Tell us.

pure hedonism.

I'm harpooning 2 whales on Friday and hand crafting 14 wooden Penguins on the thighs of a plump breasted 16 year old Albanian virgin on Saturday.

On Sunday I'm placing my ballsack in a titanium vice for 8 hours in aid of a Mongolian 'Save the rattle snake' charity endorsed by Jimmy Tarbuck and Alison Moyet.

Thanks for asking.

Setee spuds out

I'm celebrating the real meaning of Easter by eating loads of chocolate.

Hopefully, watching/listening to Rovers disaster unfolding......

Watching Burnley....and trying to avoid the crowds while shopping!

been here tranquilly and a hidden paradise

Watching the Clarets at Goodison courtesy of Supersport ZA
Flying back to the UK on Saturday evening (Arriving Sunday morning into Manchester)
Early supper with wife, daughter and son-in-law in Chester on Sunday
Monday; Sweet FA

Just another weekend for me, usual nymphs popping round with their
latest real ale offerings, and the bank manager dropping off another load
of surplus used bank notes.

Other than watching The Clarets, nowt to shout about from me.

Missing from match day thread because two of my lovely nieces are treating me to Munster vs Ulster for my birthday.
They don't know the pain I'll be going through but I'm too polite to decline. Love em.

Spending tomorrow and Saturday with the missus and kids.

Off to work sat night attending a country show until Monday night.

Friday, off walking and ale house. Saturday, Everton away. Sunday, laking about. Monday, packing. Tuesday, off to Tenerife.

will definitely be drinking in a few places but hoping to see the Tall Ships in Greenwich, probably Sunday, Saturday will be checking on the game if not on here on the match thread, anything out of this will make my weekend as am expecting nothing, I am wrong a lot too

Working for most of it sadly.

Hen do

cloughyclaret wrote:Hen do

Whats a hen do?

Footy and beer most of tomorrow, Nantwich Jazz festival Saturday evening, recovering Sunday, Oulton Park on Monday to take part in an Italian car display for the GT racing. He's hoping the weather is ok.

tim_noone wrote:Whats a hen do?

lay eggs

new Acme catalogue has arrived, so quick flick through that, then paint a tunnel on a canyon wall.

Lifting my right arm to wave over the waiter to order another drink while laying out on a sunlounger in 5 star luxury resort in Greece.
PS it's forecast clear skies and 23deg and for the rest of the weekend, nice.........

Working , well I am at work as I type but hard to call this work really ............

I'm actually in the UK for a change. Was at my brother's wedding last weekend up in Scotland. I was joint best man and had to do the whole speech thing...was a bit nervous but it went down well. Weather was fantastic and we all had a great day.

This week I'm touring the UK with the Mrs-to-be and we've been to Newcastle and York. We're going to Lincoln today before going further south to see all the family for my Nana's 80th birthday.

We were going on a mini cruise to Bruges but wife now has flu so a last minute cancellation.Will be listening to Clarets Player tomorrow instead.Currently in Nero Camberley near my home have latte and looking at my Spanish books.Fun eh

Routing for a Forest win

Longside4evr wrote:been here tranquilly and a hidden paradise

It will be more fun listening to Rovers being relegated!!

tim_noone wrote:Whats a hen do?

Same as a stag do, only with the bride to be

Driving up to Burnley to sprinkle my mum's ashes

Croydon Claret wrote:Driving up to Burnley to sprinkle my mum's ashes

Condolences Croydon, I have done this a few years back.

Cider and Sausage festival all weekend at the Hare and Hounds Padiham. With a day trip to Liverpool for beers and Clarets thrown in.

Condolences from me also Croyden. Your final journey together.