Caption competiton
Posted: Sun Oct 22, 2017 1:04 am
Outrage as the pope goes down on little portugeezer
Bernardo Silva: "He touched me! He touched me!
Kenneth Williams: "Mmmm - Lucky you!"
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Caption competiton
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Re: Caption competiton
Posted: Sun Oct 22, 2017 1:10 am
Re: Caption competiton
Posted: Sun Oct 22, 2017 7:26 am
OK Bernardo, we're going to film the Cum shot....and action!
Re: Caption competiton
Posted: Sun Oct 22, 2017 8:13 am
"As a good Catholic I must fling myself at the feet of the Pope"
Re: Caption competiton
Posted: Sun Oct 22, 2017 8:14 am
Aggghhhhhh...... I've been shot!
Re: Caption competiton
Posted: Sun Oct 22, 2017 8:27 am
“Supporters were astounded in the Manchester City game today when Bernardo Silva was bitten on the ankle, before being carried away by an invisible T-Rex.”
Re: Caption competiton
Posted: Sun Oct 22, 2017 8:28 am
Up up and away!!!
Re: Caption competiton
Posted: Sun Oct 22, 2017 8:56 am
"Houston, we have a negative on that trajectory"
Re: Caption competiton
Posted: Sun Oct 22, 2017 9:00 am
Look Wendy I can fly so long as there's contact
Re: Caption competiton
Posted: Sun Oct 22, 2017 9:03 am
Do my ******** look bigger from this angle?
Re: Caption competiton
Posted: Sun Oct 22, 2017 10:33 am
Manchester "UFO Mystery" solved.
Re: Caption competiton
Posted: Sun Oct 22, 2017 10:37 am
"ladies and gentleman let's have a look at the nominations for best male in a dramatic performance..
Re: Caption competiton
Posted: Sun Oct 22, 2017 10:53 am
Ahhhh f*<k...........Cricketfield claret has posted another well informed and scintillating post regarding his observations from yesterdays game 
Re: Caption competiton
Posted: Sun Oct 22, 2017 10:54 am
"Look Mum, no hands. Look Dad, no teeth"
Re: Caption competiton
Posted: Sun Oct 22, 2017 10:56 am
"The Portuguese judges scored 5.6 5.8 5.6 5.7 5.9"
Re: Caption competiton
Posted: Sun Oct 22, 2017 10:59 am
"I believe I can fly, I believe I can touch the sky"
Re: Caption competiton
Posted: Sun Oct 22, 2017 11:00 am
Actual footage of Bernardo Silva being told that all the bacon has run out and he'll have to order something else.
Re: Caption competiton
Posted: Sun Oct 22, 2017 11:01 am
"Lord Vader, I was only joking. Please put me down"
Re: Caption competiton
Posted: Sun Oct 22, 2017 11:14 am
Fair reaction, tbh.Claretmatt4 wrote:Actual footage of Bernardo Silva being told that all the bacon has run out and he'll have to order something else.
Re: Caption competiton
Posted: Sun Oct 22, 2017 11:16 am
OUCH! My foot is trapped!
Re: Caption competiton
Posted: Sun Oct 22, 2017 11:27 am
Fly Etihad
Re: Caption competiton
Posted: Sun Oct 22, 2017 12:40 pm
"Sponsors reach deal with Manchester City for players to undertake more promotional duties."
Re: Caption competiton
Posted: Sun Oct 22, 2017 12:51 pm
Another easy biteiluva64 wrote:Ahhhh f*<k...........Cricketfield claret has posted another well informed and scintillating post regarding his observations from yesterdays game
Re: Caption competiton
Posted: Sun Oct 22, 2017 2:07 pm
"Come on Sean, if that's only worth 8/10, how high do you want me to jump?"
Re: Caption competiton
Posted: Sun Oct 22, 2017 2:45 pm
Portuguese man of soar.
Re: Caption competiton
Posted: Sun Oct 22, 2017 2:55 pm
If you crop out the bottom half of the photo....
.....you have a fantastic impression of Andreas Boccelli belting one out !
.....you have a fantastic impression of Andreas Boccelli belting one out !
Re: Caption competiton
Posted: Sun Oct 22, 2017 3:34 pm
Bernardo Silva takes evasive action as he mistakes discarded chewing gum on the pitch for a spider.