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Footballer fancy dress ideas
Posted: Thu Jun 22, 2017 4:13 pm
by kingarthur
I'm off to Barcelona on a stag do in a couple of weeks and the fancy dress theme is footballers. I'm after some inspiration bar the usual suspects of valderrama, gullit, butcher etc.
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Re: Footballer fancy dress ideas
Posted: Thu Jun 22, 2017 4:16 pm
by FulledgeClaret
Go as an oil tanker or as it is also known Leon Cort turning at full speed.
Re: Footballer fancy dress ideas
Posted: Thu Jun 22, 2017 4:19 pm
by Bin Ont Turf
You could go as Brian Easton and be left back in t' airport.
Re: Footballer fancy dress ideas
Posted: Thu Jun 22, 2017 4:33 pm
by MarkGreen
Re: Footballer fancy dress ideas
Posted: Thu Jun 22, 2017 4:50 pm
by john'sroseyspecs
If you can
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pull this off....
Re: Footballer fancy dress ideas
Posted: Thu Jun 22, 2017 5:33 pm
by MACCA
Possibly the wrong choice of words there...
Re: Footballer fancy dress ideas
Posted: Thu Jun 22, 2017 6:24 pm
by starting_11
That Johnson one made me laugh...
Wish people would lighten up these days
Re: Footballer fancy dress ideas
Posted: Thu Jun 22, 2017 6:41 pm
by Cornwallclaret
80's footballer..big perm wig ,tight shorts,
Re: Footballer fancy dress ideas
Posted: Thu Jun 22, 2017 6:46 pm
by ElectroClaret
Go as Simon Garner and everyone will call you a c**t.
Re: Footballer fancy dress ideas
Posted: Thu Jun 22, 2017 6:47 pm
by cocotheclaret
It's got to be gazza when he put them fake tits on!!!
Re: Footballer fancy dress ideas
Posted: Thu Jun 22, 2017 6:50 pm
by claptrappers_union
How about this?
Re: Footballer fancy dress ideas
Posted: Thu Jun 22, 2017 7:11 pm
by LawsCanalJump
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Re: Footballer fancy dress ideas
Posted: Thu Jun 22, 2017 7:34 pm
by john'sroseyspecs
starting_11 wrote:That Johnson one made me laugh...
Wish people would lighten up these days
I'm ashamed to say I've only just got that!
Re: Footballer fancy dress ideas
Posted: Thu Jun 22, 2017 8:01 pm
by DCWat
Cornwallclaret wrote:80's footballer..big perm wig ,tight shorts,
Steve Foster and the old headband!!
Re: Footballer fancy dress ideas
Posted: Thu Jun 22, 2017 11:09 pm
by Stalbansclaret
Relax. If it's a stag do your bound to be Messi without even trying.
Re: Footballer fancy dress ideas
Posted: Thu Jun 22, 2017 11:13 pm
by joey13
Bin Ont Turf wrote:You could go as Brian Easton and be left back in t' airport.
Don't you mean Dorothy?
Re: Footballer fancy dress ideas
Posted: Fri Jun 23, 2017 12:31 am
by dsr
Get a sailor suit and a dodgy 'tache, and go as David Seaman.
Re: Footballer fancy dress ideas
Posted: Fri Jun 23, 2017 12:54 am
by HunterST_BFC
Dress normal
Couple of "Blakey's" in your heels?
or maybe a full BFC kit?
But have a pair of these undercrackers on and ready .
Legend!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bZ_DP8xVE78
Re: Footballer fancy dress ideas
Posted: Fri Jun 23, 2017 12:54 am
by Wile E Coyote
just dont do it, nothing more dull than stag/hen do's. but if all else fails, ALI G, cos that is always hilarious ????????????? fancy dress is moronic.
Re: Footballer fancy dress ideas
Posted: Fri Jun 23, 2017 2:26 am
by claptrappers_union
Wile E Coyote wrote:just dont do it, nothing more dull than stag/hen do's. but if all else fails, ALI G, cos that is always hilarious ????????????? fancy dress is moronic.
Its called Cosplay now
Re: Footballer fancy dress ideas
Posted: Fri Jun 23, 2017 8:25 am
by Woonderbah
Pile a couple of stone on....
Roll around on the floor wailing...
Everyone will know you're David Dunn having just showcased your silky skills performing a Rabona.
Re: Footballer fancy dress ideas
Posted: Fri Jun 23, 2017 9:04 am
by Vintage Claret
Dress as a Swan Vesta and be Match of the Day
Re: Footballer fancy dress ideas
Posted: Fri Jun 23, 2017 9:57 am
by Newty
Just grab a bucket of KFC chicken, some fishing rods, and you can re-enact the time Paul Gascoigne paid a visit to Raoul Moat.
Re: Footballer fancy dress ideas
Posted: Fri Jun 23, 2017 10:23 am
by Wile E Coyote
trench coat, wellies, cushion up your jumper, fag in yer gob, go as Socrates when he did a stint for some non league no hopers in yorkshire once.
Re: Footballer fancy dress ideas
Posted: Fri Jun 23, 2017 1:07 pm
by Working_Class_Zero
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