• cressida dick

Posted: **Wed Feb 22, 2017 6:02 pm**

Oh dear.......

Posted: **Wed Feb 22, 2017 6:15 pm**

Why Oh dear - top copper - knew her well when I worked for Oxford police in the 90s

Posted: **Wed Feb 22, 2017 6:18 pm**

Did she do well when in charge of the shooting of the brazilian De menz?

Posted: **Wed Feb 22, 2017 6:19 pm**

claretjohn33505 wrote:Did she do well when in charge of the shooting of the brazilian De menz?

Nope......

Posted: **Wed Feb 22, 2017 6:31 pm**

No. I don't thinck so either.

Posted: **Wed Feb 22, 2017 6:32 pm**

"Cressida Dick: Head of the Met Police".

Brilliant.

Posted: **Wed Feb 22, 2017 6:39 pm**

Gone are the days where promotion to these jobs was earned on merit!

Posted: **Wed Feb 22, 2017 6:49 pm**

Wasn't a previous met commissioner called Condom or something like? I may have dreamt that

Posted: **Wed Feb 22, 2017 6:52 pm**

Think he was called Paul Condon.

Posted: **Wed Feb 22, 2017 6:53 pm**

Bet he was known to the bobbies as condom though

Posted: **Wed Feb 22, 2017 7:00 pm**

RoystonVasey wrote:Think he was called Paul Condon.

don't be so protective Royston!

Posted: **Wed Feb 22, 2017 7:04 pm**

john'sroseyspecs wrote:Bet he was known to the bobbies as condom though

Haven't done this for a while:

Childish.

Posted: **Wed Feb 22, 2017 7:05 pm**

I believe she was cleared in the shooting inquiry. Wasn't it an army surveillance team that gave the nod on JCDM ?

Very highly respected by those in the know. Been working for the "Foreign Office" since she left the police.

Lots of diversity boxes ticked too.....well 2 anyway.

Can't be much worse than her predecessors.

Posted: **Wed Feb 22, 2017 7:12 pm**

Sounds like a manhood disease

"I knew that I shouldn't have trapped off with that lass from Shadsworth she's given me a dose of Cressida D!ck"

Posted: **Wed Feb 22, 2017 7:16 pm**

Cleared and promoted...7 bullets in an innocent guys head on her watch. No one brought to account

Posted: **Wed Feb 22, 2017 7:23 pm**

Diesel wrote:Haven't done this for a while:

Childish.

Guilty as charged. We all have an inner child though, don't we?

Posted: **Wed Feb 22, 2017 7:26 pm**

john'sroseyspecs wrote:Guilty as charged. We all have an inner child though, don't we?

Not me, furry muff though.

Posted: **Wed Feb 22, 2017 8:44 pm**

Well respected by cops on the ground in the met I believe. She's not scared to actually make a decision and stand by it no matter the outcome. Doesn't pass the blame down hill.

Posted: **Wed Feb 22, 2017 8:49 pm**

PaintYorkClaretnBlue wrote:Well respected by cops on the ground in the met I believe. She's not scared to actually make a decision and stand by it no matter the outcome. Doesn't pass the blame down hill.

The ladies not for turning springs to mind. Though sureley there was some blame down the hill......

Posted: **Wed Feb 22, 2017 9:02 pm**

I don't know the full details tbh, that's just what I'm told.

Posted: **Wed Feb 22, 2017 9:28 pm**

Cressida dick

I'd get yaself to the doctors with that

Posted: **Wed Feb 22, 2017 11:20 pm**

Lets hope she does not make a cock up of it

Posted: **Wed Feb 22, 2017 11:36 pm**

Wokingclaret wrote:Lets hope she does not make a cock up of it

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-IMudn717oY" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;

Posted: **Thu Feb 23, 2017 12:08 am**

Common Purpose

Posted: **Thu Feb 23, 2017 12:25 am**

I had never heard of her before seeing the news tonight. Initially heard her name as Caress a Dick!

There was also reference to a doctor, on the TV tonight, who found the solution / cure to jaundice, a Dr. Dick Creamer. I so hope his wife was called Fanny.

Very childish I know, but it made me laugh.

Posted: **Thu Feb 23, 2017 9:01 am**

john'sroseyspecs wrote:Bet he was known to the bobbies as condom though

Just as she will be known as Sux.

Posted: **Thu Feb 23, 2017 9:34 am**

claretblue wrote:don't be so protective Royston!

Its all right, he can take a bit of ribbing!

Posted: **Thu Feb 23, 2017 2:52 pm**

The chairman of the FA in the 1980s was called Dick Wragg - a name which always put me in mind of wiping my todger on the curtains after a bit of coitus.

Posted: **Thu Feb 23, 2017 3:12 pm**

I'd forgotten about Dick Wragg

Posted: **Thu Feb 23, 2017 3:33 pm**

For rude names surely the German or swiss maybe? skier Fanny Chmelar

takes the biscuit when it comes to smut corner

Posted: **Thu Feb 23, 2017 3:38 pm**

Or the German who scored against England as the commentator just used his surname saying "Kuntz"

Posted: **Thu Feb 23, 2017 3:43 pm**

I remember that skier's name cropping up in a question on The Chase. Bradley Walsh just couldn't compose himself.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jl1Zfz-Widc" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;

Posted: **Thu Feb 23, 2017 4:58 pm**

I'm reading a book called Untouchables about corruption at the Met. If half of it is true she will have her work cut out.

There was a Millwall player called Oscar Arce.

Posted: **Thu Feb 23, 2017 5:40 pm**

claretdom wrote:Or the German who scored against England as the commentator just used his surname saying "Kuntz"

Another Motson one that I think.

Posted: **Thu Feb 23, 2017 5:48 pm**

WBA had a player called Berndt Haas.

And a long time ago, the Villa had a midfield of Jimmy Brown, Oscar Arce and Barry Hole.

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