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Fretters
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by Fretters » Sun Oct 01, 2017 10:37 pm
Stolen from Twitter... to the tune of Agadoo...
Oh Ben Mee Mee Mee
At the back with Tarkowski
Wardy left, Lowton right
You won't score all f***ing night

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burnmark
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by burnmark » Sun Oct 01, 2017 11:02 pm
Just seen that on Facebook. That has to be aired. Brilliant.
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by LoveCurryPies » Sun Oct 01, 2017 11:04 pm
....Wardy left, Lowton right
Make ‘top teams’ look like s....
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JayMeStar
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by JayMeStar » Sun Oct 01, 2017 11:08 pm
BPM?
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burnmark
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by burnmark » Sun Oct 01, 2017 11:10 pm
Liked the Hendrick one but instead of 'Cristianooooo' I'd prefer 'better than Shackell/Bryson you know' to make it more relevant.
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by Cheshireclaret » Sun Oct 01, 2017 11:11 pm
To the tune of 'Prince Charming' y Adam & The Ants :-
James Tarkowski
James Tarkowskiiiiiii
Stephen Ward
Ben Mee
And Matty Lowton
Just a suggestion..................
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Claretforever
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by Claretforever » Sun Oct 01, 2017 11:12 pm
JayMeStar wrote:BPM?
Knowing our 'phet taking speed singers around 30,000 BPM. Plenty of hand smashing too.
Decent effort that song though. Hope it gets going.
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No Ney Never
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by No Ney Never » Sun Oct 01, 2017 11:13 pm
Four away, four away, undefeated,
Four away, four away, I say,
Four away, four away, undefeated,
Playing football the Sean Dyche way.
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by BabylonClaret » Sun Oct 01, 2017 11:17 pm
Cheshireclaret wrote:To the tune of 'Prince Charming' y Adam & The Ants :-
James Tarkowski
James Tarkowskiiiiiii
Stephen Ward
Ben Mee
And Matty Lowton
Just a suggestion..................
It doesnt fit.
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by tim_noone » Sun Oct 01, 2017 11:20 pm
Come on burnley! Come on burnley! Very uncomplicated.
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by claretblue » Sun Oct 01, 2017 11:22 pm
No Ney Never wrote:Four away, four away, undefeated,
Four away, four away, I say,
Four away, four away, undefeated,
Playing football the Sean Dyche way.
soon be 5 away!

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by RingoMcCartney » Sun Oct 01, 2017 11:44 pm
JayMeStar wrote:BPM?
I reckon. Quick!
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Jel
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by Jel » Sun Oct 01, 2017 11:56 pm
Cheshireclaret wrote:To the tune of 'Prince Charming' y Adam & The Ants :-
James Tarkowski
James Tarkowskiiiiiii
Stephen Ward
Ben Mee
And Matty Lowton
Just a suggestion..................
I like it! It's got rytham
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by Moorite » Sun Oct 01, 2017 11:57 pm
Fretters wrote:Stolen from Twitter... to the tune of Agadoo...
Oh Ben Mee Mee Mee
At the back with Tarkowski
Wardy left, Lowton right
You won't score all f***ing night

I quite like that. What's the Twitter link?
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Jel
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by Jel » Sun Oct 01, 2017 11:57 pm
BabylonClaret wrote:It doesnt fit.
It does!
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by FactualFrank » Mon Oct 02, 2017 12:01 am
No Ney Never wrote:Four away, four away, undefeated,
Four away, four away, I say,
Four away, four away, undefeated,
Playing football the Sean Dyche way.
I daren't say what tune I think this going with, unless it's wrong!

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Cheshireclaret
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by Cheshireclaret » Mon Oct 02, 2017 12:09 am
BabylonClaret wrote:It doesnt fit.
It does, but these things are often better heard than explained if that makes sense?
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by FactualFrank » Mon Oct 02, 2017 12:10 am
BabylonClaret wrote:It doesnt fit.
She said.
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by whiffa » Mon Oct 02, 2017 12:49 am
We have England's Number1 for Heaton...
How about "Catholic's Number1, Catholic's Catholic's Number1" for Pope?

Shocking I know.
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by Ric_C » Mon Oct 02, 2017 1:39 am
Twenty four, twenty four passes completed
Twenty four twenty four I say...etc
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by piston broke » Mon Oct 02, 2017 6:45 am
I'm posting at this ungodly hour cos I woke up with this in my head.
Lowton, Ward, Tarkowski and Mee,
the best defence you'll ever see
Now you know you haven't got a hope
if you get through them there's still Nick Pope
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MACCA
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by MACCA » Mon Oct 02, 2017 7:02 am
Fretters wrote:Stolen from Twitter... to the tune of Agadoo...
Oh Ben Mee Mee Mee
At the back with Tarkowski
Wardy left, Lowton right
You won't score all f***ing night

Oh Ben Mee Mee Mee
At the back with Tarkowski
Oh Ben Mee Mee Mee
At the back with Tarkowski
Wardy left, Lowton right
You won't score all f***ing night
If you come with a fleet
Then there's still Nick Pope to beat!
Full song, and still no complication for the lads on speed at the back.
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by Elliesmith506 » Mon Oct 02, 2017 7:31 pm
Song came from my Twitter @elliesmith506
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by Quickenthetempo » Mon Oct 02, 2017 8:16 pm
Why does every song have to have a swear word in? It eliminates half the fans from singing it straight away.
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by RocketLawnChair » Mon Oct 02, 2017 8:21 pm
I'm blame the god awful 'We are the longside Burnley" for all the speed singing and sea lion clapping. The new generation now just sing every song at that speed.
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by Culmclaret » Mon Oct 02, 2017 8:50 pm
24,24 flippin'passes
24,24. I say
24, 24 flipping passes
Playing football the Sean Dyche way
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by TheFamilyCat » Tue Oct 03, 2017 10:44 am
Haven't we got one about the size of anyone's cock?
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by Goobs » Tue Oct 03, 2017 10:54 am
TheFamilyCat wrote:Haven't we got one about the size of anyone's cock?
How about this to the tune of Yellow submarine.
Kevin Long has a 25 inch dong*
a 25 inch dong
a 25 inch dong
And repeat
* used as a reference to the Utd song about Lukaku's supposedly 24 inch one
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by TheFamilyCat » Tue Oct 03, 2017 10:57 am
Have you just come up with that or have you been thinking about it for some time?
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by UpTheBeehole » Tue Oct 03, 2017 10:59 am
These are all terrible.
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by Tinribs » Tue Oct 03, 2017 7:20 pm
He came to Turf Moor he got what he want
He is the best
He beats the rest
He plays beside Ben Mee
He plays for Burn-er-lee
Oh i wan-na beeeee Tark-ow-ski
To the tune Anarchy in the uk
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Jel
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by Jel » Tue Oct 03, 2017 8:18 pm
Tarky, Tarky, Tarky, Tarky, Tarky, Tarky,
Ben Men, Ben Mee, Ben Mee, Ben Mee, .........
To the old Vokesy/Ings tune
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by Top Claret » Tue Oct 03, 2017 8:21 pm
RocketLawnChair wrote:I'm blame the god awful 'We are the longside Burnley" for all the speed singing and sea lion clapping. The new generation now just sing every song at that speed.
Agree worse song ever
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by Claretforever » Tue Oct 03, 2017 10:44 pm
Why can't fans just be happy for a new song, reasonably inventive that social media has taken to en masse, rather than being selfish?
Instead from those who probably never sing anyway it's "No, no, it's rubbish, sing my version..."
The song is decent, and many people like it. Who cares though, because the speed singers will only speed the sh** out of it!

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by Goobs » Tue Oct 03, 2017 11:23 pm
TheFamilyCat wrote:Have you just come up with that or have you been thinking about it for some time?
lol was spur of the moment

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by scouseclaret » Tue Oct 03, 2017 11:30 pm
Tinribs wrote:He came to Turf Moor he got what he want
He is the best
He beats the rest
He plays beside Ben Mee
He plays for Burn-er-lee
Oh i wan-na beeeee Tark-ow-ski
To the tune Anarchy in the uk
Definitely go for this next away game...
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by Moorite » Wed Oct 04, 2017 12:09 am
Fretters wrote:Stolen from Twitter... to the tune of Agadoo...
Oh Ben Mee Mee Mee
At the back with Tarkowski
Wardy left, Lowton right
You won't score all f***ing night

Only problem is that it's hard to sing when we concede.
*You'll only score that one all night* doesn't have the same ring to it.
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by Sausage » Wed Oct 04, 2017 11:24 am
There’s no short cut to getting a song established, chaps. If you think you’ve come up with a cracker, then three or four of you are going to have to pipe up from the back of the CFS and get it going. Yep, you might feel like a berk the first time you sing it but if it’s got merit it will start to spread.
The most impressive anthem I've ever heard sung at football ground, other than Stoke's Delilah, is at the Hawthorns when West Brom sung The Lord's my Shepherd, sung slowly and deliberately. So how about adopting something religiousy like Jerusalem, which surely even our speed singers couldn't make a mess of?
And did Sean Dyche in ancient time
Walk upon Burnley’s Turf Moor green?
And was the holy Ian Woan
On England’s pleasant pastures seen?
And did the countenance divine
Shine forth upon our clouded hills?
We beat the Bastards here
Among those dark satanic mills?
I'd give it a crack myself, but the chances of getting it going from the Jimmy Mac Lower are close to zero.