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Ashley's hair
Posted: Sat Sep 02, 2017 4:26 am
by Vegas Claret
Re: Ashley's hair
Posted: Sat Sep 02, 2017 6:54 am
by Inchy
If you have the cash why not.
I've noticed my hair is receding a bit but I don't think I'm going bald because it doesn't run in the family.
Re: Ashley's hair
Posted: Sat Sep 02, 2017 7:00 am
by The Enclosure
Fair play to the lad.......seems a real decent sort of person very grounded and honest.
Re: Ashley's hair
Posted: Sat Sep 02, 2017 7:12 am
by ants_g
Good on him and fair play for talking openly about it.
Re: Ashley's hair
Posted: Sat Sep 02, 2017 7:40 am
by ian
So happy about this, I want my favourite player to be perfect in every way. Go Ashley Ashley Barnes!!!!111
Re: Ashley's hair
Posted: Sat Sep 02, 2017 8:10 am
by Rumpelstiltskin
Good Luck with this Ash...Hope you have chosen a different clinic than Rooney...His transplant really hasn't been a success !
Re: Ashley's hair
Posted: Sat Sep 02, 2017 8:11 am
by jedi_master
Top guy is Barnes and even talking about something as superflous as a hair transplant he appears so grounded and a million miles away from the average Premier League player (in personality).
So glad he stayed with us.
Re: Ashley's hair
Posted: Sat Sep 02, 2017 8:14 am
by Pearcey
Big tart!
Re: Ashley's hair
Posted: Sat Sep 02, 2017 8:42 am
by 1968claret
Pearcey wrote:Big tart!
Dare you to say that to his face

Re: Ashley's hair
Posted: Sat Sep 02, 2017 8:52 am
by TVC15
He's got a "hair island" !!
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Re: Ashley's hair
Posted: Sat Sep 02, 2017 9:05 am
by Quicknick
Rumpelstiltskin wrote:Good Luck with this Ash...Hope you have chosen a different clinic than Rooney...His transplant really hasn't been a success !
Have you seen it recently? Looks good. Just needs to stop dyeing it.
Re: Ashley's hair
Posted: Sat Sep 02, 2017 9:17 am
by South West Claret.
Oh no this is where Rooney started to go wrong

Re: Ashley's hair
Posted: Sat Sep 02, 2017 9:23 am
by ClaretTony
The Enclosure wrote:Fair play to the lad.......seems a real decent sort of person very grounded and honest.
Only spoken to him the once and that was during his rehab after the injury. I was down at Gawthorpe for a youth game and he was just getting into his car so I asked him how things were going and he gave me chapter and verse. Came across really well.
But a couple of people I know who are involved with the squad tell me he's the best lad in there, absolutely nothing like the aggressive player we see on the pitch. Decent, grounded and honest - that's what they say.
On the hair subject - I think it's too late for me now but didn't David Jones and Kights do similar?
Re: Ashley's hair
Posted: Sat Sep 02, 2017 9:48 am
by boiledclaret
That interviews quite an illusion shatterer. I thought he'd be all gravel voiced and full of bravado like a Neil Razor Ruddock type character.
I'm glad we didn't lose him during the transfer window cattle market.
Re: Ashley's hair
Posted: Sat Sep 02, 2017 9:50 am
by South West Claret.
[quote="ClaretTony"]Only spoken to him the once and that was during his rehab after the injury. I was down at Gawthorpe for a youth game and he was just getting into his car so I asked him how things were going and he gave me chapter and verse. Came across really well.
But a couple of people I know who are involved with the squad tell me he's the best lad in there, absolutely nothing like the aggressive player we see on the pitch. Decent, grounded and honest - that's what they say.
On the hair subject - I think it's too late for me now but didn't David Jones and Kights do similar?[/quot
"Decent, grounded and honest - that's what they say."
Not surprising if he was brought up down here, good area to bring children up in general terms in my experience.
Re: Ashley's hair
Posted: Sat Sep 02, 2017 10:29 am
by LittleBritton
Can only see him being a fringe player anyway this year....

Re: Ashley's hair
Posted: Sat Sep 02, 2017 10:31 am
by South West Claret.
Let's see how the season unfolds.
Re: Ashley's hair
Posted: Sat Sep 02, 2017 10:36 am
by Quicknick
South West Claret. wrote:
I can imagine the southwest is a good place to be brought up. Maybe not a Plymouth housing estate, though.
Re: Ashley's hair
Posted: Sat Sep 02, 2017 10:42 am
by Ightenclaret
Ahhhh, bless him.
Isnt there some sort of law to stop using innocents in the marketing of surgical procedures?
I hope the consent procedure took at least a week.
We love you Ashley, no matter how you look!
Re: Ashley's hair
Posted: Sat Sep 02, 2017 10:51 am
by ŽižkovClaret
He's big! he's scary!
Now considerably more hairy!
Ashley Barnes! Ashley Barnes!
Re: Ashley's hair
Posted: Sat Sep 02, 2017 11:06 am
by boiledclaret
[quote="TVC15"]"hair island" !!/quote]
All Brazilians are banned.
Re: Ashley's hair
Posted: Sat Sep 02, 2017 11:17 am
by South West Claret.
Quicknick wrote:I can imagine the southwest is a good place to be brought up. Maybe not a Plymouth housing estate, though.
If your going to quote someone on here QN can you do it properly next time.
Re: Ashley's hair
Posted: Sat Sep 02, 2017 11:51 am
by Quicknick
South West Claret. wrote:If your going to quote someone on here QN can you do it properly next time.
What bit did I get wrong? You said the southwest was a good place to be brought up. I added the bit about Plymouth.
Re: Ashley's hair
Posted: Sat Sep 02, 2017 12:00 pm
by Walton
ClaretTony wrote:
On the hair subject - I think it's too late for me now but didn't David Jones and Kights do similar?
Jones had his ears pinned forward
Re: Ashley's hair
Posted: Sat Sep 02, 2017 12:03 pm
by ksrclaret
Good lad Ashley, I'd do the same if I started to go bald.
Re: Ashley's hair
Posted: Sat Sep 02, 2017 12:05 pm
by BleedingClaret
I think Ash the Bash needs a Marouane Felaini look to compliment his style
Re: Ashley's hair
Posted: Sat Sep 02, 2017 12:13 pm
by CaptainClaret
Fair play to him. Think he should have a word with Defour!
*I say this as someone who is sadly going through the same painful stage of life... clippers all round when it gets to the "hair island" stage
Re: Ashley's hair
Posted: Sat Sep 02, 2017 12:25 pm
by ClaretTony
Walton wrote:Jones had his ears pinned forward
He certainly had something done with his hair too - got a full head now.
Re: Ashley's hair
Posted: Sat Sep 02, 2017 12:32 pm
by Spijed
ClaretTony wrote:On the hair subject - I think it's too late for me now but didn't David Jones and Kights do similar?
What about "Just for Men"?

Re: Ashley's hair
Posted: Sat Sep 02, 2017 1:02 pm
by bfcmik
Spijed wrote:What about "Just for Men"?

I think there has to be some hair there for 'Just for Men' to have any effect

Re: Ashley's hair
Posted: Sat Sep 02, 2017 1:36 pm
by HiroshimaClaret
LittleBritton wrote:Can only see him being a fringe player anyway this year....

You`ve started it now. Hair we go! A huge relief for me he didn`t leave in the transfer window. A cut above the rest. He`s not the fastest but when he gets a full head of steam going, he`s hard to stop. For those that have criticised him saying he offers nothing up top should b ashamed of themselves. GOOD NIGHT and apologies.
Re: Ashley's hair
Posted: Sat Sep 02, 2017 4:52 pm
by Quicknick
Gouing to bed early, Hiroshima, even taking account of the time difference. Full session on the Asahi Super Dry?
Re: Ashley's hair
Posted: Sat Sep 02, 2017 5:20 pm
by IndigoLake
ClaretTony wrote:But a couple of people I know who are involved with the squad tell me he's the best lad in there, absolutely nothing like the aggressive player we see on the pitch. Decent, grounded and honest - that's what they say.
Reminds me of Wade Elliott in some ways. Really got stuck in when he needed to but the nicest guy you could meet off the pitch.
Re: Ashley's hair
Posted: Sat Sep 02, 2017 5:31 pm
by Quicknick
All these nice south coast lads we have and had. Big Sam is another.
Re: Ashley's hair
Posted: Sat Sep 02, 2017 5:44 pm
by Spijed
Remember Stephen Ireland and his magic hair do?
Re: Ashley's hair
Posted: Sat Sep 02, 2017 6:22 pm
by welsbyswife
Don't know why but he reminds me of Mark Cavendish on that clip. Hard to put it into figures or points won but the character and team spirit we have is a massive part of where we are. Long may it continue.
Re: Ashley's hair
Posted: Sat Sep 02, 2017 7:29 pm
by Burnleyareback2
Delighted he is still here, he has a habit of scoring the important goals.
Re: Ashley's hair
Posted: Sat Sep 02, 2017 7:33 pm
by happyclaret17
just for the craic
if he scores
how about a chorus of " bald headed b---ard, you're just a bald headed b---ard"...lol...probably the most unusual crowd reaction ever to a goal.
Re: Ashley's hair
Posted: Sat Sep 02, 2017 7:35 pm
by happyclaret17
or
ashley barnes ashley barnes ashley ashley barnes...he's got no hair but we dont care ashley ashley barns.....
Re: Ashley's hair
Posted: Sat Sep 02, 2017 7:42 pm
by mkmel
I think I read somewhere that Chelsea manager Conte has either had a hair transplant or it's a wig
Re: Ashley's hair
Posted: Sat Sep 02, 2017 8:07 pm
by claretdj
Go Bald gracefully I say. I see Rooney had the same treatment, but now he looks like he needs it re-seeding! Only thing is he can't drive to London himself to get it done.. utc
Re: Ashley's hair
Posted: Sat Sep 02, 2017 8:21 pm
by IanMcL
Ashley Barnes has grown in confidence, stature and now hair, since being a Claret.
Re: Ashley's hair
Posted: Sat Sep 02, 2017 10:11 pm
by South West Claret.
Quicknick wrote:What bit did I get wrong? You said the southwest was a good place to be brought up. I added the bit about Plymouth.
No I said this "Not surprising if he was brought up down here, good area to bring children up in general terms in my experience."
Re: Ashley's hair
Posted: Sat Sep 02, 2017 10:19 pm
by bfcjg
He's pubes on his head Ashley Barnes he's pubes on his head.
Re: Ashley's hair
Posted: Sun Sep 03, 2017 6:25 pm
by 3putt
Hair today gone tomorrow

Re: Ashley's hair
Posted: Sun Sep 03, 2017 7:24 pm
by k90bfc
It never bothered Andy Lochhead!