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Mark Clattenburg

Post by TheFamilyCat » Sat Jan 13, 2024 6:18 pm

Referee on the new Gladiators.

Less of a pantomime than becoming a VAR I suppose.

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Re: Mark Clattenburg

Post by claptrappers_union » Sat Jan 13, 2024 6:21 pm

Terribly scripted jokes and fake corpsing from Bradley Walsh too.

I really hate that man

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Re: Mark Clattenburg

Post by Steve1956 » Sat Jan 13, 2024 6:25 pm

claptrappers_union wrote:
Sat Jan 13, 2024 6:21 pm
Terribly scripted jokes and fake corpsing from Bradley Walsh too.

I really hate that man
His son is also his clone
I really hate that boy

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Re: Mark Clattenburg

Post by ISpeds00 » Sat Jan 13, 2024 6:26 pm

claptrappers_union wrote:
Sat Jan 13, 2024 6:21 pm
Terribly scripted jokes and fake corpsing from Bradley Walsh too.

I really hate that man
add to prick list

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Re: Mark Clattenburg

Post by claptrappers_union » Sat Jan 13, 2024 6:28 pm

I didn't know that was his son. He's a prick too then by default.
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Re: Mark Clattenburg

Post by Steve1956 » Sat Jan 13, 2024 6:28 pm

Steve1956 wrote:
Sat Jan 13, 2024 6:25 pm
His son is also his clone
I really hate that boy
Not that I'm watching that shlte!

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Re: Mark Clattenburg

Post by Steve1956 » Sat Jan 13, 2024 6:29 pm

claptrappers_union wrote:
Sat Jan 13, 2024 6:28 pm
I didn't know that was his son. He's a prick too then by default.
:lol:

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Re: Mark Clattenburg

Post by TheFamilyCat » Sat Jan 13, 2024 6:35 pm

Bring back Fash.

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Re: Mark Clattenburg

Post by Burnley1989 » Sat Jan 13, 2024 6:36 pm

I’m enjoying it 😂
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Re: Mark Clattenburg

Post by Woodleyclaret » Sat Jan 13, 2024 6:37 pm

It's a massive pxxxtake regurgitating a show that was shite 20yrs ago
ITV make excellent Post Office drama then sink to the absolute pits with this bxxxxxxx.

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Re: Mark Clattenburg

Post by TheFamilyCat » Sat Jan 13, 2024 6:39 pm

Woodleyclaret wrote:
Sat Jan 13, 2024 6:37 pm
It's a massive pxxxtake regurgitating a show that was shite 20yrs ago
ITV make excellent Post Office drama then sink to the absolute pits with this bxxxxxxx.
It's on BBC1.

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Re: Mark Clattenburg

Post by Bosscat » Sat Jan 13, 2024 6:42 pm

Woodleyclaret wrote:
Sat Jan 13, 2024 6:37 pm
It's a massive pxxxtake regurgitating a show that was shite 20yrs ago
ITV make excellent Post Office drama then sink to the absolute pits with this bxxxxxxx.
Its BBC 🤣🤣🤣 but I know what you mean 👍
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Re: Mark Clattenburg

Post by Bosscat » Sat Jan 13, 2024 6:42 pm

TheFamilyCat wrote:
Sat Jan 13, 2024 6:35 pm
Bring back Fash.
Arrrrooooooga

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Re: Mark Clattenburg

Post by Bosscat » Sat Jan 13, 2024 6:45 pm

Could be worse ... It could be Danny (The Wauuullll) Dyer...
At least the didn't dig Ulrikkkka ka ka ka Jonson out of the brickwork 🤭🤭🤭

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Re: Mark Clattenburg

Post by BurnleyFC » Sat Jan 13, 2024 6:50 pm

I used to like this show when I was about ten.

It’s not a patch on Ninja Warrior now.

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Re: Mark Clattenburg

Post by claptrappers_union » Sat Jan 13, 2024 7:03 pm

I missed the second half because took the dog for a walk.

I like that they've not tinkered much with the format. I remembered that Sky One rebooted about a decade ago, I think Paul Durkin was the referee. This version looked better than that version at least.

I won't be making the effort to watch it again though

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Re: Mark Clattenburg

Post by claptrappers_union » Sat Jan 13, 2024 7:09 pm

Edit - Paul Durkin didn't ref the Sky Version. I’m misremembering.

He was a ref in a show called Simply the Best with Kirsty Gallagher. Who also hosted the Sky version of Gladiators.

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Re: Mark Clattenburg

Post by whentheballmoves » Sat Jan 13, 2024 11:37 pm

I quite enjoyed it 😃

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Re: Mark Clattenburg

Post by Jellybean » Sat Jan 13, 2024 11:50 pm

Enjoyed it a lot, glad they kept the same format but agree it would have been great to bring the fash back for it.

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Re: Mark Clattenburg

Post by Pearcey » Sat Jan 13, 2024 11:58 pm

I enjoyed it. Like Bradley Walsh but his son is proper boring.

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Re: Mark Clattenburg

Post by Caballo » Sun Jan 14, 2024 7:34 am

Walsh, entertaining on other stuff looked all at sea on this, clearly took the gig as a vehicle to get his mini me some exposure. Based on last night, his lad needs to be kept well away from the 'family business '.

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Re: Mark Clattenburg

Post by dougcollins » Sun Jan 14, 2024 11:13 am

The world really has gone full circle.

Once upon a time the BBC was making hard-hitting dramas like 'Mr Bates v The Post Office' and ITV was peddling garbage like 'Gladiators'.

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Re: Mark Clattenburg

Post by Swizzlestick » Sun Jan 14, 2024 11:19 am

It was a bit of lighthearted Saturday night fun. Everything doesn’t have to be hard hitting dramas.

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Re: Mark Clattenburg

Post by JohnMac » Sun Jan 14, 2024 11:23 am

I went to Birmingham to watch Gladiators in 1994. It was a great day out!

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Re: Mark Clattenburg

Post by daveisaclaret » Sun Jan 14, 2024 11:34 am

All the miserable wankers in this thread must have known they wouldn't enjoy Gladiators and watched it anyway. An odd way to live.

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Re: Mark Clattenburg

Post by jrgbfc » Sun Jan 14, 2024 11:42 am

Didn't see it last night but great memories of Saturday night TV as a kid watching Gladiators followed by Blind Date :lol:

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Re: Mark Clattenburg

Post by claptrappers_union » Sun Jan 14, 2024 11:43 am

Watched it out if curiosity, is that ok with you.

I hate you more than that Bradley Walsh fella.

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Re: Mark Clattenburg

Post by Bosscat » Sun Jan 14, 2024 12:09 pm

Gladiators is aimed at an audience slightly different to the demographic on here hence the early evening Saturday slot. This can be seen by the majority of kids in the audience waving their foam fingers, and holding up bits of card with their favourite Gladiator names on them.

I watched and enjoyed it for what it is "a bit of fun thats not to be taken seriously"

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Re: Mark Clattenburg

Post by dougcollins » Sun Jan 14, 2024 12:37 pm

Yes, the good thing is I don't have to watch it, and I didn't.

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Re: Mark Clattenburg

Post by Murger » Sun Jan 14, 2024 12:41 pm

Gladiators was great telly back in the day.

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