It's been touch and go, however, Holycustard has managed to satisfy her accommodation needs, so our Madge has extended her contract for another season.

Although the details are 'undisclosed', sources close to the cupboard under the stairs say that a new shoebox was provided with trimmings requested by our superstar. A general tidying up of the under stair accomm5has been agreed and maybe even some hoovering out and dusting. Neither party has come out and confirmed anything, as yet.
Here is our Claret superstar cheerleader gif signing her revised contract.



Up the Clarets!

brilliant

Excellent signing, but is she any good with the head.

Don't we have enough "Sam Vokes" type players already!??

What a relief. It was mentioned on transfer whispers that bigger(?) clubs were interested. Vive la Madge.

Well we can put the rumours that she wanted a bigger challenge to bed!

Is she Dyche fit?

geopancake wrote:Is she Dyche fit?

She always looks fit enough to me

Best signing of the summer

is she any good at keepie up ?

Put her on the bench to come on late in the game.

I hear she will also get a twix thrown in once a week.

Wile E Coyote wrote:is she any good at keepie up ?

She could keepie me up!

Good. We need a 'team player'.

Shouldn't we have signed someone younger, with resale value?

It's fallen through. She asked for a diet coke and a twix for half time. Dyche told her to f@ck off. Everyone knows it's Pepsi max and milky way. Cheeky mare! Good riddance.

Who is she?

I am in Chelsea.
Madge is on the bench! New footwear on display.

Did HC leave an open bottle of bleach over her shoebox?

Wigs must have been part of the add ons!

Now it's Orgasmic Madge! She must get a win bonus!