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It just gets better.

All sorts of pussy gags available but my thoughts are with the poor child.
Put the barstewards dangler in a vice, soak it in petrol, strike a match and leave him a rusty hacksaw blade.

He's that thick he would probably shove it up his corn hole.

Don't feed the Lions at Chester Zoo for a couple of days, then throw him in with them.

At least the cat was alive. How disgusting would it have been if the thing was deceased ?

He's working his way up to horses, via ever increasing sizes of mammals, the dirty,
dirty bast@rd.

I hesitate to ask but.... I wonder what made the image of the cat an 'extreme pornographic' image vs a normal pornographic image of a cat and a human?

So not fidget spinners then?

He must have misunderstood what is meant by doing some meow meow.