Tarka Defour Gray

ablueclaret · Post by **ablueclaret** » Mon Jul 24, 2017 12:53 pm

The axis that can bring excitement and success to this club.

jedi_master · Post by **jedi_master** » Mon Jul 24, 2017 12:54 pm

Thread worthy philosophy that.

Rowls · Post by **Rowls** » Mon Jul 24, 2017 1:02 pm

Hugh Pugh Barney McGrew

Lancasterclaret · Post by **Lancasterclaret** » Mon Jul 24, 2017 1:05 pm

Only if all three play in goal I feel.

In other news, you will be surprised just how much skunk is grown on allotments.

dsr · Post by **dsr** » Mon Jul 24, 2017 1:06 pm

Rowls wrote:Hugh Pugh Barney McGrew

Do you sing "Bertie Bee said to Bill Shankley ... " as well?

As is well known, the Pugh brothers were twins. Try to keep up, young man!

RocketLawnChair · Post by **RocketLawnChair** » Mon Jul 24, 2017 1:09 pm

And what do the other members of the Monday Club think?

CnBtruntru · Post by **CnBtruntru** » Mon Jul 24, 2017 1:14 pm

Can you lot not just be thankful it was only one sentence and not five or six paragraphs

Spike · Post by **Spike** » Mon Jul 24, 2017 1:25 pm

Dobie Gray gets his kicks Out on the Floor

Darthlaw · Post by **Darthlaw** » Mon Jul 24, 2017 1:28 pm

Easton Eckersley Edgar.

Bordeauxclaret · Post by **Bordeauxclaret** » Mon Jul 24, 2017 1:31 pm

Smith, McDonald and a squad of only 20.

CnBtruntru · Post by **CnBtruntru** » Mon Jul 24, 2017 1:36 pm

Darthlaw wrote:Easton Eckersley Edgar.

That's an EEE bye gum if ever I read one.

dansch · Post by **dansch** » Mon Jul 24, 2017 1:41 pm

Cleese, Everett, Milligan...sessions.

Sidney1st · Post by **Sidney1st** » Mon Jul 24, 2017 1:45 pm

Darthlaw wrote:Easton Eckersley Edgar.

E's are good, E's are good...

Blyclaret · Post by **Blyclaret** » Mon Jul 24, 2017 1:47 pm

Dumb without his buddy dumber

MACCA · Post by **MACCA** » Mon Jul 24, 2017 2:03 pm

Benson , Karls and Popovic?

randomclaret2 · Post by **randomclaret2** » Mon Jul 24, 2017 2:19 pm

Downdown, Deeper & Down are the 3 needed to maintain our Premier League Status Quo

Darthlaw · Post by **Darthlaw** » Mon Jul 24, 2017 2:24 pm

Gentile, Van Der Schaaf and Cennamo.

UpTheBeehole · Post by **UpTheBeehole** » Mon Jul 24, 2017 2:51 pm

Gammon, egg & chips

Sidney1st · Post by **Sidney1st** » Mon Jul 24, 2017 2:56 pm

UpTheBeehole wrote:Gammon, egg & chips

Excellent choice.

SussexDon1inIreland · Post by **SussexDon1inIreland** » Mon Jul 24, 2017 2:59 pm

emerson lake and palmer

UTC

Joeandy1920 · Post by **Joeandy1920** » Mon Jul 24, 2017 3:23 pm

Halley, Boyle & Watson?

SirAlec · Post by **SirAlec** » Mon Jul 24, 2017 3:31 pm

Me. myself and I

UpTheBeehole · Post by **UpTheBeehole** » Mon Jul 24, 2017 3:37 pm

Measles, Mumps & Rubella

Juan Tanamera · Post by **Juan Tanamera** » Mon Jul 24, 2017 3:41 pm

Ra, Ra, Rasputin.

MACCA · Post by **MACCA** » Mon Jul 24, 2017 3:43 pm

Egg fried rice?

Sidney1st · Post by **Sidney1st** » Mon Jul 24, 2017 3:47 pm

Rita, Sue and Bob too?

piston broke · Post by **piston broke** » Mon Jul 24, 2017 4:03 pm

cervical, thoracic and lumbar. it's all about the spine.

Vegas Claret · Post by **Vegas Claret** » Mon Jul 24, 2017 4:05 pm

KRBFC Ablueclaret Saxo

The axis that can bring idiocy and stupidity to this board.

(no offence guys just banter)

simonclaret · Post by **simonclaret** » Mon Jul 24, 2017 4:09 pm

Does anyone else refer to him as Tarka? Tarks I've seen a lot but Tarka?

dsr · Post by **dsr** » Mon Jul 24, 2017 4:12 pm

simonclaret wrote:Does anyone else refer to him as Tarka? Tarks I've seen a lot but Tarka?

It's always Tarka in summer. Cos it's 'otter.

Darthlaw · Post by **Darthlaw** » Mon Jul 24, 2017 4:23 pm

Vegas Claret wrote:KRBFC Ablueclaret Saxo

The axis that can bring idiocy and stupidity to this board.

(no offence guys just banter)

In fairness, this is the best way to approach ABC and Saxo's posts. Ignore their point and just go on a tangent.

Before long, ABC will actually respond to his own point to try wrestle it back onto his topic. Just wait.

piston broke · Post by **piston broke** » Mon Jul 24, 2017 4:24 pm

dsr wrote:It's always Tarka in summer. Cos it's 'otter.

Brian Kettle was a water 'otter.

Grumps · Post by **Grumps** » Mon Jul 24, 2017 4:28 pm

I know ablueclaret is a pain in the backside, but sometimes he's right, shouldn't dismiss an opinion just because it's from someone you don't like

Sidney1st · Post by **Sidney1st** » Mon Jul 24, 2017 4:32 pm

simonclaret wrote:Does anyone else refer to him as Tarka? Tarks I've seen a lot but Tarka?

I made starting 11 once using just variations of Tarkowski's name.
It's harder than you'd expect.

Tarki
Tarks, Tarko, Tarky, Tarka
Tarkow, Tarkowski, Tarski, Tarkows
Jay Tar, JayKow

Juan Tanamera · Post by **Juan Tanamera** » Mon Jul 24, 2017 5:37 pm

dsr wrote:It's always Tarka in summer. Cos it's 'otter.

Shocking!

Darthlaw · Post by **Darthlaw** » Mon Jul 24, 2017 7:24 pm

Grumps wrote:I know ablueclaret is a pain in the backside, but sometimes he's right, shouldn't dismiss an opinion just because it's from someone you don't like

I dismiss it because it's from someone who's opinion I have no respect or time for.

Opinions are one thing but in depth analysis, from someone who doesn't attend games, plus made up 'evidence' of discontent amongst the team deserve every bit of dismissal that ABC gets.

Sidney1st · Post by **Sidney1st** » Mon Jul 24, 2017 7:28 pm

ABC would also rather see us relegated if we're playing Pulis/Stoke style football.

ClaretAL · Post by **ClaretAL** » Mon Jul 24, 2017 7:31 pm

Why is he continued airtime on this forum then? It's blatantly obvious what ABC and KRBFC motive is but it is continually a d consistently alowed?

Sidney1st · Post by **Sidney1st** » Mon Jul 24, 2017 7:32 pm

Clicks equal revenue etc.

Krbfc knows this and revels in it, also makes jokes about us being here to see what he posts

Bordeauxclaret · Post by **Bordeauxclaret** » Mon Jul 24, 2017 7:36 pm

Krbfc is here purely to cheer people up after a defeat. His temper tantrums and stamping of his feet never fail to cheer people up after a poor result.

Darthlaw · Post by **Darthlaw** » Mon Jul 24, 2017 7:40 pm

CT seemed to loose it with ABC a week or so ago so I thought he was done for at that point. That was before he made up 'evidence' that Dyche was unhappy and wanted to leave for Palace. Quite how he survived that is beyond me.

ABC goes through ban periods. He then slowly rears his head before reverting to modus operandi and posting the same topics over and over again stating the same baseless points, usually about some reserve player who can revolutionise the side. Eventually he gets to posting multiple points in an hour and receives a ban.

Then the cycle begins again.

ablueclaret · Post by **ablueclaret** » Mon Jul 24, 2017 7:44 pm

I'm touched you keep an eye on my well being Darth, although I think you're confusing Clarets Mad with on here. Maybe you confuse sabbaticals with bans.

Darthlaw · Post by **Darthlaw** » Mon Jul 24, 2017 8:25 pm

Narp. It's easy to tell the difference.

You can't stay way for the promised durations of your 'sabbaticals'. We can all tell when you're banned as this board is that little bit more tolerable, sweet heart.

Also, I think you may need to learn what being concerned with someone's wellbeing is, unless in your eyes that means not giving a flyer what someone is up to. In that case, then I'm concerned with your wellbeing.

ablueclaret · Post by **ablueclaret** » Mon Jul 24, 2017 8:57 pm

Sweet as ever Darth, a coterion to the end.

paulus the woodgnome · Post by **paulus the woodgnome** » Mon Jul 24, 2017 9:58 pm

Coterion?

paulus the woodgnome · Post by **paulus the woodgnome** » Mon Jul 24, 2017 9:58 pm

Bristow Lowe Wilson

bfcjg · Post by **bfcjg** » Mon Jul 24, 2017 10:10 pm

Groucho Harpo Chiko

KRBFC · Post by **KRBFC** » Mon Jul 24, 2017 11:34 pm

ABC, you're a man with many talents. You can even gain negative responses from a positive comment, something I don't believe I could match.

KRBFC · Post by **KRBFC** » Mon Jul 24, 2017 11:42 pm

Sidney1st wrote:Clicks equal revenue etc.

Krbfc knows this and revels in it, also makes jokes about us being here to see what he posts

Me and ABC are the big draw on here, guests see our posts while browsing and rush to register an account to respond to us, they will accidentally click a few advertisements along the way. My followers are growing by the day, I cant even post a sensible comment without being harassed for attention. Posters say they will ignore but I am the puppeteer, the puppets cant ignore the puppeteer. The cheese on the rat trap is just to delicious. I thank you all for the continued support.

Clarinetclaret · Post by **Clarinetclaret** » Mon Jul 24, 2017 11:58 pm

KRBFC wrote:Me and ABC are the big draw on here, guests see our posts while browsing and rush to register an account to respond to us, they will accidentally click a few advertisements along the way. My followers are growing by the day, I cant even post a sensible comment without being harassed for attention. Posters say they will ignore but I am the puppeteer, the puppets cant ignore the puppeteer. The cheese on the rat trap is just to delicious. I thank you all for the continued support.

All I will say is that you must have a pathetic life away from this forum. Almost pity you