Coyle is a lying git!!

PaintYorkClaretnBlue · Post by **PaintYorkClaretnBlue** » Fri Aug 04, 2017 6:57 pm

Just on sky saying that he's available but has turned down two or three jobs because they weren't right for him. That bloke couldn't lie straight in bed!

starting_11 · Post by **starting_11** » Fri Aug 04, 2017 6:58 pm

Yes but those jobs were to be a test dummy for a horse dentist.

Sidney1st · Post by **Sidney1st** » Fri Aug 04, 2017 7:01 pm

Curbishley has been waiting for the right job for years

TheFamilyCat · Post by **TheFamilyCat** » Fri Aug 04, 2017 7:15 pm

Yes, he turned down Watford, Palace and Southampton as he thinks he can do a job for a club higher in the league.

TheFamilyCat · Post by **TheFamilyCat** » Fri Aug 04, 2017 7:15 pm

Sidney1st wrote:Curbishley has been waiting for the right job for years

But Charlton have changed managers loads in that time.

Diesel · Post by **Diesel** » Fri Aug 04, 2017 7:22 pm

Here we go then uptheclarets Owen Coyle Bingo:

Buxtonclaret · Post by **Buxtonclaret** » Fri Aug 04, 2017 7:23 pm

His agent must be earning his money these days, getting him on Sky to spout the same old crap.
Since leaving us for the 10 Year Ahead boys, he's been going in only one direction.

Can't really imagine anyone daft enough to employ him.

Diesel · Post by **Diesel** » Fri Aug 04, 2017 7:25 pm

Buxtonclaret wrote:10 Year Ahead boys,

Cracking start, first post as well.

joey13 · Post by **joey13** » Fri Aug 04, 2017 7:25 pm

Diesel wrote:Here we go then uptheclarets Owen Coyle Bingo:

Toe to Toe

Bordeauxclaret · Post by **Bordeauxclaret** » Fri Aug 04, 2017 7:29 pm

He says that every time he's out of work.

TheFamilyCat · Post by **TheFamilyCat** » Fri Aug 04, 2017 7:30 pm

Diesel wrote:Here we go then uptheclarets Owen Coyle Bingo:

We were on a downward curve when he left anyway.

Rowls · Post by **Rowls** » Fri Aug 04, 2017 7:32 pm

Barclays Premier League

FactualFrank · Post by **FactualFrank** » Fri Aug 04, 2017 7:32 pm

Buxtonclaret wrote:he's been going in only one direction.

I wonder if that's why Zayn Malik left.

NL Claret · Post by **NL Claret** » Fri Aug 04, 2017 7:43 pm

He wants to manage in the best league in the world, everyone knows that. He has QUALITY and should be managing a club in a division where the managers laugh at his budget.

bfcjg · Post by **bfcjg** » Fri Aug 04, 2017 7:47 pm

Pleasing on the eye (unlike Owen who's got even fatter)

Dublin7Claret · Post by **Dublin7Claret** » Fri Aug 04, 2017 7:49 pm

"Coyle is a lying git"

In other news the pope was pronounced a catholic and the bear was caught sh#tting in the woods

TractorFace · Post by **TractorFace** » Fri Aug 04, 2017 7:54 pm

Old Coyles is looking a tad chubby.

TheFamilyCat · Post by **TheFamilyCat** » Fri Aug 04, 2017 7:58 pm

TractorFace wrote:Old Coyles is looking a tad chubby.

That's why he's being careful about choosing his next job - has to be a team that makes full kits in XXL.

Rammy1968 · Post by **Rammy1968** » Fri Aug 04, 2017 7:59 pm

Every time he opens his horse gnashers he ends up lying like a cheap rug

NL Claret · Post by **NL Claret** » Fri Aug 04, 2017 8:02 pm

He's not playing many 5 a sides or table tennis at the moment hence the weight.

Worked with someone who was in charge of the coach education at Bolton, his office overlooked the training ground. He could not believe the standard of the sessions he put on. Everyone in the office used to gather round the window when he put a session on and look on in disbelief! He was not terrific!

JarrowClaret · Post by **JarrowClaret** » Fri Aug 04, 2017 8:03 pm

How do you know he lied about that I wouldn't personally employ him but conceivably there are many idiots in the football world who would.

TheFamilyCat · Post by **TheFamilyCat** » Fri Aug 04, 2017 8:07 pm

Someone will probably be able to post a list of jobs that have been available while he's been unemployed.

From that, it should be possible to work out who he's turned down. Unless he is, of course, lying.

MACCA · Post by **MACCA** » Fri Aug 04, 2017 8:10 pm

FactualFrank wrote:I wonder if that's why Zayn Malik left.

As he left?
I know people were calling for his head post London terrorist attacks and the Grenfell towers, but sure he was on GMTV t'other day.

Shore claret · Post by **Shore claret** » Fri Aug 04, 2017 8:21 pm

That sky article was bloody awfully, with a bloody awfully guest.

Saxoman · Post by **Saxoman** » Fri Aug 04, 2017 10:07 pm

Fair play to Owen Coyle, winds up a dingle better than any rover could, even one with a pilots licence in 1991!

ClaretTony · Post by **ClaretTony** » Fri Aug 04, 2017 10:11 pm

Saxoman wrote:Fair play to Owen Coyle, winds up a dingle better than any rover could

And of course he was a roaring success at Ewood

Saxoman · Post by **Saxoman** » Fri Aug 04, 2017 10:13 pm

ClaretTony wrote:And of course he was a roaring success at Ewood

Already forgotten and moved on. Won't be going on about him in a decade!

Bin Ont Turf · Post by **Bin Ont Turf** » Fri Aug 04, 2017 10:13 pm

Saxoman wrote:Fair play to Owen Coyle, winds up a dingle better than any rover could, even one with a pilots licence in 1991!

He doesn't wind any Burnley fan anymore you muck spreader.

When any of us see him on the tele, it's like one of them disaster relief adverts hoping that folk will pledge money.

Although this particular disaster was man made.

Saxoman · Post by **Saxoman** » Fri Aug 04, 2017 10:17 pm

'Owen coyle is a lying git!!!'.. Totally composed thread title, no anger at all..

Sidney1st · Post by **Sidney1st** » Fri Aug 04, 2017 10:19 pm

Saxoman wrote:Already forgotten and moved on. Won't be going on about him in a decade!

In all fairness, Rovers are on such a downward spiral, there's bound to be worse goings on at Ewood than Coyle being there.

JarrowClaret · Post by **JarrowClaret** » Fri Aug 04, 2017 10:22 pm

No anger in this thread Saxo I think it is more driven by a disbelief someone would offer him a job in Football still. Although there are a few that are still angry for some random reason

Rumbletonk · Post by **Rumbletonk** » Fri Aug 04, 2017 10:31 pm

On the night of our play off win Coyle left early from the celebrations (he's teetotal). Around 1pm he called a director who was rightly enjoying the night with all the players and staff wanting to talk about his wage rise for the next season. Proper cock

Dyched · Post by **Dyched** » Fri Aug 04, 2017 10:35 pm

People still bitter about a "****" manager leaving. Grow up ffs

Burnleyareback2 · Post by **Burnleyareback2** » Fri Aug 04, 2017 10:44 pm

PSG had to decide between Coyle and Neymar

Funkydrummer · Post by **Funkydrummer** » Fri Aug 04, 2017 10:44 pm

How do you know he was lying ?

Rowls · Post by **Rowls** » Fri Aug 04, 2017 10:48 pm

Funkydrummer wrote:How do you know he was lying ?

That's too easy: his lips were moving.

Funkydrummer · Post by **Funkydrummer** » Fri Aug 04, 2017 10:55 pm

Rowls wrote:That's too easy: his lips were moving.

Both feet Rowls.

Cheers

Diesel · Post by **Diesel** » Fri Aug 04, 2017 11:04 pm

Rumbletonk wrote:On the night of our play off win Coyle left early from the celebrations (he's teetotal). Around 1pm he called a director who was rightly enjoying the night with all the players and staff wanting to talk about his wage rise for the next season. Proper cock

House

tim_noone · Post by **tim_noone** » Fri Aug 04, 2017 11:11 pm

Eyes down.....false call!

Juan Tanamera · Post by **Juan Tanamera** » Fri Aug 04, 2017 11:13 pm

Dyched wrote:People still bitter about a "****" manager leaving. Grow up ffs

Apart from your post, I would say most of us are having a right good laugh at Susan's expense.
I would say you are imagining any 'bitterness'

tim_noone · Post by **tim_noone** » Fri Aug 04, 2017 11:18 pm

I'd have him back in a heartbeat......

cricketfieldclarets · Post by **cricketfieldclarets** » Fri Aug 04, 2017 11:47 pm

Saxoman wrote:Already forgotten and moved on. Won't be going on about him in a decade!

Youl be lucky if you are going in a decade thats why!!!

You couldnt write whats happened. All that hate, anger and bitterness when he left. Yet just 7 years later he was relegating bastards to the third tier. Whilst we had two England internationals, were staying up in the premier league and had a manager far better over 4 years than his 6 month purple patch.

Saxoman · Post by **Saxoman** » Sat Aug 05, 2017 12:06 am

cricketfieldclarets wrote:Youl be lucky if you are going in a decade thats why!!!

You couldnt write whats happened. All that hate, anger and bitterness when he left. Yet just 7 years later he was relegating bastards to the third tier. Whilst we had two England internationals, were staying up in the premier league and had a manager far better over 4 years than his 6 month purple patch.

I was wrong, coyle has nothing on saxoman..

Colburn_Claret · Post by **Colburn_Claret** » Sat Aug 05, 2017 12:13 am

So long as he doesn't end up at Stranraer. I've always had a soft spot for them, I'd hate to lose it.

califclaret · Post by **califclaret** » Sat Aug 05, 2017 12:34 am

Keep him your side of the pond please please !!!

boatshed bill · Post by **boatshed bill** » Sat Aug 05, 2017 12:34 am

tim_noone wrote:I'd have him back in a heartbeat......

No you wouldn't.

Blackrod · Post by **Blackrod** » Sat Aug 05, 2017 12:37 am

Job offers were in Evo Stick League Southern Division 1 South and West but Coyle knows the real quality lies in the Bostik League Premier Division. Also clubs in the Bostik are nearer to McDonalds in Clitheroe and the Irn Bru factory in Glasgow.

Quicknick · Post by **Quicknick** » Sat Aug 05, 2017 12:45 am

PaintYorkClaretnBlue wrote:Just on sky saying that he's available but has turned down two or three jobs because they weren't right for him. That bloke couldn't lie straight in bed!

Skipton Bulldogs and Barnoldswick Park Rovers, and we know he's lying because neither club exists.

cricketfieldclarets · Post by **cricketfieldclarets** » Sat Aug 05, 2017 1:25 am

Quicknick wrote:Skipton Bulldogs and Barnoldswick Park Rovers, and we know he's lying because neither club exists.

Maybe not. But when I get my first billion im going to invent a club called skipton bulldogs and fund them to the champions league! What a name.

what_no_pies · Post by **what_no_pies** » Sat Aug 05, 2017 2:50 am

cricketfieldclarets wrote:Youl be lucky if you are going in a decade thats why!!!

You couldnt write whats happened. All that hate, anger and bitterness when he left. Yet just 7 years later he was relegating bastards to the third tier. Whilst we had two England internationals, were staying up in the premier league and had a manager far better over 4 years than his 6 month purple patch.

The 6 month purple patch built/lasted for nearer 17 months though and our football club is still enjoying the rewards. Could any true supporter really deny what Coyle's promotion brought us?