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Post by Burnley1989 » Wed Jan 27, 2021 8:16 pm

https://www.villatalk.com/topic/21420-r ... la/page/3/

Who the f*** do they think they are? :lol:

Some comments are gold
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Post by cricketfieldclarets » Wed Jan 27, 2021 8:22 pm

I dont usually read such things. But wow, that makes our fans look like the most level headed, realistic and easily pleased fans around!

Nutters.

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Post by Longsidebovril » Wed Jan 27, 2021 8:27 pm

Good god the hate on there is something else.

Hehehe

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Post by Guitargeorge » Wed Jan 27, 2021 8:30 pm

Strange what spending a couple of hundred million can do to a set of fans. They could have been talking about themselves twelve months ago.
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Post by DomBFC1882 » Wed Jan 27, 2021 8:32 pm

Hahaha that's hilarious. Bunch of self entitled morons. Reality check Villa fans ... you've spent over 200 million in the last 2 seasons, we haven't so get fu***d

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Post by BabylonClaret » Wed Jan 27, 2021 8:32 pm

Two words Villa. Jack. Cork.

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Post by yorkyclaret » Wed Jan 27, 2021 8:34 pm

Best thing I've read for years words removed.
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Post by Vegas Claret » Wed Jan 27, 2021 8:34 pm

Villa, Leeds, Man Utd, Arsenal, Liverpool, Chelsea - all the same

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Post by BurnleyFC » Wed Jan 27, 2021 8:35 pm

They shouldn’t even be in the same league as us.
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Post by Damo » Wed Jan 27, 2021 8:36 pm

Hahaha. Villa fans are second only to Leeds when it comes to being delusional

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Post by Buxtonclaret » Wed Jan 27, 2021 8:36 pm

Can't see what they're so upset about... :mrgreen:

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Post by willsclarets » Wed Jan 27, 2021 8:38 pm

I don't think we've ever deserved a point in our whole time in the Premier league! I must say, one of my favourite things about winning is reading livid fans say how awful we are.
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Post by cockneyclaret » Wed Jan 27, 2021 8:39 pm

Take Grealish out there just a bang average team
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Post by Claretitus » Wed Jan 27, 2021 8:40 pm

BurnleyFC wrote:
Wed Jan 27, 2021 8:35 pm
They shouldn’t even be in the same league as us.
If VAR and goal line tech had have done their jobs properly when they played Sheffield U at home last season, they WOULDNT be.

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Post by BurnleyFC » Wed Jan 27, 2021 8:41 pm

Oh, and Mings is still ****.

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Post by Dark Cloud » Wed Jan 27, 2021 8:42 pm

Someone suggesting we were time wasting the whole game makes me laugh. We were losing for long periods of it, so why the hell would we be time wasting!!!???
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Post by Buxtonclaret » Wed Jan 27, 2021 8:42 pm

Claretitus wrote:
Wed Jan 27, 2021 8:40 pm
If VAR and goal line tech had have done their jobs properly when they played Sheffield U at home last season, they WOULDNT be.
Fair point is that.

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Post by jrgbfc » Wed Jan 27, 2021 8:43 pm

For balance i've seen plenty on social media praising us. Can't judge an entire fan base on one small internet forum!
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Post by Clarets4me » Wed Jan 27, 2021 8:45 pm

Just been on there reading the comments, the result and that has cheered me up after an otherwise crap day !

The two stand outs .... " I f***ing hate the kit-stealing P***ks " and " We've just been " S**t-housed " ... :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Post by Top Claret » Wed Jan 27, 2021 8:46 pm

Those fukers really think that they are entitled, no wonder the rest of the Midlands hate them
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Post by Venkys4eva » Wed Jan 27, 2021 8:46 pm

'Completely sh**housed by a bunch of anti-football thugs lead by a non-league manager.'

Im in stitches :mrgreen:

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Post by Culmclaret » Wed Jan 27, 2021 8:48 pm

There are a lot of very sad, angry people out there

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Post by JohnMac » Wed Jan 27, 2021 8:49 pm

Self entitlement of the highest order. Without the fabulously blossoming Jack Grealish they would be bottom 6.
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Post by bfcjg » Wed Jan 27, 2021 8:50 pm

Arrogant bunch of sour faced pompous, delusional, sad ignorant toss pots. Anti football, caveman football,pub team, team from the eighties we've heard it all before. Result won't change 3-2.

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Post by BigRedrose » Wed Jan 27, 2021 8:52 pm

Aston Vile.

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Post by mybloodisclaret » Wed Jan 27, 2021 8:52 pm

Plenty of n0b heads on that Villa threat. Ben Mee a thug??? I gave over reading then. I do like the we've just been s*** *****d comment.... Barnes didn't even play :lol:

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Post by tim_noone » Wed Jan 27, 2021 8:53 pm

They seem quite Complimentary.. Compared to some comments on our match thred.
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Post by Longsidebovril » Wed Jan 27, 2021 8:58 pm

If you want some nice balance.. read the comments under the bbc report...

Some nice neutral comment on there.
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Post by huw.Y.WattfromWare » Wed Jan 27, 2021 9:07 pm

Steve MacManaman was full of praise for us on BT. He knows more than them neanderthals.

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Post by claptrappers_union » Wed Jan 27, 2021 9:08 pm

“What a crock of ****. Poor game management by Smith. Keeper should have stopped two of those goals. Absolute disgrace and I'm ashamed to be a Villa fan after that disgusting performance. No better than we were last season. **** joke!”

Wow.

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Post by Caballo » Wed Jan 27, 2021 9:19 pm

What a bunch of helmets!!
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Post by KateR » Wed Jan 27, 2021 9:27 pm

Personally I feel for them, I thought the grass was a bit to long, so it's difficult to play proper football when it's like that. From European places at half time to mediocrity and falling by the time the final whistle was blown ;)

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Post by Jimmymaccer » Wed Jan 27, 2021 9:34 pm

I actually quite like Villa...............

Just a shame a few morons on cheap cider in lockdown no doubt........

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Post by Bfc » Wed Jan 27, 2021 9:37 pm

KateR, we left the grass longer to cushion their falls/dives.
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Post by bfcmik » Wed Jan 27, 2021 9:38 pm

Over these last 4 1/2 seasons - 171 games - how many times have we heard fans and managers grumbling about us and asking how on earth they lost a game against us? Even Klopp last week said it was impossible to lose that game but that they managed to, rather than we had won it!
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Post by Moorite » Wed Jan 27, 2021 9:38 pm

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Post by Newcastleclaret93 » Wed Jan 27, 2021 9:39 pm

Villa haven’t finished above us in the league for 5 season, where has there entitlement come from?

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Post by Firthy » Wed Jan 27, 2021 10:01 pm

Reading their posts just makes the win all the sweeter.

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Post by Belial » Wed Jan 27, 2021 10:31 pm

Newcastleclaret93 wrote:
Wed Jan 27, 2021 9:39 pm
Villa haven’t finished above us in the league for 5 season, where has there entitlement come from?
Probably because they've had a few decent results like stuffing Liverpool for 7. They have obviously forgotten how sh1te they were before someone spunked £200million on them. All humility disappeared when that happened

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Post by BabylonClaret » Wed Jan 27, 2021 10:42 pm

The best thing about being a Claret is loving it when opppsition fans have a good cry and co plain how rubbish we are.

6 years in the Premier from the last 10 and counting ....
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Post by Wile E Coyote » Wed Jan 27, 2021 10:51 pm

we post some nonsense now and then, but reading their inane gibberish makes me think we would be top of any message board league, and they would be virtually relegated by now.
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Post by Steve1956 » Wed Jan 27, 2021 10:57 pm

They shouldn't even be in the same division as us they should have been relegated after the goal line technology failed.....file Aston Villa under the deluded dickheads heading

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Post by Stan Tastic » Wed Jan 27, 2021 10:58 pm

I’m so angry I had do go downstairs and scream into a pillow. F***ing shithousing, robbing thugs. A truly loathsome football team managed by a horrible word removed of a character. We should’ve beaten them about 15-1 on aggregate and are left with one f***ing point for our efforts. Had we equalised at the end I wouldn’t have celebrated as I’d still be f***ing fuming over the lost points. Get in the sea, you neanderthal pricks. Let the rest of us play football and do whatever it is you do in a lesser league. It sure as f*** ain’t football.
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Post by EarbyClaret » Wed Jan 27, 2021 11:00 pm

I'm sure the BBC comments section underneath each match report is heavily moderated but it's a far more balanced and enjoyable read - especially as you get views from neutrals which are generally very favourable towards how we do what we do so well
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Post by RingoMcCartney » Wed Jan 27, 2021 11:06 pm

My favourite comment was this-

"Burnley did nothing for 45 minutes.

Pope kept them in the game. "

We could just as easily reply-

Villa did nothing in the last 45 minutes.

Grealish had kept them in it till then"...

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Post by RingoMcCartney » Wed Jan 27, 2021 11:08 pm

Reading that thread , the general attitude is, "if we could only beat crap teams like Burnley, we'd be good!"

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Post by MT03ALG » Wed Jan 27, 2021 11:36 pm

Some of those comments made me laugh out loud. Completely blinkered, delusional morons.

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Post by GodIsADeeJay81 » Wed Jan 27, 2021 11:57 pm

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Post by dsr » Thu Jan 28, 2021 12:54 am

Newcastleclaret93 wrote:
Wed Jan 27, 2021 9:39 pm
Villa haven’t finished above us in the league for 5 season, where has there entitlement come from?
Money. They think that football is about money and that clubs with less money should stand aside and let them win. Some of them accept that a goalkeeper is part of a team and it doesn't matter how good the XG stats are if the keeper keeps saving the shots; others think that XG does matter and the 3-2 goals statisitc is a flawed way to measure the result.

They all think that Burnley are a team of thugs, and that we were kicking them about all night. (I don't know how that squares with the fact that they have had more players sent off this season than we have in four years.)

They all think that Aston Villa get far too few free kicks and the referees don't like them. Most of them think that several Burnley players should have been booked for repeated fouls and for particularly violent fouls. (No examples given.) I suspect they all think that there were far more than 16 free kicks given against Burnley, and that by a referee determined to give a free kick whenever he could even pretend to see a foul.

They all think that the second goal was a fluke, and some of them think that the third was a fluke because it was a difficult header.

It's part comedy and part head-shaking. Football fans are supposed to be one-eyed, but they don't even use the one eye they have! :lol:
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Post by dsr » Thu Jan 28, 2021 12:57 am

And one of them blames Burnley for crocking Tom Heaton last season. :roll:

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