Coyle is a lying git!!
Posted: Fri Aug 04, 2017 6:57 pm
Just on sky saying that he's available but has turned down two or three jobs because they weren't right for him. That bloke couldn't lie straight in bed!
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Re: Coyle is a lying git!!
Posted: Fri Aug 04, 2017 6:58 pm
Yes but those jobs were to be a test dummy for a horse dentist.
Re: Coyle is a lying git!!
Posted: Fri Aug 04, 2017 7:01 pm
Curbishley has been waiting for the right job for years
Re: Coyle is a lying git!!
Posted: Fri Aug 04, 2017 7:15 pm
Yes, he turned down Watford, Palace and Southampton as he thinks he can do a job for a club higher in the league. 
Re: Coyle is a lying git!!
Posted: Fri Aug 04, 2017 7:15 pm
But Charlton have changed managers loads in that time.Sidney1st wrote:Curbishley has been waiting for the right job for years
Re: Coyle is a lying git!!
Posted: Fri Aug 04, 2017 7:22 pm
Here we go then uptheclarets Owen Coyle Bingo:
Re: Coyle is a lying git!!
Posted: Fri Aug 04, 2017 7:23 pm
His agent must be earning his money these days, getting him on Sky to spout the same old crap.
Since leaving us for the 10 Year Ahead boys, he's been going in only one direction.
Can't really imagine anyone daft enough to employ him.
Since leaving us for the 10 Year Ahead boys, he's been going in only one direction.
Can't really imagine anyone daft enough to employ him.
Re: Coyle is a lying git!!
Posted: Fri Aug 04, 2017 7:25 pm
Cracking start, first post as well.Buxtonclaret wrote:10 Year Ahead boys,
Re: Coyle is a lying git!!
Posted: Fri Aug 04, 2017 7:25 pm
Toe to ToeDiesel wrote:Here we go then uptheclarets Owen Coyle Bingo:
Re: Coyle is a lying git!!
Posted: Fri Aug 04, 2017 7:29 pm
He says that every time he's out of work.
Re: Coyle is a lying git!!
Posted: Fri Aug 04, 2017 7:30 pm
We were on a downward curve when he left anyway.Diesel wrote:Here we go then uptheclarets Owen Coyle Bingo:
Re: Coyle is a lying git!!
Posted: Fri Aug 04, 2017 7:32 pm
Barclays Premier League
Re: Coyle is a lying git!!
Posted: Fri Aug 04, 2017 7:32 pm
I wonder if that's why Zayn Malik left.Buxtonclaret wrote:he's been going in only one direction.
Re: Coyle is a lying git!!
Posted: Fri Aug 04, 2017 7:43 pm
He wants to manage in the best league in the world, everyone knows that. He has QUALITY and should be managing a club in a division where the managers laugh at his budget.
Re: Coyle is a lying git!!
Posted: Fri Aug 04, 2017 7:47 pm
Pleasing on the eye (unlike Owen who's got even fatter)
Re: Coyle is a lying git!!
Posted: Fri Aug 04, 2017 7:49 pm
"Coyle is a lying git"
In other news the pope was pronounced a catholic and the bear was caught sh#tting in the woods
In other news the pope was pronounced a catholic and the bear was caught sh#tting in the woods
Re: Coyle is a lying git!!
Posted: Fri Aug 04, 2017 7:54 pm
Old Coyles is looking a tad chubby.
Re: Coyle is a lying git!!
Posted: Fri Aug 04, 2017 7:58 pm
That's why he's being careful about choosing his next job - has to be a team that makes full kits in XXL.TractorFace wrote:Old Coyles is looking a tad chubby.
Re: Coyle is a lying git!!
Posted: Fri Aug 04, 2017 7:59 pm
Every time he opens his horse gnashers he ends up lying like a cheap rug
Re: Coyle is a lying git!!
Posted: Fri Aug 04, 2017 8:02 pm
He's not playing many 5 a sides or table tennis at the moment hence the weight.
Worked with someone who was in charge of the coach education at Bolton, his office overlooked the training ground. He could not believe the standard of the sessions he put on. Everyone in the office used to gather round the window when he put a session on and look on in disbelief! He was not terrific!
Worked with someone who was in charge of the coach education at Bolton, his office overlooked the training ground. He could not believe the standard of the sessions he put on. Everyone in the office used to gather round the window when he put a session on and look on in disbelief! He was not terrific!
Re: Coyle is a lying git!!
Posted: Fri Aug 04, 2017 8:03 pm
How do you know he lied about that I wouldn't personally employ him but conceivably there are many idiots in the football world who would.
Re: Coyle is a lying git!!
Posted: Fri Aug 04, 2017 8:07 pm
Someone will probably be able to post a list of jobs that have been available while he's been unemployed.
From that, it should be possible to work out who he's turned down. Unless he is, of course, lying.
From that, it should be possible to work out who he's turned down. Unless he is, of course, lying.
Re: Coyle is a lying git!!
Posted: Fri Aug 04, 2017 8:10 pm
As he left?FactualFrank wrote:I wonder if that's why Zayn Malik left.
I know people were calling for his head post London terrorist attacks and the Grenfell towers, but sure he was on GMTV t'other day.
Re: Coyle is a lying git!!
Posted: Fri Aug 04, 2017 8:21 pm
That sky article was bloody awfully, with a bloody awfully guest.
Re: Coyle is a lying git!!
Posted: Fri Aug 04, 2017 10:07 pm
Fair play to Owen Coyle, winds up a dingle better than any rover could, even one with a pilots licence in 1991!
Re: Coyle is a lying git!!
Posted: Fri Aug 04, 2017 10:11 pm
And of course he was a roaring success at EwoodSaxoman wrote:Fair play to Owen Coyle, winds up a dingle better than any rover could
Re: Coyle is a lying git!!
Posted: Fri Aug 04, 2017 10:13 pm
Already forgotten and moved on. Won't be going on about him in a decade!ClaretTony wrote:And of course he was a roaring success at Ewood
Re: Coyle is a lying git!!
Posted: Fri Aug 04, 2017 10:13 pm
He doesn't wind any Burnley fan anymore you muck spreader.Saxoman wrote:Fair play to Owen Coyle, winds up a dingle better than any rover could, even one with a pilots licence in 1991!
When any of us see him on the tele, it's like one of them disaster relief adverts hoping that folk will pledge money.
Although this particular disaster was man made.
Re: Coyle is a lying git!!
Posted: Fri Aug 04, 2017 10:17 pm
'Owen coyle is a lying git!!!'.. Totally composed thread title, no anger at all..
Re: Coyle is a lying git!!
Posted: Fri Aug 04, 2017 10:19 pm
In all fairness, Rovers are on such a downward spiral, there's bound to be worse goings on at Ewood than Coyle being there.Saxoman wrote:Already forgotten and moved on. Won't be going on about him in a decade!
Re: Coyle is a lying git!!
Posted: Fri Aug 04, 2017 10:22 pm
No anger in this thread Saxo I think it is more driven by a disbelief someone would offer him a job in Football still. Although there are a few that are still angry for some random reason
Re: Coyle is a lying git!!
Posted: Fri Aug 04, 2017 10:31 pm
On the night of our play off win Coyle left early from the celebrations (he's teetotal). Around 1pm he called a director who was rightly enjoying the night with all the players and staff wanting to talk about his wage rise for the next season. Proper cock
Re: Coyle is a lying git!!
Posted: Fri Aug 04, 2017 10:35 pm
People still bitter about a "****" manager leaving. Grow up ffs
Re: Coyle is a lying git!!
Posted: Fri Aug 04, 2017 10:44 pm
PSG had to decide between Coyle and Neymar
Re: Coyle is a lying git!!
Posted: Fri Aug 04, 2017 10:44 pm
How do you know he was lying ?
Re: Coyle is a lying git!!
Posted: Fri Aug 04, 2017 10:48 pm
That's too easy: his lips were moving.Funkydrummer wrote:How do you know he was lying ?
Re: Coyle is a lying git!!
Posted: Fri Aug 04, 2017 10:55 pm
Both feet Rowls.Rowls wrote:That's too easy: his lips were moving.
Cheers
Re: Coyle is a lying git!!
Posted: Fri Aug 04, 2017 11:04 pm
HouseRumbletonk wrote:On the night of our play off win Coyle left early from the celebrations (he's teetotal). Around 1pm he called a director who was rightly enjoying the night with all the players and staff wanting to talk about his wage rise for the next season. Proper cock
Re: Coyle is a lying git!!
Posted: Fri Aug 04, 2017 11:11 pm
Eyes down.....false call!
Re: Coyle is a lying git!!
Posted: Fri Aug 04, 2017 11:13 pm
Dyched wrote:People still bitter about a "****" manager leaving. Grow up ffs
Apart from your post, I would say most of us are having a right good laugh at Susan's expense.
I would say you are imagining any 'bitterness'
Re: Coyle is a lying git!!
Posted: Fri Aug 04, 2017 11:18 pm
I'd have him back in a heartbeat......
Re: Coyle is a lying git!!
Posted: Fri Aug 04, 2017 11:47 pm
Youl be lucky if you are going in a decade thats why!!!Saxoman wrote:Already forgotten and moved on. Won't be going on about him in a decade!
You couldnt write whats happened. All that hate, anger and bitterness when he left. Yet just 7 years later he was relegating bastards to the third tier. Whilst we had two England internationals, were staying up in the premier league and had a manager far better over 4 years than his 6 month purple patch.
Re: Coyle is a lying git!!
Posted: Sat Aug 05, 2017 12:06 am
I was wrong, coyle has nothing on saxoman..cricketfieldclarets wrote:Youl be lucky if you are going in a decade thats why!!!
You couldnt write whats happened. All that hate, anger and bitterness when he left. Yet just 7 years later he was relegating bastards to the third tier. Whilst we had two England internationals, were staying up in the premier league and had a manager far better over 4 years than his 6 month purple patch.
Re: Coyle is a lying git!!
Posted: Sat Aug 05, 2017 12:13 am
So long as he doesn't end up at Stranraer. I've always had a soft spot for them, I'd hate to lose it.
Re: Coyle is a lying git!!
Posted: Sat Aug 05, 2017 12:34 am
Keep him your side of the pond please please !!!
Re: Coyle is a lying git!!
Posted: Sat Aug 05, 2017 12:34 am
No you wouldn't.tim_noone wrote:I'd have him back in a heartbeat......
Re: Coyle is a lying git!!
Posted: Sat Aug 05, 2017 12:37 am
Job offers were in Evo Stick League Southern Division 1 South and West but Coyle knows the real quality lies in the Bostik League Premier Division. Also clubs in the Bostik are nearer to McDonalds in Clitheroe and the Irn Bru factory in Glasgow.
Re: Coyle is a lying git!!
Posted: Sat Aug 05, 2017 12:45 am
Skipton Bulldogs and Barnoldswick Park Rovers, and we know he's lying because neither club exists.PaintYorkClaretnBlue wrote:Just on sky saying that he's available but has turned down two or three jobs because they weren't right for him. That bloke couldn't lie straight in bed!
Re: Coyle is a lying git!!
Posted: Sat Aug 05, 2017 1:25 am
Maybe not. But when I get my first billion im going to invent a club called skipton bulldogs and fund them to the champions league! What a name.Quicknick wrote:Skipton Bulldogs and Barnoldswick Park Rovers, and we know he's lying because neither club exists.
Re: Coyle is a lying git!!
Posted: Sat Aug 05, 2017 2:50 am
The 6 month purple patch built/lasted for nearer 17 months though and our football club is still enjoying the rewards. Could any true supporter really deny what Coyle's promotion brought us?cricketfieldclarets wrote:Youl be lucky if you are going in a decade thats why!!!
You couldnt write whats happened. All that hate, anger and bitterness when he left. Yet just 7 years later he was relegating bastards to the third tier. Whilst we had two England internationals, were staying up in the premier league and had a manager far better over 4 years than his 6 month purple patch.