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Song for Chris Wood
Posted: Mon Aug 21, 2017 7:11 pm
by Rowls
Thought perhaps we could collate our efforts onto one thread?
I suggest a nice and simple ditty to the tune of the terrace classic 'here we go':
We''ve got Wood
We've got Wood
We've got Wood
We've got Wood
We've got Wood
We've got Wood
We've got Wood
We've got Wood
We've got Wood
etc etc
Re: Song for Chris Wood
Posted: Mon Aug 21, 2017 7:12 pm
by dougcollins
It's back to the bromide for you, my lad.
Re: Song for Chris Wood
Posted: Mon Aug 21, 2017 7:13 pm
by gandhisflipflop
To be honest that's about as creative as our fans get song wise.
Re: Song for Chris Wood
Posted: Mon Aug 21, 2017 7:13 pm
by Rowls
Here's a suggestion from CoolClaret from a different thread:
CoolClaret wrote:......
Or should I say, he once had me.
He showed me his boots
Isn't it good?
New Zealand Wood!
Let's make it happen

Re: Song for Chris Wood
Posted: Mon Aug 21, 2017 7:15 pm
by burnleysteve
Re: Song for Chris Wood
Posted: Mon Aug 21, 2017 7:15 pm
by cutsy123
Wev got wood wood wood
Wev got wood yes wonderful wood
Re: Song for Chris Wood
Posted: Mon Aug 21, 2017 7:15 pm
by cutsy123
Rowls wrote:Here's a suggestion from CoolClaret from a different thread:
Whys he called coolclaret?
Re: Song for Chris Wood
Posted: Mon Aug 21, 2017 7:16 pm
by TheFamilyCat
Replace 'good' with 'Wood'
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Re: Song for Chris Wood
Posted: Mon Aug 21, 2017 7:20 pm
by Jakubs Tash
My guess is the unimaginative "Chrissy Wood Wood Wood" to the tune of the Ian Wright chant...
Re: Song for Chris Wood
Posted: Mon Aug 21, 2017 7:22 pm
by cutsy123
https://youtu.be/ljz9XYbXsUs" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;
Watch the video and replace good with wood. Our future signing Abdul is the lead singer
Wev got wood wood wood
Wev got wood yes wonderful wood
Re: Song for Chris Wood
Posted: Mon Aug 21, 2017 7:22 pm
by Vegas Claret
Don't need a song, just get this going
https://youtu.be/yiKFYTFJ_kw" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;
Re: Song for Chris Wood
Posted: Mon Aug 21, 2017 7:26 pm
by Diesel
To the Defour tune:
We've got Wood
Massive, Massive Wood
I just don't think you understand
We stole this lad from Leeds, dirty dirty Leeds.
Yes we've got massive, Massive Wood.
Repeat.
Re: Song for Chris Wood
Posted: Mon Aug 21, 2017 7:27 pm
by Bin Ont Turf
Rowls wrote:Here's a suggestion from CoolClaret from a different thread:
He once was a Fox
And he pushed Duff, it wasn't good
Now he's a Claret
Isn't he good, New Zealand Wood.
Re: Song for Chris Wood
Posted: Mon Aug 21, 2017 7:36 pm
by ClaretAL
No veneer in here
Sorry couldn't resist
Re: Song for Chris Wood
Posted: Mon Aug 21, 2017 7:36 pm
by Dyched
There's nothing he can score that can't scored
There's nothing he can do but when he's playing in claret and blue, it's easy
All you need is wood
All you need is wood
All you need is wood, wood
Wood is all you need
Re: Song for Chris Wood
Posted: Mon Aug 21, 2017 7:38 pm
by halfmanhalfbiscuit
I can't help thinking there must be something in Knock on Wood...
It's like thunder, lightning
The way you love me is frightening
You better knock, knock on wood
Re: Song for Chris Wood
Posted: Mon Aug 21, 2017 7:41 pm
by ClaretAL
Dyched wrote:
All you need is wood
All you need is wood
All you need is wood, wood
Wood is all you need
Perfect, wins hands down for me.
Re: Song for Chris Wood
Posted: Mon Aug 21, 2017 7:43 pm
by Diesel
Wood, wood we want more Wood,
All the lads are cheering bang the effing goals in.
Re: Song for Chris Wood
Posted: Mon Aug 21, 2017 7:48 pm
by gawthorpe_view
Old one from the 70's,
We all hate Leeds and Leeds and Leeds......
We all effin' hate Leeds, repeat etc.
Chorus,
Whilst it may seem contradictory, we quite like their scouting system and youth development programme.
Re: Song for Chris Wood
Posted: Mon Aug 21, 2017 8:17 pm
by longside72
he wood because he could
he did because it's ewood
we knew cos he's burnley wood !!!
i've an hard on, rush o' blood !!
i'll get me coat !!!
Re: Song for Chris Wood
Posted: Mon Aug 21, 2017 8:55 pm
by piston broke
ClaretAL wrote:No veneer in here
Sorry couldn't resist
He's a very hard Wood.
Re: Song for Chris Wood
Posted: Mon Aug 21, 2017 9:23 pm
by Chester Perry
Wood - he'll be magic to the tune of could it be magic
I will let others play with the words
original Lyrics below
https://www.azlyrics.com/lyrics/taketha ... magic.html" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;
Re: Song for Chris Wood
Posted: Mon Aug 21, 2017 9:25 pm
by box_of_frogs
gandhisflipflop wrote:To be honest that's about as creative as our fans get song wise.
The yoofs will still sing it far to fast and thus make it unintelligible.
Re: Song for Chris Wood
Posted: Mon Aug 21, 2017 9:32 pm
by CombatClaret
I'm a lumberjack and I'm ok
Cos we've got Wood and we'll win all day!
Re: Song for Chris Wood
Posted: Mon Aug 21, 2017 9:53 pm
by Cirrus_Minor
He's from New Zealand so what about the Haka?
Re: Song for Chris Wood
Posted: Mon Aug 21, 2017 10:06 pm
by CoolClaret
cutsy123 wrote:Whys he called coolclaret?
Because I'm cool

Re: Song for Chris Wood
Posted: Mon Aug 21, 2017 10:17 pm
by Ilkley claret
It has to be Chris Wood(s) on fire, your defence is terrified etc.
Re: Song for Chris Wood
Posted: Mon Aug 21, 2017 10:21 pm
by DavidFishwicksDad
What about oh woody woody woody heas left Leeds ra ra to the tune off hokey kokey
Re: Song for Chris Wood
Posted: Mon Aug 21, 2017 10:21 pm
by HunterST_BFC
"Rhythm Is A Dancer"
Woodsy Is The Answer
He scores from Anywhereee
Scores em from the left side
scores em from the right side
He can score from Anywhereee
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u_ppF2yK4NM
Re: Song for Chris Wood
Posted: Mon Aug 21, 2017 10:23 pm
by CoolClaret
It's got to be a take, as I mentioned on The Beatles' 'Norwegian Wood'; obviously rename it 'New Zealand Wood'.
Re: Song for Chris Wood
Posted: Mon Aug 21, 2017 10:29 pm
by Spike
He used to play in white
He left because they're shite
Big Woody wo oh a oh
Re: Song for Chris Wood
Posted: Tue Aug 22, 2017 8:35 am
by turfytopper
Beatles - Norwegian Wood. Think it may be on Revolver album --- you need to ch
eck it out

Re: Song for Chris Wood
Posted: Wed Aug 23, 2017 10:41 am
by Den_Perry
Wood, HUH!
What is he good for?
Sticking it in the net!
Now say it again!
Sounds good (in my head anyway), especially with 5,000 Clarets going for the HUH bit.....I'll get me coat.
Re: Song for Chris Wood
Posted: Wed Aug 23, 2017 1:18 pm
by utc1884
sean dyche went to leeds in a brand new ford
brought us back a striker chris wood
Re: Song for Chris Wood
Posted: Wed Aug 23, 2017 3:11 pm
by Claretjug
The Wood...The Wood...The Wood is on fire.
Re: Song for Chris Wood
Posted: Sat Aug 26, 2017 2:33 pm
by Dazzler
I think Chris Wood will have to play like Ronaldo before this chap will sing his praises.
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Re: Song for Chris Wood
Posted: Sat Aug 26, 2017 2:36 pm
by FactualFrank
Rowls wrote:Thought perhaps we could collate our efforts onto one thread?
I suggest a nice and simple ditty to the tune of the terrace classic 'here we go':
We''ve got Wood
We've got Wood
We've got Wood
We've got Wood
We've got Wood
We've got Wood
We've got Wood
We've got Wood
We've got Wood
etc etc
It would never work. Too many fans would forget the words.
Re: Song for Chris Wood
Posted: Sat Aug 26, 2017 5:37 pm
by LoveCurryPies
Chris Wood...Chris Wood...
He's good...very good.
He's a polished performer...
He's pledged to this Club.
We're waxing on...
To see him shine.
Chris Wood...
Burnley's in his blood!
(how's that?)

Re: Song for Chris Wood
Posted: Sat Aug 26, 2017 6:00 pm
by Carport
Let's see him score some goals before designing a song for him! He's unproven in the Prem. We might have bought a pile of the proverbial!
Re: Song for Chris Wood
Posted: Sat Aug 26, 2017 6:11 pm
by Sean Dyche's Watch
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G_UXvcr22rM" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;
Longside: 'Wood I lie to you baby, Wood I lie to you?'
Bob Lord Stand 'Oh yeah!'
Re: Song for Chris Wood
Posted: Sat Aug 26, 2017 6:12 pm
by Sean Dyche's Watch
not original I know, but "Chris Wood's on fire' when he scores?
Re: Song for Chris Wood
Posted: Sat Aug 26, 2017 6:36 pm
by Gnulty
Hey Mr Timberman, Wood you score a goal for me.... I will also get my coat

Re: Song for Chris Wood
Posted: Sat Aug 26, 2017 7:49 pm
by ClaretAL
All we need is wood da dadadada
All we need is wood da dadadada
All we need is wood
Wood
Wood us all we need
Was belted out by a few at dead wood and it caught on really quick and sounded good
Re: Song for Chris Wood
Posted: Sat Aug 26, 2017 8:42 pm
by LoveCurryPies
Carport wrote:Let's see him score some goals before designing a song for him! He's unproven in the Prem. We might have bought a pile of the proverbial!
Such a negative approach approach. Maybe showing the lad some enthusiasm will boost his confidence. Let's show him that he is very welcome at Burnley.
Re: Song for Chris Wood
Posted: Sat Aug 26, 2017 9:11 pm
by Barnesy
To the tune Viva Ronaldo (not sure what the original is)
We've all got Wood
We've all got Wood
Watching him bang it in
Here the Longside sing
We've all got Wood
Re: Song for Chris Wood
Posted: Sun Aug 27, 2017 7:18 pm
by CFS
Chris wood wooaah
Chris wood wooaah
He signed from dirty leeds
Dirty dirty leeds
Repeat till tired.
Re: Song for Chris Wood
Posted: Sun Aug 27, 2017 7:43 pm
by Six fingers
wood is on fire
La lla la la
Re: Song for Chris Wood
Posted: Sun Aug 27, 2017 7:44 pm
by ClaretPuddle
Defence is terrified Wood is on fire was a favourite today post match!
Re: Song for Chris Wood
Posted: Sun Aug 27, 2017 7:48 pm
by Vino blanco
I watched the game in the Lounge in Benalmadena with loads of Clarets. When Wood scored I started 'All you need is Wood', everyone joined in no problems, easy to sing and simple.
Re: Song for Chris Wood
Posted: Sun Aug 27, 2017 7:49 pm
by ŽižkovClaret
Wood that it were so simple....