The wife just turned to me and randomly said

Steve1956 · Post by **Steve1956** » Sat Jul 08, 2017 9:05 pm

..I wonder what happened to Ian Brady's body

....anyone know so I can pass it on to her

ClaretAndJew · Post by **ClaretAndJew** » Sat Jul 08, 2017 9:06 pm

Cremated

TheFamilyCat · Post by **TheFamilyCat** » Sat Jul 08, 2017 9:06 pm

Have you seen Fargo?

FactualFrank · Post by **FactualFrank** » Sat Jul 08, 2017 9:10 pm

Steve1956 wrote:..I wonder what happened to Ian Brady's body ....anyone know so I can pass it on to her

What was your reply?

Steve1956 · Post by **Steve1956** » Sat Jul 08, 2017 9:11 pm

ClaretAndJew wrote:Cremated

Come on buddy I can't tell her that,the question came out of the blue as she was watching some weight loss programme on tv....if I say cremated she will be bitterly dissapointed.

Imploding Turtle · Post by **Imploding Turtle** » Sat Jul 08, 2017 9:12 pm

Nothing is random.

Steve1956 · Post by **Steve1956** » Sat Jul 08, 2017 9:13 pm

FactualFrank wrote:What was your reply?

The stock answer to a lot of questions on here recently Frank
Dunno!

LoveCurryPies · Post by **LoveCurryPies** » Sat Jul 08, 2017 9:15 pm

Burning in Hell. Over and over again.

Steve1956 · Post by **Steve1956** » Sat Jul 08, 2017 9:17 pm

Coming from my wife it was quite a random question,but a perfectly good one,if everyone refused to deal with his cremation .....where is he? She deserves to know.

Vegas Claret · Post by **Vegas Claret** » Sat Jul 08, 2017 9:19 pm

tell her he's not dead and it was all a ploy by the government

Saxoman · Post by **Saxoman** » Sat Jul 08, 2017 9:19 pm

Should have done what they did with bin laden..

Steve1956 · Post by **Steve1956** » Sat Jul 08, 2017 9:21 pm

I'm surprised. Someone on here knows.....some on here know everything,I've told her no one knows,she's bitterly dissapointed.

FactualFrank · Post by **FactualFrank** » Sat Jul 08, 2017 9:29 pm

Women are superb at random questions. I was sunbathing with an ex-girlfriend last summer when she suddenly asked,
"How many planes do you think have flown over, today?"

We weren't that far from the airport, but that is some random stuff!

Sidney1st · Post by **Sidney1st** » Sat Jul 08, 2017 9:41 pm

You want to pass his body over to her?

IanMcL · Post by **IanMcL** » Sat Jul 08, 2017 9:47 pm

Hidden on the moor and no one will say where.

Lord Beamish · Post by **Lord Beamish** » Sat Jul 08, 2017 9:52 pm

Probably disposed of with a respect and dignity sadly not afforded to his and Hindley's victims; in particularly poor Keith Bennett.

Not that I'm complaining about that. That was the right thing to do, though I do understand why many would not agree with me.

Steve1956 · Post by **Steve1956** » Sat Jul 08, 2017 9:56 pm

Lord Beamish wrote:Probably disposed of with a respect and dignity sadly not afforded to his and Hindley's victims; in particularly poor Keith Bennett.

Not that I'm complaining about that. That was the right thing to do, though I do understand why many would not agree with me.

I just passed that onto her LB,she seems quite content with that...bless here..till the next random shite she spouts!

Commy · Post by **Commy** » Sat Jul 08, 2017 11:19 pm

Body was released to his solicitor and rumours he was being cremated in Glasgow but none of the crematoriums would do it. Also looked like a lot of councils were saying no. Nothing else since May so either done on the quiet (which I doubt would be possible) or he is still in the fridge.

CnBtruntru · Post by **CnBtruntru** » Sat Jul 08, 2017 11:46 pm

My answer would have been hopefully his soul is in purgatory and his body has been fed to the fishes, but really I would have said ..................................................................................I Dunno Dear

Steve1956 · Post by **Steve1956** » Fri Jul 21, 2017 2:42 pm

She has just done it again,I'm sat there enjoying my cheese @ ham toastie,she turns to me and says "electricity.......some invention that isn't it?".....is everyone else's wife so observant?

Rumbletonk · Post by **Rumbletonk** » Fri Jul 21, 2017 2:49 pm

Mine once said "Did you know they've banned those flying Chinese lantern thingys. It's because they've been setting all the sea creatures on fire".

Both random and stupid

Steve1956 · Post by **Steve1956** » Fri Jul 21, 2017 2:51 pm

Rumbletonk wrote:Mine once said "Did you know they've banned those flying Chinese lantern thingys. It's because they've been setting all the sea creatures on fire".

Both random and stupid

Rumbletonk · Post by **Rumbletonk** » Fri Jul 21, 2017 2:58 pm

Recently she also told me that Leamington Spa (where we live) is famous for breeding elephants. She reacted to my laughter and calling bulls**t by saying "no its not. The Chinese girl in the nail bar told me".

Random, stupid and again Chinese related

Steve1956 · Post by **Steve1956** » Fri Jul 21, 2017 3:03 pm

Rumbletonk wrote:Recently she also told me that Leamington Spa (where we live) is famous for breeding elephants. She reacted to my laughter and calling bulls**t by saying "no its not. The Chinese girl in the nail bar told me".

Random, stupid and again Chinese related

Arn't wives great?

Stockbrokerbelt · Post by **Stockbrokerbelt** » Fri Jul 21, 2017 3:17 pm

Thought you were going to say "i've turned into a lesbian."

Stockbrokerbelt · Post by **Stockbrokerbelt** » Fri Jul 21, 2017 3:18 pm

Thought you were going to say "i've turned into a lesbian."

CnBtruntru · Post by **CnBtruntru** » Fri Jul 21, 2017 3:18 pm

I nicked a car in Padiham last night.........................

ClaretEngineer · Post by **ClaretEngineer** » Fri Jul 21, 2017 3:18 pm

My wife once randomly said ''Which bit of the egg is the white?''

Oh how I laughed.

Midmoorclaret · Post by **Midmoorclaret** » Fri Jul 21, 2017 3:26 pm

Rumbletonk wrote:Recently she also told me that Leamington Spa (where we live) is famous for breeding elephants. She reacted to my laughter and calling bulls**t by saying "no its not. The Chinese girl in the nail bar told me".

Random, stupid and again Chinese related

She probably got some of it from this bit of history - http://www.ourwarwickshire.org.uk/conte ... ington-spa" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;

Rumbletonk · Post by **Rumbletonk** » Fri Jul 21, 2017 3:34 pm

I know about the elephant wash. Worryingly so did she. Literally Chinese whispers

iluva64 · Post by **iluva64** » Fri Jul 21, 2017 4:12 pm

On a recent car journey my father-in-law said to my mother-in-law "SO WHERE ARE WE"

she replied "I DONT KNOW 'CAUSE I'M LOOKING AT THE MAP"

MarkGreen · Post by **MarkGreen** » Tue Jul 25, 2017 8:56 am

Steve1956 wrote:..I wonder what happened to Ian Brady's body ....anyone know so I can pass it on to her

Still in the mortuary apparently, along with that P**** Abedi

Daily Mail wrote:Bodies of Ian Brady and Manchester bomber Salman Abedi STILL lie in the same mortuary because undertakers refuse to touch them

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article ... tuary.html

Steve1956 · Post by **Steve1956** » Tue Jul 25, 2017 10:00 am

MarkGreen wrote:Still in the mortuary apparently, along with that P**** Abedi

I'll pass it on to her Mark....

Steve1956 · Post by **Steve1956** » Tue Jul 25, 2017 11:19 am

Steve1956 wrote:I'll pass it on to her Mark....

She has just got up looking rather dishevelled I passed on your comments Mark,out came the reply...."will he not be stinking by now? ""

IanMcL · Post by **IanMcL** » Tue Jul 25, 2017 11:26 am

Rumbletonk wrote:Recently she also told me that Leamington Spa (where we live) is famous for breeding elephants. She reacted to my laughter and calling bulls**t by saying "no its not. The Chinese girl in the nail bar told me".

Random, stupid and again Chinese related

Leamington spa is well known for its white elephants.

Steve1956 · Post by **Steve1956** » Sat Aug 19, 2017 9:43 pm

She was driving me over for the game today,all was quiet and she just said "why is Turf Moor called Turf Moor?...anyone know as I couldn't give her an answer.

Caernarfon_Claret · Post by **Caernarfon_Claret** » Sat Aug 19, 2017 9:52 pm

FactualFrank wrote:Women are superb at random questions. I was sunbathing with an ex-girlfriend last summer when she suddenly asked,
"How many planes do you think have flown over, today?"

We weren't that far from the airport, but that is some random stuff!

Women have random questions but when the woman of your life turns to you and says "what are you thinking about?" we're usually thinking some really random stuff like. - "I was just thinking who'd win a battle between ET and an ewok"

Bin Ont Turf · Post by **Bin Ont Turf** » Sat Aug 19, 2017 9:59 pm

Steve1956 wrote:She was driving me over for the game today,all was quiet and she just said "why is Turf Moor called Turf Moor?...anyone know as I couldn't give her an answer.

I don't know but the football ground got the name from the cricket ground.

bobinho · Post by **bobinho** » Sun Aug 20, 2017 9:54 am

Is it something to do with peat, which was grown in that area?

Baldrick claret · Post by **Baldrick claret** » Sun Aug 20, 2017 10:40 am

Rumbletonk wrote:Recently she also told me that Leamington Spa (where we live) is famous for breeding elephants. She reacted to my laughter and calling bulls**t by saying "no its not. The Chinese girl in the nail bar told me".

Random, stupid and again Chinese related

Eh up Rumbletonk, Elephants used to live in leamington and bathed regularly in the River Leam. I believe their "house" is still at the top of old leamington town where they were kept. Regularly seen to walk up and down The Parade!

Rumbletonk · Post by **Rumbletonk** » Sun Aug 20, 2017 6:00 pm

There is a purposely built ramp into the river where they used to wash them in the river Leam. My bird is still stupid though

Burnleybabe · Post by **Burnleybabe** » Sun Aug 20, 2017 6:29 pm

My partner very often says to me after a game.
I cant understand why you are so upset its only a game.
Yes he is Male

paulus the woodgnome · Post by **paulus the woodgnome** » Sun Aug 20, 2017 11:29 pm

Mrs Woodgnome just asked me how to spell dyslexic

tim_noone · Post by **tim_noone** » Mon Aug 21, 2017 12:29 am

Its dickslecsic she was talking dirty to you!