Caption Photo
Posted: Tue Mar 21, 2017 7:10 pm
No prizes, just for lols.
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Caption Photo
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Re: Caption Photo
Posted: Tue Mar 21, 2017 7:15 pm
Canal's thawed out at last then.
Re: Caption Photo
Posted: Tue Mar 21, 2017 7:17 pm
That's not what I meant when I asked her to dip her headlights ?
Re: Caption Photo
Posted: Tue Mar 21, 2017 7:20 pm
Great start 
'I put the ticket on the last one...'
'I put the ticket on the last one...'
Re: Caption Photo
Posted: Tue Mar 21, 2017 7:24 pm
"It's sinking even faster than t'Rovers, sarge."
Re: Caption Photo
Posted: Tue Mar 21, 2017 7:27 pm
"I think I know where this car was stolen from, boss. But they didn't get far - They've still got 126 miles to get to Leeds".
Re: Caption Photo
Posted: Tue Mar 21, 2017 7:29 pm
Woman PC - Dont start
Male PC - Sorry i dont kno what it is about wet cars. They make me want to start line dancing
Male PC - Sorry i dont kno what it is about wet cars. They make me want to start line dancing
Re: Caption Photo
Posted: Tue Mar 21, 2017 7:30 pm
Somebody told him you could go through a river no problem if it was a ford.
Re: Caption Photo
Posted: Tue Mar 21, 2017 7:44 pm
First cop.
The water is that still you can zoom in and spot some sado taking a picture of a car in a canal.
Second copy.
Why would you want to do that..
First copy.
It's usually a asda trolley.
The water is that still you can zoom in and spot some sado taking a picture of a car in a canal.
Second copy.
Why would you want to do that..
First copy.
It's usually a asda trolley.
Re: Caption Photo
Posted: Tue Mar 21, 2017 7:45 pm
Now then Brian,we've made it a bit trickier this time.
Re: Caption Photo
Posted: Tue Mar 21, 2017 7:57 pm
When curb crawling goes really wrong
Re: Caption Photo
Posted: Tue Mar 21, 2017 8:57 pm
Either " thought the canal was deeper by here"
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Posted: Tue Mar 21, 2017 9:08 pm
"Another one who bought a satnav from Burnley market, sarge!"
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Posted: Tue Mar 21, 2017 10:34 pm
Female pc with a smirk "get your phone ready the clamper's are here".
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Posted: Tue Mar 21, 2017 10:52 pm
"Fordcanal what's happened here"
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Posted: Wed Mar 22, 2017 7:22 am
'Parked on that really steep street Sarge, left his handbrake off'...
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Posted: Wed Mar 22, 2017 9:05 am
"On the count of 3 walk away very very slowly and when I say run, run. 1...2... RUN"
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Posted: Wed Mar 22, 2017 9:52 am
"Some bloke called SAXO said he thought it looked like Chitty Chitty Bang Bang?"
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Posted: Wed Mar 22, 2017 10:04 am
New Top Gear presenter David Blunkett says that Ford's handle like rock filled canoes.
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Posted: Wed Mar 22, 2017 10:33 am
Just because your sat nav said turn left doesn't mean you should you dopey cow
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Posted: Wed Mar 22, 2017 10:53 am
Middlesbrough Fan in Peace. Please could you tell me the best place to park near your ground?
Re: Caption Photo
Posted: Wed Mar 22, 2017 10:57 am
Blackburn Rovers Logistics Committee discuss next years team bus.
Re: Caption Photo
Posted: Wed Mar 22, 2017 11:35 am
Sir David Attenborough voice:
"And here we see a wild Ford Galaxy taking a sip of water from the Canal, whilst being observed by the local police force and Arsene Wenger with his trusty coat"
"And here we see a wild Ford Galaxy taking a sip of water from the Canal, whilst being observed by the local police force and Arsene Wenger with his trusty coat"
Re: Caption Photo
Posted: Wed Mar 22, 2017 12:02 pm
Read Arsene Wenger, thought "eh?", scrolled back up to the picture, spat my brew.MarkGreen wrote:Sir David Attenborough voice:
"And here we see a wild Ford Galaxy taking a sip of water from the Canal, whilst being observed by the local police force and Arsene Wenger with his trusty coat"
Re: Caption Photo
Posted: Wed Mar 22, 2017 12:18 pm
That should stop the Liverpool lot stealing barges down my stretch of the canal.
I told him he could not "A-Ford" to cross here, wouldn't listen (sorry)
I told him he could not "A-Ford" to cross here, wouldn't listen (sorry)
Re: Caption Photo
Posted: Wed Mar 22, 2017 12:25 pm
"Do you think we can nick them for water pollution?"
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Posted: Wed Mar 22, 2017 1:22 pm
"That's the weirdest cash wash I've ever seen."
Re: Caption Photo
Posted: Wed Mar 22, 2017 8:30 pm
Nah, luv I don't understand that Yarkshire accent either but I think shes asking us if that's the right way to Liverpool. Oh, I 'll go and get me map gov.
Re: Caption Photo
Posted: Wed Mar 22, 2017 8:37 pm
Told yer that pothole was getting deeper.