Quotes that make you think

[alf_resco]

"It's not how you vote that matters; it's who does the counting." - Josef Stalin

"Don't keep looking back - that's not the way you're heading." - unattributed


"Whether you think you can, or whether you think you can't - you're probably right." - Henry Ford

[CaptJohn]

If you think that the bottom is falling out of your world drink real ale, you'll soon realise that it's the world falling out of your bottom! Unattributed.

Man who marry woman with small breasts will feel low down. Confuscious

[Im_not_Robbie_Blake]

“Do your little bit of good where you are; it’s those little bits of good put together that overwhelm the world.” ― Desmond Tutu

[TheFamilyCat]

If all men were to bring their miseries together in one place, most would be glad to take each, his own, home again, rather than take a portion out of the common stock.

Foreword by Duncan Goodhew.

[Rick_Muller]

“Life is about give and take, just think what a wonderful world it would be if everyone gave more than they took”

My dad

[bfcjg]

Man with hole in pocket feel cocky all day.
Confuscious

[IanMcL]

I told you I was ill.

Spike Milligan self penned Epitaph

[Anonymous Claret]

'Its easier to fool people than convince them that they have been fooled'

Mark Twain

[jtv]

Man with hole in pocket feel cocky all day.
Confuscious

But man with two holes in pocket does not feel too cocky

[FeedTheArf]

You can’t win an argument against stupid.

[sjb]

Bayern Munich?? You're having a laugh! Vincent Kompany.

[Big Vinny K]

“You can take a horse to water….
….but a pencil must be lead”
S.Laurel

[Claret Toni]

Women who seek to be equal with men lack ambition.

[Poulton-le-Claret]

All we have to decide is what to do with the time that is given to us

[Elbarad]

You can never have too many knives.

Logan Ninefingers

[Marney&Mee]

A rolling pea gathers no gravy…

[Mondsley]

Please don't tell my Mother I'm a politician. She thinks I play the piano in a whorehouse.

Samuel Langhorn Clemens aka Mark Twain.

[GordonvaleClaret]

Wish I didn't know now what I didn't know then - Bob Seger

[nonayclaret]

Beer - much more than just a breakfast drink (Homer) - simpson

[nonayclaret]

never argue with a fool as he is doing the same - unattributed

[nonayclaret]

You only live once, but, if you do it right...once is enough - Mae West

[Bigvince]

Sometimes the people no one imagines anything of,
do the things that no one can imagine.

[Stonehouse]

We’re going to be the team of the 70’s .Jimmy Adamson.

[claretskeith]

"It's better to look ahead and prepare than to look back and regret." - Jackie Joyner-Kersee

[CaptJohn]

He has Van Gogh's ear for music. Billy Wilder

I've had a perfectly wonderful evening but I'm afraid this wasn't it. Groucho Marx

He has all of the virtues I dislike and none of the vices I admire. Winston Churchill.

And one of my favourite exchanges in parliament: MP to Disraeli, "You will either die on the gallows or of some unspeakable disease!"
Disraeli to MP, "That sir, will depend upon whether I embrace your policies or your mistress!"

[yTib]

smoke me a kipper... i'll be back for breakfast.

[Swizzlestick]

“Chris, Chris, don't be a f***ing d***head, f***ing hell Chris” - Sean Mark Dyche

[Claret Till I Die]

"Don't wipe your arse on a broken bottle" - My dad

[eastanglianclaret]

“I shall pass through this world but once. Any good therefore that I can do, or any kindness that I can show to any human being, let me do it now. Let me not defer or neglect it, for I shall not pass this way again.” Etienne de Grellet

[Lip]

Start every day off with a smile and get it over with..

W.C.Fields.

[Lip]

A rich man is nothing but a poor man with money

W.C.Fields..

[Aclaret]

We didn't underestimate them, they were just a lot better than we thought they would be.
Bobby Robson.

[Pickles]

Bertie Bee said to Billy Shankly

[jos]

Those who cannot remember the past are condemned to repeat it - George Santayana.

[aggi]

“Not every quote you read on the Internet is true.” – Abraham Lincoln

[Terrier]

We had a good team on paper, unfortunately the game is played on grass.
Brian Clough

[Claretmisterg]

“I always wanted to be happy. So I decided to be.” Neil Baldwin

[Clarets4me]

“If we want things to stay as they are, things will have to change.” - Giuseppe Tomasi di Lampedusa, " The Leopard "

" The past is a foreign Country, they do things different there " - L.P. Hartley, " The Go-between "

" Everyone's got a plan .... until they get smacked in the mouth " - Mike Tyson

" You've only passed a test of basic competence, you're just starting to learn how to drive and remember the golden rule, assume everyone else on the road is a complete f*****g idiot ! " - My late Dad after I passed my test in July 1981.

[equinox]

– “Argentina won’t be at Euro 2000 because they’re from South America.”

– “Not many teams will come to Arsenal and get anything, home or away.”

– “I came to Nantes two years ago and it’s much the same today, except that it’s totally different.”

– “He can’t speak Turkey, but you can tell he’s delighted.”

– “There’ll be no siestas in Madrid tonight.”

– “England have the best fans in the world and Scotland’s fans are second-to-none.”

– “You’re not just getting international football, you’re getting world football.”

All Kevin Keegan.

[Elizabeth]

You can’t win an argument against stupid.

Never argue with a stupid person because from a distance no one knows who the stupid person is

[claretburns]

Locking your door only keeps out honest people.

[Devils_Advocate]

"One giant step for man, one small leap for mankind" - Louis Armstrong, 1968

[clarethomer]

Whether you can, or you can't - you're right.

You do not rise to the level of your goals, you fall to the level of your systems.

[yTib]

if at first you don't succeed...
pull your foreskin over your heed.

hitler 1945

[SSCLARET]

Confusious he say a bird in the hand means s**t on the wrist.

[jmu1]

Prejudice is the emotional commitment to ignorance- Rustein

[Darthlaw]

"Social media made y'all way too comfortable with disrespecting people and not getting punched in the face for it." -Mike Tyson

[martin_p]

"One giant step for man, one small leap for mankind" - Louis Armstrong, 1968

It was 1969 you lemon!

[Aclaret]

He who accepts evil without protesting against it is really cooperating with it.
Martin Luther King Jnr.

[equinox]

"One giant step for man, one small leap for mankind" - Louis Armstrong, 1968

Ex Southampton, bald guy?