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Post by Jeffbfc » Wed Dec 12, 2018 7:40 pm

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Picture from BBC article regarding which and what other managers could be in after Harry being in get me out of here.

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Post by Jeffbfc » Wed Dec 12, 2018 7:40 pm

Hmmmm is someone cooking the books?

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Post by duncandisorderly » Wed Dec 12, 2018 8:08 pm

What the **** use is that kitchen? I mean look at it. You've got what looks like a 900mm drawer set under the sink?! You should have a cupboard under the sink for your dishwasher tabs, or detergent, or bleach or other miscellaneous cleaning equipment. THAT'S WHAT THAT CUPBOARD IS FOR! You don't put drawers under a sink. Tea coffee sugar canisters strategically placed so you'll bang your head filling up the, oh wait there's no ******* kettle! There's probably an Aga or raburn on the other side where you have to wait a fortnight for a brew. Three weeks for toast.
Then under the knife and olive oil/balsamic vinegar....WHERE ARE THE DRAWERS?! Look at all the wasted space. Put a cupboard in one side and drawers in the other.
WTF IS THAT 150mm CUPBOARD FOR under the breadbin?! It looks like there's croissants in that bread bin. Is this a french kitchen?

And that stainless steel tall larder fridge, which you'd assume is 600mm wide but can't be sure because of that GODAWFUL sink set up means there's no freezer, so it's all 'oooo lala, we only eat fresh mon dieu je m'appelle une frite'.

Wait. Is this rowls kitchen?

Back to the tall fridge, just above Seans shoulder there appear to be two stainless steel pans! That explains the lack of cupboard space I suppose, if you can keep them in your fridge...

Anyway, this all seems terribly photoshopped to me.

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Re: SD caption comp.

Post by Jeffbfc » Wed Dec 12, 2018 8:12 pm

Said caption not a f-in essay. :D
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Post by holdyourfire » Wed Dec 12, 2018 8:17 pm

I never leave my fridge door open, dont want my beer to start getting warm.

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Post by Billy_Bumface » Wed Dec 12, 2018 8:19 pm

“The microwaves touch and go”

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Post by BOYSIE31 » Wed Dec 12, 2018 8:21 pm

I cook a cracking omelette

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Post by Conroy92 » Wed Dec 12, 2018 8:23 pm

"when they said no one liked us, I didnt think that we'd actually have to go and eat worms"

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Post by SmudgetheClaret » Wed Dec 12, 2018 8:27 pm

Are you sure the Venkys sent these ?

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Post by conyoviejo » Wed Dec 12, 2018 8:27 pm

All those who said I should leave can go and "COOK OFF"

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Post by Ooogeorgeorgeoghani » Wed Dec 12, 2018 8:33 pm

Worm your way out if this klopp

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Post by professsorpiehead » Wed Dec 12, 2018 8:58 pm

Kitchen Aids

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Post by strayclaret » Wed Dec 12, 2018 9:09 pm

I shouldn’t have tried those sprouts! :oops:

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Re: SD caption comp.

Post by Bosscat » Wed Dec 12, 2018 9:58 pm

Who the eff is Gordon Ramsay

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Re: SD caption comp.

Post by evensteadiereddie » Wed Dec 12, 2018 10:07 pm

I'll have a drink before I start preparing the food - one of my mother's favourite tipples, fine Ma gins.....

Or a fizzy Kali tea................

I'm sorry, I'll get me apron....

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Re: SD caption comp.

Post by kentonclaret » Thu Dec 13, 2018 12:06 am

I always chew wrigglies to relieve any stress during a match.

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