• Asteroid To Destroy Earth Next Month

Posted: **Thu Jan 26, 2017 8:05 pm**

Half mile wide asteroid been tracked by NASA and they say it'll miss us by 32 million miles.
However a Russian astronomer called Dr. Dyomin Zakharovich says they're lying
And it's on course for us and we're screwed.

So cancel the milk.

Posted: **Thu Jan 26, 2017 8:06 pm**

NASA or one guy. Hmm

Posted: **Thu Jan 26, 2017 8:11 pm**

I've just quit my job.

Posted: **Thu Jan 26, 2017 8:11 pm**

No need to sweat over whether we sign Brady or not then.

Posted: **Thu Jan 26, 2017 8:11 pm**

Just our luck....we'll get to 38 points, and then life on earth will be obliterated...typical.

Posted: **Thu Jan 26, 2017 8:12 pm**

I might have a fag.

Posted: **Thu Jan 26, 2017 8:12 pm**

Won't bother renewing for season then.

Posted: **Thu Jan 26, 2017 8:12 pm**

32 million miles. As close as a Dean Marney long shot.

Posted: **Thu Jan 26, 2017 8:13 pm**

Just got 10/1 on SkyBet for this to happen, put a cheeky £20 on.

Posted: **Thu Jan 26, 2017 8:14 pm**

Just when I was about to start walking football ! Not worth it now.

Posted: **Thu Jan 26, 2017 8:15 pm**

typical sign brady ..look like staying up and pfff all gone in a blink

Posted: **Thu Jan 26, 2017 8:17 pm**

Rileybobs wrote:Just got 10/1 on SkyBet for this to happen, put a cheeky £20 on.

Ha ha, how thick are you.

If we all blow up, how you going to collect your winnings??

Bookies love gamblers like you!!!

Posted: **Thu Jan 26, 2017 8:19 pm**

Can we not fire that 'dustification' ray gun type thingy at it, and erm, dustify it. You know, the one some tin foil head was banging on about on the recent twin towers conspiracy thread.

Posted: **Thu Jan 26, 2017 8:20 pm**

Jeez Macca, I heard the whoooosh from here!

Posted: **Thu Jan 26, 2017 8:22 pm**

Not around for 4 months so doubt it.

If that was the case, how much have you put on?

Posted: **Thu Jan 26, 2017 8:24 pm**

About as much chance of it hitting earth as there is of BFC spending £20.0m plus on a couple of players.

Posted: **Thu Jan 26, 2017 8:27 pm**

Half a mile? I've sh!t bigger!

Posted: **Thu Jan 26, 2017 8:30 pm**

This might count as a Burnley or Middlesbrough long ball :p

Posted: **Thu Jan 26, 2017 8:39 pm**

Reckon anything half a mile wide will only make a small dent.

Probably enough to obliterate somewhere like Blackburn, Middlesbrough or arsene wingers house.

Now there's a real bet. Like to see him get his handbag out and push that one away

Posted: **Thu Jan 26, 2017 8:43 pm**

This better be true. I quit my job and went round to the wife's sister's house and...

Posted: **Thu Jan 26, 2017 8:44 pm**

"Probably enough to obliterate somewhere like Blackburn, Middlesbrough or arsene wingers house."

He will claim that he didn't see it anyway.

Posted: **Thu Jan 26, 2017 8:46 pm**

Armageddon out of here. Send for Bruce Willis.

Posted: **Thu Jan 26, 2017 8:47 pm**

SCAREMONGERING! STOP TALKING BRITAIN DOWN!

Posted: **Thu Jan 26, 2017 8:59 pm**

Don't worry Keane will head it away.

Posted: **Thu Jan 26, 2017 9:51 pm**

'NASA or one guy. Hmm'

I'd take a Russian astronomer over NASA.

Posted: **Thu Jan 26, 2017 9:57 pm**

Its a pretty shitty state of affairs when a massive rock hitting the earth will probably actually improves things

Posted: **Thu Jan 26, 2017 10:00 pm**

Stick Donald trump under it, his hair will provide it a soft landing spot.

Posted: **Thu Jan 26, 2017 10:00 pm**

Just paid off my bloody mortgage, typical.

Posted: **Thu Jan 26, 2017 10:03 pm**

Well, this could add a whole new dimension to Spot The Ball.

Posted: **Thu Jan 26, 2017 10:13 pm**

The four horsemen are starting to saddle up!

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-38760792" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;

Posted: **Thu Jan 26, 2017 10:20 pm**

minnieclaret wrote:Armageddon out of here. Send for Bruce Willis.

Stop worrying and speculating about whether some asteroid is going to kill us all. This will tell you the day on which you're going to die - exactly! Apparently I'm going to die on December 3rd 2057 - well chuffed about that. Forty years left.

http://deathclock.com/" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;

Posted: **Thu Jan 26, 2017 10:29 pm**

CnBtruntru wrote:Just paid off my bloody mortgage, typical.

I've got 15 years left on mine. Up yours Skipton building society. You'll never see that now!

Posted: **Thu Jan 26, 2017 10:29 pm**

Man of Kent wrote:Stop worrying and speculating about whether some asteroid is going to kill us all. This will tell you the day on which you're going to die - exactly! Apparently I'm going to die on December 3rd 2057 - well chuffed about that. Forty years left.

http://deathclock.com/" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;

What you now 84?

P.S. Just checked mine and I'm ******. There's an asteroid gonna hit the Earth next month and the clock has stopped

Posted: **Thu Jan 26, 2017 10:38 pm**

Good it will stop all this brexit nonesence

Posted: **Thu Jan 26, 2017 10:42 pm**

Which day did they say it'll hit cos if its a Friday I'll be well p*****d off. Can't they postpone till a monday

Posted: **Thu Jan 26, 2017 10:43 pm**

Hold on..... did you say a Russian !!!!!!! well then its more likely to be BS then - or on steroids.

Posted: **Thu Jan 26, 2017 10:44 pm**

And it'll stop all those greenies droning on about how we're destroying the planet

Posted: **Thu Jan 26, 2017 10:45 pm**

Man of Kent wrote:Stop worrying and speculating about whether some asteroid is going to kill us all. This will tell you the day on which you're going to die - exactly! Apparently I'm going to die on December 3rd 2057 - well chuffed about that. Forty years left.

http://deathclock.com/" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;

That's upset me. I'll live to 90 but Mrs Minnie has less than a year.

Posted: **Thu Jan 26, 2017 11:07 pm**

Can we speak to Clark Kent and get it put back a few weeks? I've got a holiday planned for next month !

Posted: **Thu Jan 26, 2017 11:21 pm**

I'm going to die in March 2023. I'll be 51. What a load of balls........ hopefully

Posted: **Thu Jan 26, 2017 11:24 pm**

Sutton-Claret wrote:I'm going to die in March 2023. I'll be 51. What a load of balls........ hopefully

That'll teach you for clicking onto a Bullsh*t site! You'll not be able to enjoy New Year's Eve 2023 now

Posted: **Thu Jan 26, 2017 11:25 pm**

That's OK. As long as it lands on Deadwood Park.

Posted: **Thu Jan 26, 2017 11:26 pm**

Just the sort of pace we're looking for.

Does it like omlettes?

Posted: **Thu Jan 26, 2017 11:31 pm**

RalphCoatesComb wrote:That'll teach you for clicking onto a Bullsh*t site! You'll not be able to enjoy New Year's Eve 2023 now

No worries now. I massaged some of my answers and I've now got till August 2065. Which will make me 92. Not bad for a fat bloke.

Posted: **Thu Jan 26, 2017 11:39 pm**

Don't worry, it'll f*ck off back to outer space when Nasa sends Sean up in a rocket to face it down.

Posted: **Thu Jan 26, 2017 11:47 pm**

Who's bigger, Sutton? You or the asteroid? (I almost spelt it arseteroid. Well, better than hemeroid.)

Posted: **Thu Jan 26, 2017 11:58 pm**

I'm already dead, according to that. I died in 1996.

Posted: **Fri Jan 27, 2017 12:04 am**

Pstotto wrote:I'm already dead, according to that. I died in 1996.

F

Posted: **Fri Jan 27, 2017 12:09 am**

[quote="yorkyclaret"]Don't worry Keane will head it away.[/quote

after Ben Mee has blocked it on the line - with his face...

UTC

Posted: **Fri Jan 27, 2017 12:10 am**

Yes, IT?

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