Allegedly, turned up late for training and appeared to do what HE wanted.

Would he have got into a Sean Dyche team?

Nutted him

Backhander.

Bitch slapped him

Some players seem to believe that they have a right to be on the teamsheet without putting in the effort. Can't see that happening with SD at the helm. As stated on a thread from a couple of weeks ago... "Wimps need not apply" !

Sounds like our leader is a bit like Trump.

ablueclaret wrote:Sounds like our leader is a bit like Trump.

OK... you tell him that to his face

Straight out the door.......Without opening it.

Given him a pile of shirts and the instruction to go mow the long grass by swirling those around

With him being right footed he'd have played him on the left wing.

SD would never have bought a player like that, of course.

When I did a ground tour, in the physio's office the whiteboard had a list of fines for turning up late and Bikey had a stack of them going into thousands.

Funnily enough, the main thing I remember about Bikey is the "mad do"
he had on the Turf playing for Reading in the first leg of the play off semi.
Stamped on Robbie Blake and ripped his shirt off , got sent off.

Well funny.

Either a rock bottom.

Or a spinebuster followed by the people's elbow.

He would've given him the Dyche stare and then dared him to try his luck.

Or just sold him

Would have been right on him from the start.

Jambounchained wrote:Either a rock bottom.

Or a spinebuster followed by the people's elbow.

If you smell what the Dyche is cooking.

Omelette.

It was Omelette.

Bikey would have sat in his car and wept

Jambounchained wrote:Either a rock bottom.

Or a spinebuster followed by the people's elbow.

Surely he would've used his proper finisher?

He wouldn't have lasted that long.(Maybe best 2 out of 3 falls.)

Firstly he would never have signed him and had he inherited him I don't think he would have lasted long.

I shudder at his last appearance for Burnley in the FA Cup at Norwich back in 2012 - the big surprise was that he actually stayed on the pitch for 75 minutes. He was capable of an outstanding performance but far too often he was anything but that.

I think SD would have literally stuck Andre's head up his arse.

Choice of two arses. Which one would the most effect?

Football is full of players that managers think they can get the best out of but very rarely do.

Adebayor was getting paid by three different clubs at one time who all thought they could sort him out.

Chobulous wrote:Choice of two arses. Which one would the most effect?

Just realised, I've got my stories of black french speaking defenders mixed up. Was it Arthur Gnohere who told Stan that he'd played badly because his head was up his arse? It's a French expression. Bikey could have used it on numerous occasions.

Autobahn wrote:Surely he would've used his proper finisher?

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Is that Bikey T!?

Arthur Gnohere!!!! Where is he now?