It was a Monday night... Oh it was a Wednesday night. All those girls, ladies, whatever... WERE SOMEWHERE ELSE ON THAT MONDAY NIGHT, or a Sunday afternoon.

She's turned the weans against us

She's my favourite Pussycat Doll by far.

What's his first touch like?

Scheherazade was one of my favourites when I was younger but top of my list was Dandelion & Burdoch.

... And there's me , thinking I was the only one. What a two-timing sl*g b***h.

... Anyway, I preferred Sasha Ass Pirelli to Burdoch and Scheherezade.