So if you need a laugh at the moment.....

I have just received a text from my Boro mate, who's also Scottish (important fact) who is in Barcelona with his wife for their 25th year wedding anniversary.

He'd thought they would celebrate the event with a week end city break. Only trouble is he didn't research the hotel properly and just booked one of the cheapest.

He's currently having his ear bent by his very upset wife and to say he's in the dog house is an understatement.

Here is the link to the hotel they are staying at.....

https://www.axelhotels.com/en/axel-hote ... hotel.html" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;

I'm still trying to pick myself up off the floor laughing

Great city centre location though

Is your mate trying to tell his wife something she needs to know!?!?

Why is his wife upset? Does she hate the gays?

Hotel looks alright to me. Unless there is open air bumming I can't see what the issue is...

Why is his wife upset? The hotel looks perfectly fine, You're in a private room so who cares what other get up to in the privacy of their rooms....Just because some people are Gay it doesn't make them horrible people you know

He might be expecting to see Kawanka.

Just one thing to remember - if you drop your wallet, kick it to the door....

Sutton-Claret wrote:Just one thing to remember - if you drop your wallet, kick it to the door....

A handy reminder there that gay people will rape you for bending over. Cheers Sutton-Claret

I bet he feels a right prick !!!

If all gay men would rape other men if they bent over, does it mean all heterosexual men are rapists seeing women bend over?

ClaretAndJew wrote:If all gay men would rape other men if they bent over, does it mean all heterosexual men are rapists seeing women bend over?

I wouldn't even park my bike in some of the things I've seen bent over, never mind my todger!

Dom wrote:Why is his wife upset? Does she hate the gays?

Hotel looks alright to me. Unless there is open air bumming I can't see what the issue is...

Is this similar to Air Drumming or Guitaring?

Dom wrote:A handy reminder there that gay people will rape you for bending over. Cheers Sutton-Claret

No worries.

She won't know which way to turn

Can't see what she has got to complain about, unless her hubby is getting more attention than her