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Jean Louis Valois....

Post by StuffyClaret » Mon Jan 08, 2018 5:46 pm

....just got mentioned TWICE on Pointless!

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Re: Jean Louis Valois....

Post by turfytopper » Mon Jan 08, 2018 5:57 pm

Yes..... Burnley lad Alick . Shame they didn't win the money. But nice that the town was put on the map.
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Re: Jean Louis Valois....

Post by ontario claret » Mon Jan 08, 2018 6:13 pm

He should have stayed at Clyde.

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Post by Inchysince93 » Mon Jan 08, 2018 6:28 pm

Great thread. Still a legend to me and my friends.

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Re: Jean Louis Valois....

Post by IndigoLake » Mon Jan 08, 2018 6:41 pm

The greatest Frenchman to have ever worn the Burnley shirt?

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Re: Jean Louis Valois....

Post by ontario claret » Mon Jan 08, 2018 6:42 pm

How many of those have there been? Very small sample size, I imagine.

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Post by Inchysince93 » Mon Jan 08, 2018 6:43 pm

I'd go as far as the greatest Frenchman ever!

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Post by IndigoLake » Mon Jan 08, 2018 6:43 pm

ontario claret wrote:How many of those have there been? Very small sample size, I imagine.
There was also Frederic Nimani. So yes...probably the greatest Frenchman to have worn the Burnley shirt :D
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Re: Jean Louis Valois....

Post by ontario claret » Mon Jan 08, 2018 6:48 pm

Too bad my grandmother wasn't French. You could have included her, too
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Post by Dyched » Mon Jan 08, 2018 7:10 pm

He should make designer clothes with that name

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Re: Jean Louis Valois....

Post by wilks_bfc » Mon Jan 08, 2018 7:57 pm

Was it an answer or just a mention?

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Post by Rumpelstiltskin » Mon Jan 08, 2018 9:20 pm

Surely he is long overdue a half time appearance !!!

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Re: Jean Louis Valois....

Post by Clarets4me » Mon Jan 08, 2018 9:26 pm

In her day job, the much loved " Madge ", of IanMcL match thread fame, is a French chanteuse...

Now that would be a sight to gladden the eyes !!! :P :P

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Post by Down_Rover » Mon Jan 08, 2018 9:36 pm

What about Arthur Gnohere? Thought he was best French claret

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Post by IanMcL » Mon Jan 08, 2018 9:36 pm

Madge for the H/T draw! That would be something!
Not sure HolyCustard would permit such a deviation from her internet only work!

As for Jean-Louis, he was great to watch. Ran Liverpool ragged in a cup match and great free kick goal on the freezingly cold nights at Derby. Never been so cold!

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Post by Clarets4me » Mon Jan 08, 2018 9:41 pm

IanMcL wrote:Madge for the H/T draw! That would be something!
Not sure HolyCustard would permit such a deviation from her internet only work!
If dressed in her usual attire, it should cut the half-time queues considerably !

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Re: Jean Louis Valois....

Post by Bin Ont Turf » Mon Jan 08, 2018 9:45 pm

Clarets4me wrote:In her day job, the much loved " Madge ", of IanMcL match thread fame, is a French chanteuse...
She's a right tramp now.

Such a beautiful woman riddled with tattoos.

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Post by IanMcL » Mon Jan 08, 2018 10:09 pm

I think you are confusing our Madge...an animated gif, with that French bird Alizee! Easily done! You have to stick with reality you know! ;) :roll:

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Post by IanMcL » Mon Jan 08, 2018 10:13 pm

Here she is!
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Post by Bin Ont Turf » Mon Jan 08, 2018 10:23 pm

The disgusting tattoos are on show.

Lets's get shut and replace her with that Aussie sheila off the Trivago adverts.

She's got a bit of an Aussie accent but enough of one to make her completely annoying.

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Post by Saxoman » Mon Jan 08, 2018 10:27 pm

French women love their tattoos. Shame. Makes them look like common skanks.

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Post by Fretters » Mon Jan 08, 2018 10:34 pm

My mates is a Hearts fan and loves JLV. Says he once got MOM in a game where another player scored four goals, or something.

He was a breath of fresh air for us at times when we were crying out for a bit of composure and skill on the ball having just had lost Blake. But he was also awful a lot of the time!

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Post by JegunClaret » Tue Jan 09, 2018 7:54 am

I remember him coming on as a substitute and Cotterill saying to him, " Jean Louis, no fancy f...kin flicks" - hilarious at the time.

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Re: Jean Louis Valois....

Post by turfytopper » Tue Jan 09, 2018 8:54 am

wilks_bfc wrote:Was it an answer or just a mention?
It was a mention....but quite funny. There was a grid of around 16 peoples faces...all fashion designers. Alick who appeared to be a "fashion icon" himself couldn't name one of the 16, but said, "there is a guy that reminded him of an ex Burnley player "Jean Louis Valois".

So I guess that was his answer but it was more a mention.

Only a Burnley supporter would understand.

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Re: Jean Louis Valois....

Post by ontario claret » Tue Jan 09, 2018 8:27 pm

All of the Clyde supporters on this site would tell you how good JLV was.

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Post by IanMcL » Tue Jan 09, 2018 9:22 pm

He was brilliant. But not all the time!

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Re: Jean Louis Valois....

Post by ontario claret » Tue Jan 09, 2018 9:26 pm

He was "mercurial". (Excellant word.)

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Post by ecc » Tue Jan 09, 2018 9:31 pm

He was "mercurial".

He was merde.

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Re: Jean Louis Valois....

Post by ontario claret » Tue Jan 09, 2018 9:37 pm

Tabernac!!! A little extreme, don't you think, ecc?

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Re: Jean Louis Valois....

Post by ontario claret » Tue Jan 09, 2018 9:38 pm

"Tabernac". A mild expletive used mostly in Quebec, Canada.

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