Blackburrrrn roverrrrs A - Z Day 1 - A is for ...

50 shades of Grey · Post by **50 shades of Grey** » Wed Nov 01, 2017 12:45 pm

Every day a different letter. Today it’s the letter A (you get the idea). I'll kick it off....

A is for ADMINISTRATION. Cos its where you're heading, you bunch of fiddlers.

Lord Beamish · Post by **Lord Beamish** » Wed Nov 01, 2017 12:48 pm

A is for Apathetic. That sums up their home attendances.

LordBob · Post by **LordBob** » Wed Nov 01, 2017 1:04 pm

A is for ASPIRATIONS ... all gone!

Quickenthetempo · Post by **Quickenthetempo** » Wed Nov 01, 2017 1:11 pm

A is for Ash cloud and the failed Lewandowski signing.

Diesel · Post by **Diesel** » Wed Nov 01, 2017 1:13 pm

Aintree.

jlup1980 · Post by **jlup1980** » Wed Nov 01, 2017 1:15 pm

Appreciating The Venkys.

Sutton-Claret · Post by **Sutton-Claret** » Wed Nov 01, 2017 1:19 pm

ALLARDYCE - Probably the best manager they had....... and they sacked him

dsr · Post by **dsr** » Wed Nov 01, 2017 1:20 pm

A is for A-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA

mikeS · Post by **mikeS** » Wed Nov 01, 2017 1:21 pm

A Third Division Club Somewhere near Preston.

MACCA · Post by **MACCA** » Wed Nov 01, 2017 1:22 pm

A is for ....
Agent Keane
Agent Appleton
Agent Coyle

I'd knight them All, or at least the Freedom of Lancashire.

TheFamilyCat · Post by **TheFamilyCat** » Wed Nov 01, 2017 1:24 pm

Accrington Stanley - soon to be their big derby

TheFamilyCat · Post by **TheFamilyCat** » Wed Nov 01, 2017 1:26 pm

Anuradha Desai - Madame Rao. Our Queen of Hearts.

Lord Beamish · Post by **Lord Beamish** » Wed Nov 01, 2017 1:29 pm

TheFamilyCat wrote:Anuradha Desai - Madame Rao. Our Queen of Hearts.

It'd be lovely if Royal Doulton would do a limited edition painted plate with an image of her, bearing this legend. Real tasteful, like.

timshorts · Post by **timshorts** » Wed Nov 01, 2017 1:43 pm

Airdressers.

There was a programme on BBC 2 this morning showing a Blackburn airdresser that had been broken into 30 times, and a nice video of 2 toe-rags trying to break in and kicking the glass in the door. I so wanted him to sever an artery.

They nicked a relatively small amount of cash and some hair products. One went to prison.

so..........Q. Why, of all the places to break into do you pick a hairdressers with CCTV?
.............A. Cos he wanted to get caught as it's better to live in prison than in Blackburn.

TurfyMoore · Post by **TurfyMoore** » Wed Nov 01, 2017 1:47 pm

Arfield..... say no more

Foshiznik · Post by **Foshiznik** » Wed Nov 01, 2017 2:08 pm

Abomination

frankinwales · Post by **frankinwales** » Wed Nov 01, 2017 2:22 pm

Academic...................it's just a case of when............

Up the Clarets.............

Godalmingclaret · Post by **Godalmingclaret** » Wed Nov 01, 2017 2:23 pm

Almost feel sorry for them.......Almost HAHA

Culmclaret · Post by **Culmclaret** » Wed Nov 01, 2017 2:30 pm

...attritional, anticlimactic agony

Selby Claret · Post by **Selby Claret** » Wed Nov 01, 2017 2:52 pm

Arrivederci

Sausage · Post by **Sausage** » Wed Nov 01, 2017 3:05 pm

A is for Ahead of the Bastards in the East Lancs derby. 42 wins to 41.

International class · Post by **International class** » Wed Nov 01, 2017 3:13 pm

Antithesis of a well run club

africlaret · Post by **africlaret** » Wed Nov 01, 2017 3:37 pm

Amen to all that.

conyoviejo · Post by **conyoviejo** » Wed Nov 01, 2017 3:45 pm

Arseholes

HatfieldClaret · Post by **HatfieldClaret** » Wed Nov 01, 2017 4:25 pm

A is for antipathy.

Nowt to do with those mutants, just saying ambition begins with an A.

ElectroClaret · Post by **ElectroClaret** » Wed Nov 01, 2017 4:26 pm

Absolutely hilarious!!

gawthorpe_view · Post by **gawthorpe_view** » Wed Nov 01, 2017 4:31 pm

Apocalyptic.

bobinho · Post by **bobinho** » Wed Nov 01, 2017 4:36 pm

Abysmal

Boll ewood · Post by **Boll ewood** » Wed Nov 01, 2017 4:47 pm

A is for AFC rovers of Blackburn. Which they will be known as in a couple of years when they finally fold as a club and have to start again right at the bottom of the football pyramid and play there home games on witton park.

Grimsby Claret · Post by **Grimsby Claret** » Wed Nov 01, 2017 5:00 pm

A is for always staying Down.

Funkydrummer · Post by **Funkydrummer** » Wed Nov 01, 2017 6:03 pm

Absent from the Premier League.

Can't wait for "B"

Claretforever · Post by **Claretforever** » Wed Nov 01, 2017 6:09 pm

A is for apples, which those depraved Blackburn folk use to get close to horses.

bfcmartin · Post by **bfcmartin** » Wed Nov 01, 2017 6:10 pm

Aldaniti

bfcjg · Post by **bfcjg** » Wed Nov 01, 2017 6:13 pm

Apelike.

BarstewardsEnquiry · Post by **BarstewardsEnquiry** » Wed Nov 01, 2017 6:49 pm

Aldi - on the site formerly known as Ewood Park

Spike · Post by **Spike** » Wed Nov 01, 2017 7:21 pm

Amatooslow the Cookery book writer who left Rovers never allegedly unable to play again but then played on TV for the Rest of the World.

clarethomer · Post by **clarethomer** » Wed Nov 01, 2017 7:30 pm

Aiden O'Neil

thatdberight · Post by **thatdberight** » Wed Nov 01, 2017 7:38 pm

A is for Another football club, not ours and it's sad some of our fans are so fixated on them.

Clarets4me · Post by **Clarets4me** » Wed Nov 01, 2017 7:39 pm

A is for Audited Accounts.... and also Auditors and administration...

RingoMcCartney · Post by **RingoMcCartney** » Wed Nov 01, 2017 8:30 pm

A is what they feed their lovers.

Oh no, hang on, that's "hay."

Apologies.

Cirrus_Minor · Post by **Cirrus_Minor** » Wed Nov 01, 2017 10:32 pm

Appaloosa conscupiscence.

Stalbansclaret · Post by **Stalbansclaret** » Wed Nov 01, 2017 11:11 pm

A is for........."ARFIELD .....ONE NIL !!!!"