He has a proven track record of avoiding relegation.

He has worked with an International squad (albeit very briefly)

He is unemployed

He has said that he would consider the job http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/41807662

He lives in the North West

He once dated a girl from Liverpool (dragging the barrel now )

His cat is called "Toffee" (Made that bit up too)

This is the rumour we need to light the blue touch paper to.

He has the theme from Z-Cars as his phones ring tone.
That or Abba's Money, Money, Money.

He can take Rooney out dogging

Here's hoping, but if SD doesn't fit the profile that Everton want, Big Sam certainly doesn't

Clarethalffull wrote:He can take Rooney out dogging

[quote="Lancasterclaret"]Here's hoping, but if SD doesn't fit the profile that Everton want, Big Sam certainly doesn't[/quote

That depends if Everton have 're-profiled' in the last few weeks/days. Initially looking long term and top 6, but now might be very much focussed on staying in the division this year and starting again in the summer. - that would suit big Sam more than Dyche.
Here's hoping anyway...

Odds for BFS shortening whilst SD is drifting out.

Come on Sam, you know you want to

He's too fat though, he'll eat the toffee lady as well as those horrendous mints.

Apparently according to talksport a meeting is taking place in London today between Mashiri & Big Sam

Claret&Green wrote:Apparently according to talksport a meeting is taking place in London today between Mashiri & Big Sam

But, is it the "real" Mashiri, or someone from The Daily Telegraph??

They don't need Sam Ralph,there is absolutely no chance that side will be relegated even Brian Laws could save them.

Steve1956 wrote:They don't need Sam Ralph,there is absolutely no chance that side will be relegated even Brian Laws could save them.

R U sure? They weren't that convincing against us at Goodison. The table rarely lies. They are in the bottom three for a reason and all the bull about "They're too good to go down" just doesn't wash.

Ralph are you trying to say that BFS likes sweets with this post?

CnBtruntru wrote:Ralph are you trying to say that BFS likes sweets with this post?

What I'm trying to say is

**** off to Everton BFS, **** off Everton, Leicester, Ross County, and Bacup Borough !

Leave him alone. He's OURS and we're keeping him

They are in trouble. No buys until Jan. and no threat up front. Concede and they lose. SD would sort the defence out but would it be in time.
I fully expect SD to stay.

RalphCoatesComb wrote:What I'm trying to say is

**** off to Everton BFS, **** off Everton, Leicester, Ross County, and Bacup Borough !

Leave him alone. He's OURS and we're keeping him

You forgot Bury