Taken from our amazing defeat to Lincoln, we have FIVE images !

Image 1





Image 2





Image 3





Image 4





Image 5





Usual rules apply. ALL images have been "doctored" to remove the ball and prevent you from finding it !

Be careful... some are "diabolical" !!!

5 Direct Hits will see you zoom up the leagues !!!

Results sometime Saturday afternoon, probably after the win at Hull

F3
G10
F14
F16
K6
K9

That was easy. 6 direct hits should see me top now

Any photos of us attacking and the ball could be anywhere...

Images now uploaded !

ami missing something? there's no grid for some of them?

Wile E Coyote wrote:ami missing something? there's no grid for some of them?

Just testing !!!

Flamin ' eck. I can see 5 but Firthy has given 6 answers.

Too much Chateau du Shite for me, will have another look in the morning.....

Spot the Dog

All the way from Goa...
F7
E8
E5
H17
G10

E I e I e I o, up the spot the ball league we goa....

I'll get me sunhat...

HatfieldClaret wrote:Flamin ' eck. I can see 5 but Firthy has given 6 answers.

Too much Chateau du Shite for me, will have another look in the morning.....

Firthy was referring to an earlier image (now removed) that I called the most exciting bit of the Match

D6
C7
D7
C14
D12

E6
C14
E1
E15
G8

C5
D12
E4
F15
F9

f-7
e-8
e-4
f-16
e-9

F6
D7
E3
E16
D8

H9
C10
E4
E16
D5

E9
C5
C1
H12
C12

G8
D4
G1
G16
G11

Can't get a full house of G squares as I can't see how it could possibly be in one for image 2.

leedsdave wrote:G8
D4
G1
G16
G11

Can't get a full house of G squares as I can't see how it could possibly be in one for image 2.

Makes you think you don't know what to think, when you think about it

F11
E10
E6
E16
F11

spadesclaret wrote:F11
E10
E6
E16
F11

How's ya boiler Spades?

G9
F8
E5
D16
F10


I'm not really sure where the ball is in the last pic but I think the lady on the front row (E9) may have an idea thanks to her friend

E6
D5
E2
F15
E12

Hope this isnt a trick week and the answer is up the fat forwards shirt for each one

wilks_bfc wrote:G9
F8
E5
D16
F10


I'm not really sure where the ball is in the last pic but I think the lady on the front row (E9) may have an idea thanks to her friend

I am totally shocked there Wilks !

claretdom wrote:E6
D5
E2
F15
E12

Hope this isnt a trick week and the answer is up the fat forwards shirt for each one

E6
B8
D5
F16
F10

E3
D9
D4
F15
F11

5 ?????
This might not be a trick,but a conspiracy against Buxton and myself in the hope that we will suffer from late season fatigue due to our exertions in the cup.

Dazzler wrote:5 ?????
This might not be a trick,but a conspiracy against Buxton and myself in the hope that we will suffer from late season fatigue due to our exertions in the cup.

Spot did say that you'd think just that !

It's a level playing field, just like last Saturday... 11 v 11

Unfortunately, the ref had a poor first half and JB felt the need to take things into his own hands in the second half. Just look carefully at the third image. (Actually, you don't have to look THAT carefully). Michael Keane is having his shirt ripped off his back. It happened the whole game. As for the fat guy's forearm smash into JB's neck... that was a straight red all day long !

E3
D10
D5
F16
e11

RalphCoatesComb wrote:How's ya boiler Spades?

What a nightmare. New boiler installed last week. So far seems to be working efficiently. Spot the dog would feel very cosy. Insurance to cover cost of three new carpets. These were laid yesterday. Now the house is full of carpet dust and fluff. It'll take from now till Easter to get all the furniture back in position, all the books back in the book cases, all the ornaments washed and back in their rightful place, all the crockery back in the cupboards etc. Is Spot good at domestic chores? May I borrow him?

The three rooms that were affected all need decorating. I can't bear to think about it.

On top of all that I am expected to concentrate on your pesky competition. Ever since that dratted Redbeard cast doubts on my integrity my judgement has gone downhill. I'm dropping down the league like a stone.

It was nice of you to ask

spadesclaret wrote:
It was nice of you to ask

I'm beginning to think it was a mistake to ask

Spot doesn't do chores... he takes after me for that !

And, carpet fluff?! He'd be sneezing all the way the the vets !

"Pesky competition" indeed ! You were right Admiral

E9
D9
E1
E15
C9

F4
E8
D5
E16
G10

F6
E9
E4
D16
F10

F6
E8
E5
E15
G9

E.9
C.7
D.5
D.13
F.11

G8
C8
E4
D16
F10

F7
E8
E5
F15
D11

E9
A8
E4
E16
F11

F 6
C 9
E 4
F 16
F 10

I must try and get back into STB, I'm plummeting down the leagues- to think I was once fifth in the First Division!

D8
D3
G5
G16
E10

F9
C9
D5
F15
F10

Dazzlers right. (Though he's had a lot more bookings than me ) Have to put a few reserves in for this one.
Been a long season.

1 F7
2 D8
3 C7
4 A16
5 C9

Wexford_Claret wrote:I must try and get back into STB, I'm plummeting down the leagues- to think I was once fifth in the First Division!

It's certainly been a while Wexford ! Were you one of the post-Shadowgate crowd? Remind me... did you do the piece regarding "Chicken wire over the TV screen" Tried to find it but failed.... it made me roar with laughter and Spot nearly p!ssed himself

Buxtonclaret wrote:Dazzlers right. (Though he's had a lot more bookings than me ) Have to put a few reserves in for this one.
Been a long season.

Season's coming to an end soon. Big question is... can the reserves hack it?! Sean Dyche certainly got a shock last Saturday by fielding some reserves

RalphCoatesComb wrote:It's certainly been a while Wexford ! Were you one of the post-Shadowgate crowd? Remind me... did you do the piece regarding "Chicken wire over the TV screen" Tried to find it but failed.... it made me roar with laughter and Spot nearly p!ssed himself

I was certainly one of the old regulars, but unfortunately cannot take credit for that brilliant comedy moment. I can't remember who was responsible for it, but it's up there with some of my favourite ever UTC posts!

E4
C8
B6
E14
F12

Wexford_Claret wrote:I was certainly one of the old regulars, but unfortunately cannot take credit for that brilliant comedy moment. I can't remember who was responsible for it, but it's up there with some of my favourite ever UTC posts!

Apologies Wexford, and TheFamilyCat, who posted this...

With the smell of cup glory in my nostrils, I realised the only option was to buy the DVD of the Swansea game, wait for Sam's headed chance, pause the player, put some chicken wire over the screen and hey presto - spot the goal immortality beckons.

I say through the game once but didn't see Sam's chance. Confused, I replayed the full game assuming I must have nodded off; but no, once more there was no footage of this.

I could only draw the conclusion that somehow this must have been cut from what was sold as a full match DVD.

After writing to Watchdog regarding the blatant breach of Trading Standards legislation, I returned to and studied the image, focussing on the keeper to see if there was anything in his body language which may give a clue to the direction of the ball. Alas, his posture gave nothing away but what about his eyes?

I zoomed in on the keeper, looking at his face in detail for the first time and noticed something that didn't quite register at first. His face, his face.... that's Gomez! The Watford keeper! Oh hell's bloody bells.

I raced to the postbox to try to fish out the erroneous letter to Watchdog but after no luck, waited for the postie to collect so I could plead with him to return the letter to me.

I now had too little time to complete the 120-mile round trip to Burnley to exchange the DVD so have no choice but to rely on guesswork and the hope that my opponent fails to turn up.

One of the funniest posts on this site.... ever !

G9
C8
C4
C16
D11