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I like baked beans
Posted: Wed Dec 28, 2016 12:25 am
by Tuddybfc
Can there be any alternative to Heinz? Personally can't stomach supermarkets own, interested to here everyone's thoughts?
Re: I like baked beans
Posted: Wed Dec 28, 2016 12:26 am
by YerDaWithAPC
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Re: I like baked beans
Posted: Wed Dec 28, 2016 12:27 am
by SGr
Having worked as a stacker of beans at Tesco, I can personally recommend Branston
Re: I like baked beans
Posted: Wed Dec 28, 2016 12:28 am
by fidelcastro
School holidays isn't it, lads?
Re: I like baked beans
Posted: Wed Dec 28, 2016 12:30 am
by HiroshimaClaret
Living in Japan, Heinz Baked Beans have attained a Godlike status in my heart. My 2-year old son has also learned the ditty `Beans, beans...good for your heart. The more you eat, the more you fart.` Good times!!! Thank you Heinz
Re: I like baked beans
Posted: Wed Dec 28, 2016 12:31 am
by Tuddybfc
HiroshimaClaret wrote:Living in Japan, Heinz Baked Beans have attained a Godlike status in my heart. My 2-year old son has also learned the ditty `Beans, beans...good for your heart. The more you eat, the more you fart.` Good times!!! Thank you Heinz
Ahaha have you got any access to Heinz in Japan? Good to see a classic rhyme continuing!
Re: I like baked beans
Posted: Wed Dec 28, 2016 12:36 am
by SGr
fidelcastro wrote:School holidays isn't it, lads?
Excuse me this is not relevant to the post. Delete please. Unacceptable.
Re: I like baked beans
Posted: Wed Dec 28, 2016 12:42 am
by fatandgrumpy
Don't want to come across as confrontational BUT Branston beans are the nicer tasting beans IMHO.
Re: I like baked beans
Posted: Wed Dec 28, 2016 12:45 am
by Bin Ont Turf
Another vote for Branston's.
Now I'm going to shoot myself.
Re: I like baked beans
Posted: Wed Dec 28, 2016 12:45 am
by Tuddybfc
fatandgrumpy wrote:Don't want to come across as confrontational BUT Branston beans are the nicer tasting beans IMHO.
All entirely to our opinion but just don't think the classic Heinz can be defeated
Re: I like baked beans
Posted: Wed Dec 28, 2016 12:45 am
by HS98
KFC barbecue beans are pengtings, if uno, uno
Re: I like baked beans
Posted: Wed Dec 28, 2016 1:10 am
by HiroshimaClaret
Tuddybfc wrote:Ahaha have you got any access to Heinz in Japan? Good to see a classic rhyme continuing!
Yeah, there`s a COSTCO here and they`ve been selling the golden beans since June this year.
Re: I like baked beans
Posted: Wed Dec 28, 2016 8:39 am
by gawthorpe_view
Branston's.
Re: I like baked beans
Posted: Wed Dec 28, 2016 8:41 am
by JohnMac
Branston have taken over as my favourite since Heinz started thinning the sauce.
Similar to Heinz soup range, everything bar the classic Tomato has gone downhill.
Branston has to be helped out of the tin such is the quality.
Re: I like baked beans
Posted: Wed Dec 28, 2016 8:54 am
by bartons baggage
Tuddybfc wrote:Can there be any alternative to Heinz? Personally can't stomach supermarkets own, interested to here everyone's thoughts?
Own brand beans are fine if you add premium quality ketchup whilst you warm them,even brown sauce or mustard works a treat to.

Re: I like baked beans
Posted: Wed Dec 28, 2016 9:20 am
by minnieclaret
Beans are beans. Buy the cheapest and add ketchup. I have been a pauper.
Re: I like baked beans
Posted: Wed Dec 28, 2016 10:43 am
by bfcjg
Heinz and co have reduced sugar and salt hence the need to season. Tesco or Branston both fine.
I got a good recipe a few years ago which is open tin of beans start cooking in salted butter then turn heat up and add a small glass of a sour mash whiskey. Cook the alcohol out and serve. Delicious smokey taste to the beans. Yum.
Re: I like baked beans
Posted: Wed Dec 28, 2016 11:16 am
by IanMcL
Great shame that Heinz have f&ck&d up their brand of beans by wrecking the sauce that made them different. Shoot whoever did that....57 times.
Is it true that you have to be over farty four to know what a real baked bean tasted like?
Re: I like baked beans
Posted: Wed Dec 28, 2016 11:41 am
by LoveCurryPies
Any but Morrisons.
Re: I like baked beans
Posted: Wed Dec 28, 2016 5:17 pm
by Stalbansclaret
As has already been pointed out Branston's beans are by far the best now with Heinz having a watery sauce more akin to supermarket "own brand" efforts. Mind you I still prefer Heinz's unique version of the sausage, as in those strange aerated delicacies mixed in with their beans in their tins of beans with sausages.
Re: I like baked beans
Posted: Wed Dec 28, 2016 5:52 pm
by HollandsPies
Branston every time, however Heinz do come with a ring pull, Branston do not.
Top tip: add a knob of butter to your (Branston) beans. It takes them to the next level.
Re: I like baked beans
Posted: Wed Dec 28, 2016 6:06 pm
by Firthy
Heinz are the pits. HP and Crosse & Blackwell were both better.
Branston are definitely the top brand now.
Re: I like baked beans
Posted: Wed Dec 28, 2016 6:34 pm
by USC
How many people mod their beans?
I usually fry a small onion up with cumin, coriander and chilli powder, add the beans then slap them on nice thick sliced white toast!
Re: I like baked beans
Posted: Wed Dec 28, 2016 9:57 pm
by JohnMac
Put them in the frying pan after the bacon is done.
I know, not very healthy (more like not very fashionable) to be frying bacon but it's bacon, yes, bacon!
Re: I like baked beans
Posted: Wed Dec 28, 2016 10:04 pm
by chorleyhere
Nothing wrong with Morrisons thank you - it's all down to individual taste
Re: I like baked beans
Posted: Wed Dec 28, 2016 10:13 pm
by BFCmaj
I remember Tesco Value beans at 3p a tin during the baked beans price war in the mid 90s. Great for students like myself back then!
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Re: I like baked beans
Posted: Wed Dec 28, 2016 10:26 pm
by IanMcL
Yes those giveaway beans wrecked the top brands for years.
Re: I like baked beans
Posted: Thu Dec 29, 2016 5:02 pm
by CrispyClaret
Another vote for Branston, also prefer their beans with sausages, plus the beans with chorizo are pretty tasty as well
Re: I like baked beans
Posted: Thu Dec 29, 2016 5:06 pm
by IndigoLake
This thread inspired me to opt for Branston rather than Heinz today. I will post my conclusions in the coming days.
Re: I like baked beans
Posted: Thu Jan 04, 2018 5:39 am
by JPS71
Corale baked beans are a far better bean than Heinz
Heinz are now a pale imitation of what they used to be the same with their soups tasteless.
Re: I like baked beans
Posted: Thu Jan 04, 2018 6:25 am
by CharlieinNewMexico
just bought some Branston's off Amazon US because of you lot. $5 each better be good!
Re: I like baked beans
Posted: Thu Jan 04, 2018 8:43 am
by Stalbansclaret
They will be worth it.Branstons are, without doubt, top baked bean now.
Re: I like baked beans
Posted: Thu Jan 04, 2018 8:51 am
by Firthy
Wow how to resurrect a two year old thread. You won't be disappointed, Branston are the SD of the bean world. Tastier than the tastiest beans in Tasteville

Re: I like baked beans
Posted: Thu Jan 04, 2018 9:05 am
by 4:20
Its easy to get Heinz in France, a little pricey so I very rarely get them. The local efforts are absolutely abysmal though, big fat beans that are an arse to cook accompanied by watery tomato sauce. Carrefour Haricots blancs Witte bonen, 530g, 1 euro 20 something, absolute last resort for a beans on toast craving. I can just about do them with a bit of Worcester Sauce mixed in... but blinking heck they're crap. They also make me fart like a Greek god.
Re: I like baked beans
Posted: Thu Jan 04, 2018 9:30 am
by Sutton-Claret
Re: I like baked beans
Posted: Thu Jan 04, 2018 9:41 am
by SalisburyClaret
Fortnum and Mason's - obviously
Re: I like baked beans
Posted: Thu Jan 04, 2018 10:16 am
by HiroshimaClaret
This half-baked idea that Heinz isn`t tasty just doesn`t cut it. It has bean the market leader for decades!
Re: I like baked beans
Posted: Thu Jan 04, 2018 11:28 am
by cricketfieldclarets
Branstons.
Knob of best butter.
Plenty of white pepper.
Mix it up.
Perfect.
Heinz are awful these days.
Re: I like baked beans
Posted: Thu Jan 04, 2018 11:33 am
by happyclaret17
Worcester sauce livens up any beans...failing that a dash of brown sauce....hmmmm.
Re: I like baked beans
Posted: Thu Jan 04, 2018 11:55 am
by harpers_perm
My mate is the quality control manager for Baked Beans at Heinz in Wigan. I didn’t know that the the chimneys with the 57 on are actually the ovens where the beans are cooked.
Apparently they put all the ingredients in the tin on a conveyer then it takes an hour for each tin to go up and down the chimney at a specific temperature before being labelled. If the temperature is wrong he’s been known to dump 50 tons of the stuff!
Not the most exciting conversation I’ve had with him, the discussion about the plump breasted Albanian prostitute riding a unicycle down a cobbled street was far better.
Re: I like baked beans
Posted: Thu Jan 04, 2018 12:15 pm
by FactualFrank
I like turtles.
Re: I like baked beans
Posted: Thu Jan 04, 2018 12:25 pm
by brigante
Cook with a bit of curry powder. Serve with white rice. Win Come Dine with Me.
Re: I like baked beans
Posted: Thu Jan 04, 2018 12:48 pm
by THEWELLERNUT70
JPS71 wrote:Corale baked beans are a far better bean than Heinz
Heinz are now a pale imitation of what they used to be the same with their soups tasteless.
Very good beans. I've just had a tin full on toast with a poached egg for me dinner
Re: I like baked beans
Posted: Thu Jan 04, 2018 12:52 pm
by bfcjg
Tesco's beans are very good, but as with most beans you have to season them due to the health fascists taking salt and sugar out of them. A guy I work with warms butter in a frying pan, adds the beans then a couple of cap fulls of whisky, turn the heat up burn of the alcohol and the beans really do taste amazing.
Re: I like baked beans
Posted: Thu Jan 04, 2018 1:30 pm
by smudge
chorleyhere wrote:Nothing wrong with Morrisons thank you - it's all down to individual taste
Another vote for morrisons think they're great.
Re: I like baked beans
Posted: Tue Jan 23, 2018 8:25 pm
by CharlieinNewMexico
CharlieinNewMexico wrote:just bought some Branston's off Amazon US because of you lot. $5 each better be good!
Thanks for this thread.
Got 4 tins of Branston's for $10. Gone already.
Yum!
Re: I like baked beans
Posted: Tue Jan 23, 2018 8:28 pm
by PaintYorkClaretnBlue
Branstons, too much liquid in Heinz!
Re: I like baked beans
Posted: Tue Jan 23, 2018 9:22 pm
by IanMcL
I was a devoted Heinz Beans man. Tins filled to the brim and good sauce. Now they are filled with a loose juice, which does not bind and the top 3/4 inch is just the juice.
I tried Branston at 3 for a pound. Filled to the brim with beans and a proper binding sauce. Superb.
Re: I like baked beans
Posted: Tue Jan 23, 2018 9:27 pm
by Bertiebeehead
Tried Branston, too sweet for me.
Re: I like baked beans
Posted: Tue Jan 23, 2018 9:33 pm
by Sutton-Claret
Still haven't tried the Branstons - thanks for the reminder
ps - V happy SD has signed a new contract