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Posted: Thu Aug 31, 2017 3:12 am
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Posted: Thu Aug 31, 2017 3:27 am
"You do realise what a bloody mess this lot are in don't you?"
"I'm starting to Sean... you got anything coming up?"
"I might need an experienced centre-half to keep the native's happy"
"I've still got my boots they're in the car"
"I'm starting to Sean... you got anything coming up?"
"I might need an experienced centre-half to keep the native's happy"
"I've still got my boots they're in the car"
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Posted: Thu Aug 31, 2017 3:45 am
You can let go now Sean, you're hurting me.
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Posted: Thu Aug 31, 2017 3:46 am
Do I know you?
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Posted: Thu Aug 31, 2017 4:15 am
Are you throwing wings or thighs on the BBQ?
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Posted: Thu Aug 31, 2017 4:31 am
''Tony, I wont tell you again, the mops and brushes are in the cupboard under the stairs, get my foo kin office cleaned NOW''.
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Posted: Thu Aug 31, 2017 5:02 am
Seriously twenty quid down and can have this watch, monthly payments and a twix
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Posted: Thu Aug 31, 2017 5:56 am
Dyche: 'I was thinking of building a house nearer Turf. How much do you think Venky's will want for this plot?'
Mowray: 'About £20'
Dyche: 'Deal, I'll throw in an Omelette and a Twix if you can get these people in blue and white to clean and wax my car'
Mowbray: ' What's an Omelette?'
Mowray: 'About £20'
Dyche: 'Deal, I'll throw in an Omelette and a Twix if you can get these people in blue and white to clean and wax my car'
Mowbray: ' What's an Omelette?'
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Posted: Thu Aug 31, 2017 7:20 am
''Oi, Tony''
''What Sean ?''
''Did I mention, we've got Defour, Steven Defour, I just don't think you lot will understand, cos he's my man and he's much better than Zidane, that's Steven, Steven Defour''.
''What Sean ?''
''Did I mention, we've got Defour, Steven Defour, I just don't think you lot will understand, cos he's my man and he's much better than Zidane, that's Steven, Steven Defour''.
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Posted: Thu Aug 31, 2017 7:22 am
TM: But this is my jacket
SD: I don't care. I'm having that, too.
SD: I don't care. I'm having that, too.
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Posted: Thu Aug 31, 2017 9:00 am
"Shake hands"
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Posted: Thu Aug 31, 2017 9:09 am
Sean :- You do know that you look quite a bit like Owen Coyle don't you ?
Tony :- I am Coyle really, just changed my teeth and my lying technique.
Tony :- I am Coyle really, just changed my teeth and my lying technique.
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Posted: Thu Aug 31, 2017 9:12 am
Sean singing: 'And it's Mow Bray Never'
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Posted: Thu Aug 31, 2017 9:19 am
''Its OK mate - it'll all be over soon and you can get back to your hospice''
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Posted: Thu Aug 31, 2017 9:27 am
I can't take my eyes of those super fans you have Sean, could we borrow them for the rest of the season to boost our crowds, they can sit over here!
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Posted: Thu Aug 31, 2017 9:30 am
Look Sean , they warned me, that if you were to look me in the eyes when shaking my hand, you were about to pick my pockets, like you've done with all our managers. Well I'm not going to let you.
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Posted: Thu Aug 31, 2017 9:31 am
Look Sean , they warned me, that if you were to look me in the eyes when shaking my hand, you were about to pick my pockets, like you've done with all our managers. Well I'm not going to let you.
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Posted: Thu Aug 31, 2017 9:31 am
We have the upper hand.
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Posted: Thu Aug 31, 2017 9:36 am
After that showing, this lot might finally accept that Burnley are SUPERIOR 
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Posted: Thu Aug 31, 2017 9:41 am
"Sean, I could punch you".
"LOL, strong jaw Tony!"
"LOL, strong jaw Tony!"
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Posted: Thu Aug 31, 2017 10:49 am
Gonna use that! thanksBraindead wrote:Sean singing: 'And it's Mow Bray Never'
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Posted: Thu Aug 31, 2017 10:56 am
TM" Your, your eyes Sean. They're beautiful"
SD" Aye alright son, good luck"
SD" Aye alright son, good luck"
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Posted: Thu Aug 31, 2017 11:03 am
Am I the only one that finds it difficult to not sing 'Dizane' instead of Zidane.50 shades of Grey wrote:''Oi, Tony''
''What Sean ?''
''Did I mention, we've got Defour, Steven Defour, I just don't think you lot will understand, cos he's my man and he's much better than Zidane, that's Steven, Steven Defour''.
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Posted: Thu Aug 31, 2017 11:17 am
"You can take your jacket off now and relax, it's all over."
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Posted: Thu Aug 31, 2017 11:45 am
Sean "Muchas Gacias".
Mow "Toilet is that way".
Mow "Toilet is that way".
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Posted: Thu Aug 31, 2017 11:54 am
Remember this tony u will never ever beat us again wile I'm in charge utc
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Posted: Thu Aug 31, 2017 12:00 pm
" I know money's short Tony, but I cant believe Venkys wont even pay for a sling for your broken arm.. "
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Posted: Thu Aug 31, 2017 12:06 pm
Sean: 'Horse injury Tony?'
Mowbray: 'When in Rome Sean, when in Rome!'
Mowbray: 'When in Rome Sean, when in Rome!'
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Posted: Thu Aug 31, 2017 12:08 pm
Fancy a Twix, Tony?
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Posted: Fri Sep 01, 2017 2:14 am
some good ones 
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Posted: Fri Sep 01, 2017 4:56 am
"Tony whatever possessed you to take THIS job
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Posted: Fri Sep 01, 2017 7:51 am
Long live the venkys