Ian Brady's Ashes

[basil6345789]

These should be flushed down the toilet in a televised ceremony for all to see.

[ClaretAndJew]

No, we should use his DNA, clone him, and throw little baby Ian Brady clones out of an aeroplane every day for 30 years, in an act of infanticide revenge on his genetics.

That'll show him.

[Steve1956]

No, we should use his DNA, clone him, and throw little baby Ian Brady clones out of an aeroplane every day for 30 years, in an act of infanticide revenge on his genetics.

That'll show him.

Harsh!

[Flatline]

No, we should use his DNA, clone him, and throw little baby Ian Brady clones out of an aeroplane every day for 30 years, in an act of infanticide revenge on his genetics.

That'll show him.

You sound more sick than he was.

[ClaretAndJew]

More sick than someone who actually committed child murder?

I'll have to speak to a psychologist about what's worse, a theoretical hyperbole scenario, or actual child murder.

I'll let you know what they say.

Cheers mate.

[Flatline]

They'll probably say you must stop talking like a knob!

[ClaretAndJew]

What does a knob speak like?

[LoveCurryPies]

His ashes should've buried in the worst place in the World...



...Morrisons in Blackburn.

[tim_noone]

The end.

[Caernarfon_Claret]

Knobs are a bit metallic

[thatdberight]

No, we should use his DNA, clone him, and throw little baby Ian Brady clones out of an aeroplane every day for 30 years, in an act of infanticide revenge on his genetics.

That'll show him.

Brilliant but mostly wasted...

[holycustard]

They should burn them.

[Bin Ont Turf]

Brilliant but mostly wasted...

You won't be saying that if it turns out that the Claret and Jew is having one of his episodes of depression.

I'm just hoping that he's alright.

[tim_noone]

Humour is misunderstood on here...

[ClaretAndJew]

I'm actually feeling quite well and have done for a little while now.

I know it's a difficult topic to understand and maybe seeing me make a joke like that must mean I'm either trolling or taking the **** and should know better etc.

I have a pretty dark sense of humour at the best of times, my periods of depression don't change my humour nor do I feel the need to censor what I find funny just because of living with depression.

[FulledgeClaret]

Be lucky if he gets cremated at this rate, so far Glasgow Manchester Sefton and Liverpool councils have refused to cremate him.

[Flatline]

Brilliant but mostly wasted...

It's bad taste whether in jest or not.

[thatdberight]

It's bad taste whether in jest or not.

You must get offended a lot.

[Claret Till I Die]

They should be put down a toilet then allow Keith Bennett's family to take turns in having a sh1t on the same toilet.....

[Flatline]

I do often,mostly PC boll0cks like post 2 trying to be sarcastic about post 1.

[ClaretAndJew]

What's PC about my post?

[Flatline]

What's PC about my post?

Well you do come across as a liberal gaylord.

[ClaretAndJew]

I'm not gay.

I can safely say I've never come across a little queer.

[Garnerssoap]

I'm feeling a little queer

[Imploding Turtle]

I do often,mostly PC boll0cks like post 2 trying to be sarcastic about post 1.

You're offended by political correctness?

[Imploding Turtle]

Well you do come across as a liberal gaylord.

The fact that you got offended by a politically incorrect joke proves that it's not just liberals that like political correctness. Evidently far-right wing trigger kittens like it too.

So, to keep count, in this thread you have got offended by a politically incorrect post and later claimed that political correctness offends you.

[mdd2]

Just get the body cremated and his ashes scattered or buried anywhere other than Sadlleworth. It was his person not his dead body that was vile.

[Lord Beamish]

Oh, I do love a good 'I hate Child Murderers more than you do' competition on a Matchday Morning!
It sets me up for the rest of the day!