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After all these years

Posted: Mon Oct 02, 2017 6:44 pm
by RalphCoatesComb
Of having our hub-caps, car stereo systems and even cars, taken whilst in Liverpool, we've gone taken something from them - 4 points! The whole of Merseyside must be fizzin' like ;)

P.S. You can keep my Blaupunkt stereo lads. It never worked anyway :lol:

Re: After all these years

Posted: Mon Oct 02, 2017 6:46 pm
by ExistentialWanderer
RalphCoatesComb wrote:Of having our hub-caps, car stereo systems and even cars, taken whilst in Liverpool, we've gone taken something from them - 4 points! The whole of Merseyside must be fizzin' like ;)

P.S. You can keep my Blaupunkt stereo lads. It never worked anyway :lol:
10 points over the last two seasons. Happy days!

Re: After all these years

Posted: Mon Oct 02, 2017 6:55 pm
by Bin Ont Turf
I once went in the back of a tranny van to watch Burnley at Anfield (there's an art to urinating into a builders bucket in a moving vehicle).

Any road the back doors were knackered and they wouldn't lock. We parked on a back street and the driver decided to chance it.

I said it won't be there or it will be (properly) wrecked when we get back.

Shock horror, it was there and in the same state as we left it.

Stop stereotyping all them poor scousers Ralph. :)

Re: After all these years

Posted: Mon Oct 02, 2017 6:57 pm
by ExistentialWanderer
Bin Ont Turf wrote:I once went in the back of a tranny van to watch Burnley at Anfield (there's an art to urinating into a builders bucket in a moving vehicle).

This leads to more questions than answers to be honest...

Re: After all these years

Posted: Mon Oct 02, 2017 6:59 pm
by Saxoman
Bin Ont Turf wrote:I once went in the back of a tranny van to watch Burnley at Anfield (there's an art to urinating into a builders bucket in a moving vehicle).

Any road the back doors were knackered and they wouldn't lock. We parked on a back street and the driver decided to chance it.

I said it won't be there or it will be (properly) wrecked when we get back.

Shock horror, it was there and in the same state as we left it.

Stop stereotyping all them poor scousers Ralph. :)
You've made that up..

No way you have mates.. :D

Re: After all these years

Posted: Mon Oct 02, 2017 7:27 pm
by gawthorpe_view
Tranny Van.... A Dutchman I presume.

Re: After all these years

Posted: Mon Oct 02, 2017 7:55 pm
by tim_noone
gawthorpe_view wrote:Tranny Van.... A Dutchman I presume.
No bot swings both ways.....

Re: After all these years

Posted: Mon Oct 02, 2017 8:12 pm
by Bin Ont Turf
ExistentialWanderer wrote:This leads to more questions than answers to be honest...
I'll answer the only possible question for you.

Drinking lots of beer makes you want to wee quite frequently.

Question answered.

Re: After all these years

Posted: Mon Oct 02, 2017 8:23 pm
by tim_noone
Bin Ont Turf wrote:I'll answer the only possible question for you.

Drinking lots of beer makes you want to wee quite frequently.

Question answered.
Your dodging the real question.

Re: After all these years

Posted: Mon Oct 02, 2017 8:27 pm
by ExistentialWanderer
tim_noone wrote:Your dodging the real question.
He certainly is and it's more to do with the van... :lol:

Re: After all these years

Posted: Mon Oct 02, 2017 8:29 pm
by Bin Ont Turf
tim_noone wrote:Your dodging the real question.
Is the answer to the real question this........

The reason Tim Noone is the most boring poster on this message board is that he only replies with four or five word posts whilst wearing the like button out. :ugeek: