a big ask in addition to the first 4 points even for JBG.

[Hipper]

Needs to be gay or gender transfer male so we can exploit the LGBT market.

[claretabroad]

Already has an ironing board

[JohnMac]

New player requirements:

1. Can execute a pin-point cross
2. Can shoot on target from outside the box (with power and accuracy)
3. Can dribble past one or more opponents
4. Can execute a one-two passing movement which by-passes an opponent
5. Can execute a defence splitting pass, curling the ball with the inside or outside of the football boot

Anything else?

So, other than Ronaldo, who else should we sign?