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A Religious Line Up
Posted: Fri Mar 17, 2017 11:14 pm
by tybfc
At a game this season we had a Pope on our bench whilst the opposition had Jesus on theirs.
That must be pretty rare.
Now we have Moses scoring goals and tonight Abraham joins the club.
Can we fill a team full of bible named players?
Re: A Religious Line Up
Posted: Fri Mar 17, 2017 11:18 pm
by bedfords
Deluded plays central midfield.
Re: A Religious Line Up
Posted: Fri Mar 17, 2017 11:21 pm
by BFCmaj
Judas as the gaffer surely.
Re: A Religious Line Up
Posted: Fri Mar 17, 2017 11:25 pm
by Imploding Turtle
Robbie Blake up front.
Re: A Religious Line Up
Posted: Fri Mar 17, 2017 11:28 pm
by bfccrazy
Baptiste
Jesus Navas
Bongo Christ
Re: A Religious Line Up
Posted: Fri Mar 17, 2017 11:39 pm
by cricketfieldclarets
CHRISTIAN Eriksen
MOHAMMED Salah
JEWlian Dicks
Re: A Religious Line Up
Posted: Fri Mar 17, 2017 11:42 pm
by claptrappers_union
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3 Joe JACOB
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7 JOESEPH Barton
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Re: A Religious Line Up
Posted: Fri Mar 17, 2017 11:43 pm
by cricketfieldclarets
EDEN Hazard
ADAM Bogdan
Re: A Religious Line Up
Posted: Sat Mar 18, 2017 12:20 am
by bfccrazy
Islam Slimani another obvious one.
Re: A Religious Line Up
Posted: Sat Mar 18, 2017 12:29 am
by Claretmatt4
Robert Koran
Re: A Religious Line Up
Posted: Sat Mar 18, 2017 12:33 am
by Imploding Turtle
bfccrazy wrote:Islam Slimani another obvious one.
What has the name
Slimani got to do with religion?
Re: A Religious Line Up
Posted: Sat Mar 18, 2017 12:34 am
by Alanstevensonsgloves
Allah Stevenson in goals.
Re: A Religious Line Up
Posted: Sat Mar 18, 2017 12:35 am
by secessionman
Simon Church
Re: A Religious Line Up
Posted: Sat Mar 18, 2017 12:36 am
by secessionman
Mark Pugh
Re: A Religious Line Up
Posted: Sat Mar 18, 2017 12:41 am
by secessionman
Dennis Herod
Re: A Religious Line Up
Posted: Sat Mar 18, 2017 12:46 am
by Alanstevensonsgloves
Leon Cort as the nativity donkey
Re: A Religious Line Up
Posted: Sat Mar 18, 2017 12:54 am
by cricketfieldclarets
Re: A Religious Line Up
Posted: Sat Mar 18, 2017 12:56 am
by Cirrus_Minor
Gary Monk trying to get rid of a bad habit
Re: A Religious Line Up
Posted: Sat Mar 18, 2017 1:55 am
by Suratclaret
Ian Bishop
Re: A Religious Line Up
Posted: Sat Mar 18, 2017 2:04 am
by Zom Zom
Owen Archdeacon and Charlie Bishop both played for Barnsley. Chris Priest (Bury and Chester I think).
Then of course, there is any winger who can put in a good cross..
And David Icke, former goalie turned religious nutcase. "In the name of the Father, and of the Son, and of the Goalie Post"
Re: A Religious Line Up
Posted: Sat Mar 18, 2017 2:05 am
by Zom Zom
Oh, and Peter Divine-intervention
Re: A Religious Line Up
Posted: Sat Mar 18, 2017 7:12 am
by TheFamilyCat
This is like Beeholeclaret's puntastic Monday Night Quiz from years gone by.
Steve Vickers
Johnny Met God
"They think it's all Jehovah.... It is now"
Re: A Religious Line Up
Posted: Sat Mar 18, 2017 7:13 am
by uwe
David Cross.
He's nailed on for the centre-forward slot.
Re: A Religious Line Up
Posted: Sat Mar 18, 2017 7:19 am
by taio
Gabriel Heinze
Re: A Religious Line Up
Posted: Sat Mar 18, 2017 7:57 am
by The Enclosure
Jimmy Adam son
Ps or Adam Blacklaw
Re: A Religious Line Up
Posted: Sat Mar 18, 2017 8:37 am
by summitclaret
Fonte
Re: A Religious Line Up
Posted: Sat Mar 18, 2017 9:23 am
by morpheus2
1: Sectarian Slaughter
2: Medieval Crusades
3: Spanish Inquisition
4: Beslan Massacre
5: Assyrian genocide
6: Armenian Genocide
7: Dafur Genocide
8: Religious Zionism (new signing from Blue Lab's team)
9: Islamic Jihad (top scorer)
10: So-called IslamicState
11: B Headings
There must be some non-Abrahamic faith subs, just to be more inclusive - but I'm not sure how many of their atrocities can be justified in their scriptures..
Re: A Religious Line Up
Posted: Sat Mar 18, 2017 9:29 am
by HatfieldClaret
with an unnamed sub being a kangaroo trialist...
ALLAHdyce would have to feature somewhere, after Judas did a runner.
Re: A Religious Line Up
Posted: Sat Mar 18, 2017 2:04 pm
by Archie Claret
Will they play their home games at Vicarage Road?
Re: A Religious Line Up
Posted: Sat Mar 18, 2017 2:08 pm
by HatfieldClaret
Or the Emirates, that's like sitting in a church at 3am.
1st away game at Spartak Mosqueow....
