Ruth Davidson

UpTheBeehole · Post by **UpTheBeehole** » Thu Apr 26, 2018 4:31 pm

Pregnant.

Marney&Mee · Post by **Marney&Mee** » Thu Apr 26, 2018 4:33 pm

UpTheBeehole wrote:Pregnant.

miracle

starting_11 · Post by **starting_11** » Thu Apr 26, 2018 4:37 pm

ClaretAndJew · Post by **ClaretAndJew** » Thu Apr 26, 2018 4:38 pm

And congratulations to her too.

thatdberight · Post by **thatdberight** » Thu Apr 26, 2018 4:46 pm

That'll take some explaining to the missus...

starting_11 · Post by **starting_11** » Thu Apr 26, 2018 4:47 pm

Hahahahah!!!!

KeighleyClaret · Post by **KeighleyClaret** » Thu Apr 26, 2018 5:01 pm

IVF. Not very complicated even for the pig ignorant.

starting_11 · Post by **starting_11** » Thu Apr 26, 2018 5:03 pm

No, you're right, it's very simple. Especially for those with no sense of humour.

thatdberight · Post by **thatdberight** » Thu Apr 26, 2018 5:23 pm

KeighleyClaret wrote:IVF. Not very complicated even for the pig ignorant.

I understand it's available in the same hospital that did your sense of humour bypass so you might ask there.

RingoMcCartney · Post by **RingoMcCartney** » Thu Apr 26, 2018 5:33 pm

KeighleyClaret wrote:IVF. Not very complicated even for the pig ignorant.

So the pig ignorant can access IVF?

Caballo · Post by **Caballo** » Thu Apr 26, 2018 5:36 pm

KeighleyClaret wrote:IVF. Not very complicated even for the pig ignorant.

What a whopper!! Do the nhs do sense of humour implants?

Rick_Muller · Post by **Rick_Muller** » Thu Apr 26, 2018 6:05 pm

Grudge baby...???

Somebody had it in for her...

Imploding Turtle · Post by **Imploding Turtle** » Thu Apr 26, 2018 6:25 pm

Blackrod will be very upset

AlargeClaret · Post by **AlargeClaret** » Thu Apr 26, 2018 6:34 pm

Well done to Ms Davidson, she’s alright for a Tory always seem straight talking,her partners quite tidy too.Though you wouldn’t want to waving a red rag at Ruth after she’s had a few cans of wifebeater!

Chuckypad · Post by **Chuckypad** » Thu Apr 26, 2018 6:40 pm

This thread is useless without pictures

bobinho · Post by **bobinho** » Thu Apr 26, 2018 6:44 pm

I’ve seen her. It’d be equally useless WITH pictures.

Bacchus · Post by **Bacchus** » Thu Apr 26, 2018 6:57 pm

Christ, there are some cavemen littering this messageboard.

bfcjg · Post by **bfcjg** » Thu Apr 26, 2018 7:38 pm

Does the V stand for vagina ? What is IVF please explain to me as you would a child. Remember the old when a mummy loves a daddy how we found out ? I remember my dad telling me he was so embarressed, so much so that I burst out laughing and spat my Hen Harrier out all over the pool table in the Talbot.

thatdberight · Post by **thatdberight** » Thu Apr 26, 2018 7:41 pm

bfcjg wrote:Does the V stand for vagina ? What is IVF please explain to me as you would a child. Remember the old when a mummy loves a daddy how we found out ? I remember my dad telling me he was so embarressed, so much so that I burst out laughing and spat my Hen Harrier out all over the pool table in the Talbot.

V for vitro. Glass.

bfcjg · Post by **bfcjg** » Thu Apr 26, 2018 7:51 pm

thatdberight wrote:V for vitro. Glass.

What about the F ? Finger ?

AlargeClaret · Post by **AlargeClaret** » Thu Apr 26, 2018 8:05 pm

Even her dad Jim “ Nick Nick” Davidson has given his blessing , goes to show that even dinosaurs can change .

Corky · Post by **Corky** » Thu Apr 26, 2018 8:07 pm

Apparently the royal family just use a turkey baster.

bfcjg · Post by **bfcjg** » Thu Apr 26, 2018 8:08 pm

Corky wrote:Apparently the royal family just use a turkey baster.

Is that what they call James Hewitt ?

RingoMcCartney · Post by **RingoMcCartney** » Thu Apr 26, 2018 8:12 pm

When they're signing up for IVF , the pig ignorant think their joining an northern Irish paramilitary organisation.

HatfieldClaret · Post by **HatfieldClaret** » Thu Apr 26, 2018 8:28 pm

My youngest was IVF.

I can honestly say that I was asleep when she was conceived !!

RingoMcCartney · Post by **RingoMcCartney** » Thu Apr 26, 2018 8:31 pm

AlargeClaret wrote:Well done to Ms Davidson, she’s alright for a Tory always seem straight talking,her partners quite tidy too.Though you wouldn’t want to waving a red rag at Ruth after she’s had a few cans of wifebeater!

If she's waving a red rag, it might not be the best time to try the IVF!

boatshed bill · Post by **boatshed bill** » Thu Apr 26, 2018 8:47 pm

She bears a striking resemblance to Kim Yung Un (in my humble opinion, of course)

IanMcL · Post by **IanMcL** » Thu Apr 26, 2018 9:38 pm

Do you get a choice of sperm?

CoolClaret · Post by **CoolClaret** » Thu Apr 26, 2018 9:41 pm

AlargeClaret wrote:her partners quite tidy too

I'd hate to see your definition of 'untidy'

AlargeClaret · Post by **AlargeClaret** » Thu Apr 26, 2018 10:53 pm

CoolClaret wrote:I'd hate to see your definition of 'untidy'

I was speaking relatively in that , your average bull isn’t squired by the finest totty as a rule . But fair point you really don’t wanna see my definition of “ untidy”!

basil6345789 · Post by **basil6345789** » Fri Apr 27, 2018 12:24 am

Where do they get the gizz from? Is it designer stuff?

starting_11 · Post by **starting_11** » Fri Apr 27, 2018 12:51 am

basil6345789 wrote:Where do they get the gizz from? Is it designer stuff?

Mine is> I could have accidentally shot it into the atmosphere... that would have done it!

HatfieldClaret · Post by **HatfieldClaret** » Fri Apr 27, 2018 6:52 am

IanMcL wrote:Do you get a choice of sperm?

Or a taster

claretonthecoast1882 · Post by **claretonthecoast1882** » Fri Apr 27, 2018 7:47 am

You can see the shocking headline already

"Woman pregnant"

Blackrod · Post by **Blackrod** » Fri Apr 27, 2018 7:59 am

'Remember the old when a mummy loves a daddy how we found out ?'

Don't be so old fashioned. If I want a baby I'll have one anyway possible. I can think about what's best for the baby afterwards. Nothing against IVF btw as I think it's remarkable and helped a lot of people. Flip flop flip flop best get the tin hat on.

expoultryboy · Post by **expoultryboy** » Fri Apr 27, 2018 10:43 am

The second coming

UpTheBeehole · Post by **UpTheBeehole** » Fri Apr 27, 2018 10:51 am

Has Rowls seen this thread yet?

bfcjg · Post by **bfcjg** » Fri Apr 27, 2018 12:57 pm

"Flip flop flip flop best get the tin hat on"
Do you collect sperm in a tin hat or is it a euphemism ?

ClaretMoffitt · Post by **ClaretMoffitt** » Fri Apr 27, 2018 6:50 pm

Good news, happy for her

Really like her as an MP, strong, principaled and competent. Would be great to see her kick out that little hateful pitbull currently governing scotland

Caballo · Post by **Caballo** » Fri Apr 27, 2018 9:29 pm

I'd be quite up for her taking a seat down here and having a go at the big job. She seems to favour Conservatism with a social conscience, which I'm sure many would resonate with.

chorleyhere · Post by **chorleyhere** » Fri Apr 27, 2018 9:30 pm

Very PC ClaretMoffitt

ClaretMoffitt · Post by **ClaretMoffitt** » Fri Apr 27, 2018 9:43 pm

chorleyhere wrote:Very PC ClaretMoffitt

Oh, was I supposed to say something else?

tiger76 · Post by **tiger76** » Sun Jun 03, 2018 8:40 pm

ClaretMoffitt wrote:Good news, happy for her

Really like her as an MP, strong, principaled and competent. Would be great to see her kick out that little hateful pitbull currently governing scotland

Just noticed this thread saw Ruth speak at a Policy Scotland lecture on Tuesday,came across well and seemed genuinely passionate in her arguments,what i like is she is prepared to argue against her parties policies if she doesn't believe in them,after making an important point that the Union has to evolve to survive,she also mentioned increasing taxation to fund NHS and social care spending not a traditional Tory line.https://www.theguardian.com/politics/20 ... r-tax-cuts
Ruth gets extra brownie points as she gets under Sturgeon's skin at FMQ'S,just one correction Ruth is an MSP not an MP.

basil6345789 · Post by **basil6345789** » Sun Jun 03, 2018 10:19 pm

Messing about with nature - many young people disapprove.

South West Claret. · Post by **South West Claret.** » Sun Jun 03, 2018 11:45 pm

Caballo wrote:I'd be quite up for her taking a seat down here and having a go at the big job. She seems to favour Conservatism with a social conscience, which I'm sure many would resonate with.

Conservatism with a social conscience? That’s a laugh as it doesn’t exist.

RingoMcCartney · Post by **RingoMcCartney** » Mon Jun 04, 2018 12:06 am

South West Claret. wrote:Conservatism with a social conscience? That’s a laugh as it doesn’t exist.

Like a socialist government that doesn't run out of somebody else's money then?

Imploding Turtle · Post by **Imploding Turtle** » Mon Jun 04, 2018 8:00 am

ClaretMoffitt wrote:Good news, happy for her

Really like her as an MP, strong, principaled and competent. Would be great to see her kick out that little hateful pitbull currently governing scotland

Quote me something that the current First Minister of Scotland has said that you believe is "hateful".

Imploding Turtle · Post by **Imploding Turtle** » Mon Jun 04, 2018 8:02 am

RingoMcCartney wrote:Like a socialist government that doesn't run out of somebody else's money then?

As opposed to a conservative government that doesn't run out of someone elses labour.

Caballo · Post by **Caballo** » Mon Jun 04, 2018 8:04 am

South West Claret. wrote:Conservatism with a social conscience? That’s a laugh as it doesn’t exist.

Which would be the whole point of giving it a go!

ClaretMoffitt · Post by **ClaretMoffitt** » Mon Jun 04, 2018 8:06 am

Imploding Turtle wrote:Quote me something that the current First Minister of Scotland has said that you believe is "hateful".

Why, you don't need quotes or evidence these days to call someone hateful, bigoted or a racist.

All you need is underlying personal suspicions based of their actions and politics.