The axis that can bring excitement and success to this club.

Thread worthy philosophy that.

Hugh Pugh Barney McGrew

Only if all three play in goal I feel.

In other news, you will be surprised just how much skunk is grown on allotments.

Rowls wrote:Hugh Pugh Barney McGrew

Do you sing "Bertie Bee said to Bill Shankley ... " as well?

As is well known, the Pugh brothers were twins. Try to keep up, young man!

And what do the other members of the Monday Club think?

Can you lot not just be thankful it was only one sentence and not five or six paragraphs

Dobie Gray gets his kicks Out on the Floor

Easton Eckersley Edgar.

Smith, McDonald and a squad of only 20.

Darthlaw wrote:Easton Eckersley Edgar.

That's an EEE bye gum if ever I read one.

Cleese, Everett, Milligan...sessions.

Darthlaw wrote:Easton Eckersley Edgar.

E's are good, E's are good...

Dumb without his buddy dumber

Benson , Karls and Popovic?

Downdown, Deeper & Down are the 3 needed to maintain our Premier League Status Quo

Gentile, Van Der Schaaf and Cennamo.

Gammon, egg & chips

UpTheBeehole wrote:Gammon, egg & chips

Excellent choice.

emerson lake and palmer



UTC

Halley, Boyle & Watson?

Me. myself and I

Measles, Mumps & Rubella

Ra, Ra, Rasputin.

Egg fried rice?

Rita, Sue and Bob too?

cervical, thoracic and lumbar. it's all about the spine.

KRBFC Ablueclaret Saxo


The axis that can bring idiocy and stupidity to this board.

(no offence guys just banter)

Does anyone else refer to him as Tarka? Tarks I've seen a lot but Tarka?

simonclaret wrote:Does anyone else refer to him as Tarka? Tarks I've seen a lot but Tarka?

It's always Tarka in summer. Cos it's 'otter.

Vegas Claret wrote:KRBFC Ablueclaret Saxo


The axis that can bring idiocy and stupidity to this board.

(no offence guys just banter)

In fairness, this is the best way to approach ABC and Saxo's posts. Ignore their point and just go on a tangent.

Before long, ABC will actually respond to his own point to try wrestle it back onto his topic. Just wait.

dsr wrote:It's always Tarka in summer. Cos it's 'otter.

Brian Kettle was a water 'otter.

I know ablueclaret is a pain in the backside, but sometimes he's right, shouldn't dismiss an opinion just because it's from someone you don't like

simonclaret wrote:Does anyone else refer to him as Tarka? Tarks I've seen a lot but Tarka?

I made starting 11 once using just variations of Tarkowski's name.
It's harder than you'd expect.

Tarki
Tarks, Tarko, Tarky, Tarka
Tarkow, Tarkowski, Tarski, Tarkows
Jay Tar, JayKow

dsr wrote:It's always Tarka in summer. Cos it's 'otter.

Shocking!

Grumps wrote:I know ablueclaret is a pain in the backside, but sometimes he's right, shouldn't dismiss an opinion just because it's from someone you don't like

I dismiss it because it's from someone who's opinion I have no respect or time for.

Opinions are one thing but in depth analysis, from someone who doesn't attend games, plus made up 'evidence' of discontent amongst the team deserve every bit of dismissal that ABC gets.

ABC would also rather see us relegated if we're playing Pulis/Stoke style football.

Why is he continued airtime on this forum then? It's blatantly obvious what ABC and KRBFC motive is but it is continually a d consistently alowed?

Clicks equal revenue etc.

Krbfc knows this and revels in it, also makes jokes about us being here to see what he posts

Krbfc is here purely to cheer people up after a defeat. His temper tantrums and stamping of his feet never fail to cheer people up after a poor result.

CT seemed to loose it with ABC a week or so ago so I thought he was done for at that point. That was before he made up 'evidence' that Dyche was unhappy and wanted to leave for Palace. Quite how he survived that is beyond me.

ABC goes through ban periods. He then slowly rears his head before reverting to modus operandi and posting the same topics over and over again stating the same baseless points, usually about some reserve player who can revolutionise the side. Eventually he gets to posting multiple points in an hour and receives a ban.

Then the cycle begins again.

I'm touched you keep an eye on my well being Darth, although I think you're confusing Clarets Mad with on here. Maybe you confuse sabbaticals with bans.

Narp. It's easy to tell the difference.

You can't stay way for the promised durations of your 'sabbaticals'. We can all tell when you're banned as this board is that little bit more tolerable, sweet heart.

Also, I think you may need to learn what being concerned with someone's wellbeing is, unless in your eyes that means not giving a flyer what someone is up to. In that case, then I'm concerned with your wellbeing.

Sweet as ever Darth, a coterion to the end.

Coterion?

Bristow Lowe Wilson

Groucho Harpo Chiko

ABC, you're a man with many talents. You can even gain negative responses from a positive comment, something I don't believe I could match.

Sidney1st wrote:Clicks equal revenue etc.

Krbfc knows this and revels in it, also makes jokes about us being here to see what he posts

Me and ABC are the big draw on here, guests see our posts while browsing and rush to register an account to respond to us, they will accidentally click a few advertisements along the way. My followers are growing by the day, I cant even post a sensible comment without being harassed for attention. Posters say they will ignore but I am the puppeteer, the puppets cant ignore the puppeteer. The cheese on the rat trap is just to delicious. I thank you all for the continued support.

KRBFC wrote:Me and ABC are the big draw on here, guests see our posts while browsing and rush to register an account to respond to us, they will accidentally click a few advertisements along the way. My followers are growing by the day, I cant even post a sensible comment without being harassed for attention. Posters say they will ignore but I am the puppeteer, the puppets cant ignore the puppeteer. The cheese on the rat trap is just to delicious. I thank you all for the continued support.

All I will say is that you must have a pathetic life away from this forum. Almost pity you