So tight he is often seen putting his used tea bags on the washing line for re-use

Get the popcorn out.

I preferred the pie rates of the Caribbean gag.

not going to put all his eggs in one basket?

Pumping out dry powder with every 5 strokes.

..a Dalek.

The best Burnley Chairman in my Lifetime.

What's wrong wi' reusing tay bags?

JarrowClaret wrote:The best Burnley Chairman in my Lifetime.

Doesn't rhyme though.

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He has a view on our MG woow just woow

Is from Barlick and stinks of Garlic that better Diesel?

not afraid of vampires.

'The best Burnley Chairman in my Lifetime.'

Maybe, but you're only 5.

happier than a chubby kid in a sweet shop with his all new and improved dry powder store under the new training complex at Gawthorpe.

CFS wrote:https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=9l0HgfAgAhM
He has a view on our MG woow just woow

I see he's gained all his football transfer knowledge from FIFA

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=9l0HgfAgAhM
He has a view on our MG woow just woow

I've said on a previous thread that I don't understand why people get so mad, fans have no control over what Burnley FC does. Its like getting mad at a soap opera or WWE wrestling. Its ultimately pointless. So I don't understand what that YouTube fella is thumping the table over.

Like all fans, he knows nothing. He thinks getting players is as simple as going to a shop and buying one. Probably doesn't appreciate that we are still in negotiations with players since last Christmas, or players are on holiday, or other clubs are waiting for their business to conclude.

In the last window we spent over £20m, it would've been £30m if the Grosiki deal had gone through - and we will spend more this window because we have players to replace in Boyd, Barton and Keane (and the likes of Marney and Arfield as well). But just step back and think about that. We broke our incoming transfer record 3 times in one season!

I don't understand what he thinks the transfer policy should be? Is it to just spunk money up the wall as soon as the window opens?

A genius

Going to ban you from The Turf?

Maybe, but you're only 5.

Ha Ha I wish I was then I wouldn't have seen the 80s and parts of the 90s. In my opinion he is the best I could be wrong of course, Barry Kilby probably comes a close second as he steadied the ship and started the journey we are on.

Going to have some serious work to do, if we are going to be stronger than last season?

Helping expose the people to be ignored

CFS wrote:https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=9l0HgfAgAhM
He has a view on our MG woow just woow

Hell fire, that lads gonna do himself a mischief if he doesn't calm down.

HendricksHair wrote:I see he's gained all his football transfer knowledge from FIFA

I think he would have been better just releasing an audio version of that.

A Claret.

Is that our version of the rovers fan who films himself singing rovers songs in his back garden?

Cleveleys_claret wrote:So tight he is often seen putting his used tea bags on the washing line for re-use

Do that all the time can't see the problem

A weatherman.

Unaware of ablues amazing 6th sense.

Considerably richer than Yow.

the kind of person who ignores internet loons.

CFS wrote:https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=9l0HgfAgAhM
He has a view on our MG woow just woow

Look at that, a potato filming a potato. Just when you thought you'd seen everything.

finding life difficult at present keeping the club on an even keel.

Gonna get yah

You can tell it's summer.

A very asute business man who is backing the best manager we've ever had with serious financial support.
Some people want signings for signings same.
The glass isn't half full it's overflowing with opportunities and another season of Premier League football at the Turf to look toward to.

Mike Garlick is a Claret, he wears a Burnley hat
£30mil for Keano, he said I'm having that
Dyche asked for a new guy, one that never falters
and Mike rang up Stoke City with half a mil for Walters

Oh Mike Garlick's a Claret....

claptrappers_union wrote:I've said on a previous thread that I don't understand why people get so mad, fans have no control over what Burnley FC does. Its like getting mad at a soap opera or WWE wrestling. Its ultimately pointless.

It's easy for you to say that.

Sometimes people forget what Deirdre Barlow had to go through.

RIP

The guy in the video is a twohat of the highest order. I have never heard such drivel.

Moaning about previous summers, when we've had a promotion and staying up in the PL in the last two seasons!

What a clown!

a proper good chairman

I'm not convinced by the guy. I just have my own personal perception. Not usually wrong, but occasionally I am. Put it this way. If I had a choice to work for him or someone else I would choose other. That said. He seems to be doing ok.

Mike Garlick is.....Envied by the majority of suporters of other clubs who wouldn't be able to recognise England on a world map let alone their town or city.
Mike Garlick is......the opposite of Mrs Desai

CFS wrote:https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=9l0HgfAgAhM
He has a view on our MG woow just woow

What a bellend.

Bin Ont Turf wrote:What a bellend.

I've watched this video all the way though now. I only got up to 20 secs before but I was intrigued to see what this belled went onto say. It's basically that Garlick should put his hand in his pocket and spend money, or get out! What a douche. Compares him to Theresa May... somehow.

Why is he so mad? Really lays into Arfield too. Poor bloke is just playing football. He seems like the type of kid who screams at his Mummy and Daddy when he wants his ice cream before dinner... but he is in his 30's. Sad.

claptrappers_union wrote:I've watched this video all the way though now. I only got up to 20 secs before but I was intrigued to see what this bellend went onto say. It's basically that Garlick should put his hand in his pocket and spend money, or get out! What a douche. Compares him to Theresa May... somehow.

Why is he so mad? Really lays into Arfield too. Poor bloke is just playing football. He seems like the type of kid who screams at his Mummy and Daddy when he wants his ice cream before dinner... but he is in his 30's. Sad.

I don't know if he still does, but he certainly used to work at Boundary Mill.

He was known to staff there as a bit "special".

What a dick, I manage to last just over 3 minutes of the weirdo's clip. He does seem very upset almost to the point he begins to splutter and can't get his words out.

" I've had enough Garlic" - eat something else then you scruffy turd

CFS wrote:https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=9l0HgfAgAhM
He has a view on our MG woow just woow

This should come with a warning. I was in the middle of eating.

CFS wrote:https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=9l0HgfAgAhM
He has a view on our MG woow just woow

People wonder why Burnley fans get mocked -- really?

Diesel wrote:..a Dalek.

Or the new Doctor

That lad in the video is the very epitome of "dingle". What an absolute bellend. He's either on the spectrum or wired to the moon.

UpTheBeehole wrote:Mike Garlick is a Claret, he wears a Burnley hat
£30mil for Keano, he said I'm having that
Dyche asked for a new guy, one that never falters
and Mike rang up Stoke City with half a mil for Walters

Oh Mike Garlick's a Claret....

brilliant